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(The Columbian)   You don't like the color of the fire hydrant in your front yard. Do you A) paint it a different color, B) decide it's probably that color for a reason, or C) threaten to kill a city public works official? (choose two)   (columbian.com) divider line 12
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2013-07-09 09:04:27 PM
3 votes:

BlousyBrown: The one in front of my house is yellow. Is that weird? Seems weird to me.


The colors have to do with the amount of pressure different hydrants have. As a new, micro-managing president of the institution I work for found out to his great cost, the fire department gets very annoyed and litigious when you send your maintenance workers out to paint all those different-colored hydrants a nice uniform shade of brown.
2013-07-09 08:14:28 PM
3 votes:
My hobby is making fake fire hydrants that I place around town in random places....
2013-07-09 11:36:38 PM
2 votes:
I want to be a fire fighter just to do this some day.

www.cleanmpg.com
2013-07-09 09:30:54 PM
1 votes:
I pick A and B.  Because screw you all, that's why, and fetch me another drink.  And C, because the test is rigged.

I wonder how often this guy gets his ass kicked by people that know him?
2013-07-09 09:16:21 PM
1 votes:
So this guy:

1. Didn't know what color the hydrant in his yard needed to be;
2. Didn't know for sure if his gun was loaded or not;
3. Responded to a note from the city "please repaint your hydrant" by getting drunk and threatening the guy who left it.

I mean, I try not to be judgemental, (oh, wait, no I don't) but does this guy sound like a bit of a douchebag and a lot of an idiot to anyone else?
2013-07-09 09:07:15 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he shoulda just planted shrubbery all around the hydrant so it disappears.

/Fire truck 12 here: "Where the F*CK is the f*cking damn hydrant on this street!!!"
//Its so much fun when the town removes the shrubbery and the resident screams and makes threats, until they notice the officer in the police car a few doors down watching.
2013-07-09 08:35:51 PM
1 votes:
2013-07-09 08:11:05 PM
1 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
2013-07-09 08:10:16 PM
1 votes:
sunapaintedhydrants.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-09 08:04:12 PM
1 votes:
The only  one protecting a  good hydrant from bad paint is a patriot with a gun.
2013-07-09 08:00:09 PM
1 votes:
What a dumbass. Painting a fire hydrant can affect its ability to be used in an emergency. It's hard enough to unscrew those suckers.
2013-07-09 07:59:05 PM
1 votes:
C and C!

what color is the red fire hydrant?
 
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