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(Opposing Views)   Guy who was arrested for making "gun hand gestures" in a theater didn't get to finish watching the movie, but he did go home with an amazing mug shot   (opposingviews.com) divider line 141
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2013-07-09 08:14:09 PM
You can get arrested for finger pointing?
 
2013-07-09 09:08:50 PM
The "pew pew pew" cat is gonna rot if they ever find him.
 
2013-07-09 09:30:04 PM
Police arrested Reynolds in the movie theater lobby.

"(Reynold's behavior) will not be tolerated in Bryan. It is an offensive gesture. It alarmed people and we took the appropriate actions," said Kelley McKethan, a Bryan police department spokesperson.
I love my kids, and it saddens me greatly that they will never know a US that had freedom of speech, freedom of travel, due process and no zero tolerance policies.


"It was dark and nobody could really tell especially if you were in the back and you just see a guy going 'tank tank tank,'" said Caroline Morales, one of the people in the theater Friday night. "The rumor quickly spread that it was a tank and everyone is rushing to the exit quickly. We couldn't have got out if we wanted to because tanks have treads."
 
2013-07-09 09:40:32 PM
Fark all you and your farking kids. The terrorists have really won.
 
2013-07-09 09:44:11 PM
Can you imagine if he had made finger puppets on the screen?   They'd have had to call SWAT.
 
2013-07-09 10:12:05 PM
That's a "Penis goes where?" if I ever saw one.
 
2013-07-09 10:13:19 PM
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/oblig
 
2013-07-09 10:14:39 PM
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You think he's farking around!
 
2013-07-09 10:14:44 PM
FIRE! FIRE!! FIRING MY HANDGUN!
 
2013-07-09 10:16:38 PM
We know who you are, bronze!
 
2013-07-09 10:17:46 PM
A man was arrested at a Texas movie theater recently for making a gun gesture with his hand.

Congratulations, Texas: You are now a pussy state, just like all the others. Way to go.

And just remember: everything's bigger in Texas. You farking pussies.
 
2013-07-09 10:17:48 PM
Lightning Bolt!  Lightning Bolt!  Lightning Bolt!
 
2013-07-09 10:18:05 PM
Although it is sad that this is what we have come to, his actions were the equivalent of yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, which is a crime.  He caused a needless panic.  He should have known better - the dumbass.
 
2013-07-09 10:18:21 PM
"Christie Harris Gets 25 Years After Hiding Loaded Gun In Vagina "
 
2013-07-09 10:19:13 PM
Another responsible finger owner.


you just see a guy going 'choo choo choo'

Maybe he just wanted everyone in the theater to be his Valentine?
 
2013-07-09 10:22:10 PM
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2013-07-09 10:22:27 PM

notyomama: Although it is sad that this is what we have come to, his actions were the equivalent of yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, which is a crime.  He caused a needless panic.  He should have known better - the dumbass.


I came to say the article made it sound like a "Fire!" scenario, but I see it's been covered.
 
2013-07-09 10:23:01 PM

notyomama: Although it is sad that this is what we have come to, his actions were the equivalent of yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, which is a crime.  He caused a needless panic.  He should have known better - the dumbass.


No, it's not.  It's not even remotely similar.  There is no way in the world he could have possibly expected that going "pew pew pew" with his fingerbangers would cause a panic.
 
2013-07-09 10:25:45 PM
Problem solved: Ban fingers. The government should start rounding them all up ASAP.
 
2013-07-09 10:26:19 PM
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2013-07-09 10:26:47 PM
To be fair... they were watching World War Z... So they kind of deserved it.
 
2013-07-09 10:27:58 PM

meanmutton: notyomama: Although it is sad that this is what we have come to, his actions were the equivalent of yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, which is a crime.  He caused a needless panic.  He should have known better - the dumbass.

No, it's not.  It's not even remotely similar.  There is no way in the world he could have possibly expected that going "pew pew pew" with his fingerbangers would cause a panic.


How about if he had been saying "Aurora" at the same time?
 
2013-07-09 10:28:10 PM
So, while attending a movie with extreme graphic violence, including a woman getting her hand cut off and bodies raining down hundreds of feet after being blown to hell with machine guns, someone making gun fingers gets arrested.

But hey, movies and music have no effect on violence, just people making gun fingers.
 
2013-07-09 10:29:59 PM
America is collapsing right in front of our i's
 
2013-07-09 10:30:32 PM
FTA: A man was arrested at a Texas movie theater recently for making a gun gesture with his hand.

TEXAS?!?!  Come on you bunch of Nancies.
 
2013-07-09 10:31:25 PM

Lsherm: You can get arrested for finger pointing?


Some states finger banging is looked down upon
 
2013-07-09 10:32:24 PM
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Ce n'est pas une arme à feu.
 
2013-07-09 10:32:31 PM
BTW, the only person that you should be afraid of making a gun hand gesture and pew-pew-pew noises is this guy:

blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-07-09 10:35:44 PM
This never would have happened had the other people been allowed to carry their own air-handguns.
 
2013-07-09 10:35:51 PM

notyomama: Although it is sad that this is what we have come to, his actions were the equivalent of yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, which is a crime.  He caused a needless panic.  He should have known better - the dumbass.


Its ok to yell fire in a crowded theater if there is a fire in a crowded theater.

Similarly, its ok to pretend you are making a valid point, as no one of consequence is ever going to take you seriously.
 
2013-07-09 10:36:08 PM
Oh please, can you just get the government to hand out diapers to everyone?  Because it seems people piss their pants at the least provocation.  This is beyond ridiculous.
 
2013-07-09 10:36:08 PM
At least he didn't do the air bazooka thing.
 
2013-07-09 10:36:14 PM
Why do people point their booger hook?

That's the one that goes on the bang switch.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:26 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Why do people point their booger hook?

That's the one that goes on the bang switch.


Demonstration of proper indexing?
 
2013-07-09 10:40:38 PM

RoyBatty: It is an offensive gesture.


So, it has come to this.

*sigh*

Been seeing it for years as the underlying reason to get angry with people,  and now it's an open excuse to arrest and charge people.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Hopefuly it gets to court and the smash it thoroughly.

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I've got two fingers for that nanny state:
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2013-07-09 10:41:20 PM

PsyLord: BTW, the only person that you should be afraid of making a gun hand gesture and pew-pew-pew noises is this guy:

[blog.zap2it.com image 497x286]

 
2013-07-09 10:41:41 PM

PsyLord: FTA: A man was arrested at a Texas movie theater recently for making a gun gesture with his hand.

TEXAS?!?!  Come on you bunch of Nancies.


I imagine brandishing an actual weapon would have been fine, or at least resulted in less jail time.
 
2013-07-09 10:42:22 PM
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2013-07-09 10:44:03 PM
Ah yes, the old "Gun in the Finger" trick".
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2013-07-09 10:44:28 PM

Keep hiding under your beds!  Fear terr'ists!  Fear authority!  Make no sudden or easily misconstrued gestures!  Turn off your  mobile phones in the presence of police!  Submit to all demands of those who know best!  Get on your knees and suck our dicks and do as you're told or so help me Sally Sue Greasef*ck you will shiat your own guts out in a Cuban prison!

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Are we through, yet?

Are we through pretending that the Fourth Reich isn't being installed here?  Are we done harrumphing and flag waving and pretending we're not on the ass end of a very old business plan?  Is it freedom yet?
 
2013-07-09 10:47:57 PM
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2013-07-09 10:48:19 PM
brightlightsfilm.com
 
2013-07-09 10:49:43 PM
We have a new candidate for the "What's been seen can't be unseen" pic.
 
2013-07-09 10:51:33 PM

PsyLord: BTW, the only person that you should be afraid of making a gun hand gesture and pew-pew-pew noises is this guy:

[blog.zap2it.com image 497x286]


no, be worried about this guy:



www.cinemasoldier.com
 
2013-07-09 10:53:44 PM

bunner: Keep hiding under your beds!  Fear terr'ists!  Fear authority!  Make no sudden or easily misconstrued gestures!  Turn off your  mobile phones in the presence of police!  Submit to all demands of those who know best!  Get on your knees and suck our dicks and do as you're told or so help me Sally Sue Greasef*ck you will shiat your own guts out in a Cuban prison!



Are we through, yet?

Are we through pretending that the Fourth Reich isn't being installed here?  Are we done harrumphing and flag waving and pretending we're not on the ass end of a very old business plan?  Is it freedom yet?


You. I like you.
 
2013-07-09 10:53:54 PM
Perhaps the one going to jail should have been whatever idiot spread the rumour that he had a gun. That's the one that panicked people.
 
2013-07-09 10:56:10 PM
Unfortunately for him the constitution does not include the freedom to bear hands.
Vote hand control.
 
2013-07-09 10:56:43 PM
Of course, had he been carrying a real gun, he'd just be exercising his God-granted second amendment rights and be given a free large popcorn.
 
2013-07-09 10:59:25 PM
FTA: Almost a year ago, a man named James Holmes opened fire on a crowd in a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, killing 12 people and injuring 70.

Isn't it libel to say that, considering he hasn't been convicted? I guess they are in the UK, does that make a difference?
 
2013-07-09 10:59:51 PM
Can China just take us over yet? At least they're swinging the right way in terms of increasing social liberties.
 
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