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(BBC)   Note: an unusually high scoreline might tip off authorities that your game was fixed. This is especially true if you're soccer teams and the final scores of your games are 67-0 and 79-0   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-07-09 07:52:27 PM
Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.

They scored basically twice a minute for 45 minutes?  Or was injury time like an additional 45 minutes long?  I am genuinely curious what this looked like.  That is a feat of endurance if you think about it - hustling back that fast like that would wind even a soccer player.  Were the defensemen switching off with the strikers to score?  How were they doing this?
 
2013-07-09 07:57:44 PM
It's fairly easy to score every 15 seconds if you're dominating the goal line. But yes, exhausting.
 
2013-07-09 08:54:00 PM
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2013-07-09 09:40:24 PM
seems legit to me?  I've seen a number of football games with scores that high
 
2013-07-09 10:50:42 PM
I'm guessing the goals were scored after half time because that is the last time that they would know the scoreline of the other match.  I wonder how much the losing teams were paid.
 
2013-07-10 12:43:07 AM

"Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0."


Do you really want to fark with a Nigerian soccer club called Police Machine?

 
2013-07-10 12:43:32 AM

remus: seems legit to me?  I've seen a number of football games with scores that high


www.sundriesshack.com
 
2013-07-10 01:06:45 AM

SnakeLee: Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.

They scored basically twice a minute for 45 minutes?  Or was injury time like an additional 45 minutes long?  I am genuinely curious what this looked like.  That is a feat of endurance if you think about it - hustling back that fast like that would wind even a soccer player.  Were the defensemen switching off with the strikers to score?  How were they doing this?


Three-point line + "Make it, Take it"
 
2013-07-10 01:59:20 AM

skinink: "Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0."
Do you really want to fark with a Nigerian soccer club called Police Machine?


Nigerian? Please.
 
2013-07-10 02:16:33 AM
Dude, if you want the high score, you still have a long way to go to beat 149-0.
 
2013-07-10 02:29:19 AM
Still more legitimate than the NBA.
 
2013-07-10 02:31:47 AM
They are obviously being penalized for being far less boring than the other 99.9% of soccer games.
 
2013-07-10 02:39:11 AM

skinink: "Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0."
Do you really want to fark with a Nigerian soccer club called Police Machine?


Damnit I can't find t shirts for them anywhere
 
2013-07-10 03:10:39 AM

skinink: "Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0."
Do you really want to fark with a Nigerian soccer club called Police Machine?


Especially considering who their star player is:
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-10 06:06:26 AM
I laughed at "United Feeders." Just look at all the talent they've produced for Fergie over the years
 
2013-07-10 07:43:04 AM

JorgiX: skinink: "Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0."
Do you really want to fark with a Nigerian soccer club called Police Machine?

Especially considering who their star player is:
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


I see my work here is done.
 
2013-07-10 08:07:01 AM
How else do you think so many princes have so much money to hide that they need your help?
 
2013-07-10 10:23:47 AM
Even boxing thinks this is over the top.
 
2013-07-10 11:21:46 AM
Sounds like the two losing teams actually played the first half, found themselves down by like 6 goals, and decided to just pack it in and not care.  Honestly, I am not convinced that anyone was paid off; just teams that were being dominated just said, fark it, and didn't contest the second half.
 
2013-07-10 12:54:24 PM
What, no sixty burger or seventy burger pics? I am disappoint.
 
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