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(Deadspin)   Aaron Hernandez evidence unsealed. It's what you thought   (deadspin.com) divider line 53
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2013-07-09 07:56:07 PM
He was sitting in the corner using his finger as a puppet and whispering "WOBET...WOBET?"
 
2013-07-09 07:56:31 PM
He was had an affair with Tebow and the murders were to keep his orientation under wraps?

/reads article.  darn.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-09 07:57:33 PM
An iPhone and a BlackBerry? Now everybody is going to hate him.

I like how they have not updated the search warrant return form in over a decade. The officer had to cross out the preprinted "19" in the year.
 
2013-07-09 08:20:24 PM
Dave Altimari @davealtimari
Inside a safe in Hernandez home police found a scale and a dish used to weigh drugs. #Hernandez


Since he was storing the scale with his ammo, is it possible he's a reloader?
 
2013-07-09 08:31:32 PM
so he had a gun powder residue kit, yeah that's not the least bit suspicious.
 
2013-07-09 08:45:13 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He was sitting in the corner using his finger as a puppet and whispering "WOBET...WOBET?"


trab pu kcip?
 
2013-07-09 09:12:55 PM
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Will they be letting him off the hook?
 
2013-07-09 09:23:51 PM
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"What, you gonna make a farking cake?"

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"Bye bye, dickhead!"
 
2013-07-09 09:31:32 PM
From another article:

Carlos Ortiz reportedly told Massachusetts investigators that another man, Ernest Wallace, said Hernandez admitted shooting Odin Lloyd in an industrial park near Hernandez's Massachusetts home.
 
2013-07-09 09:37:48 PM

WhyteRaven74: so he had a gun powder residue kit, yeah that's not the least bit suspicious.


no, it is the police's gunpowder residue kit test performed on the mattress.  the results from the police's own kit is the evidence.  hernandez didn't keep a gunpowder residue kit in his mattress.
 
2013-07-09 09:44:53 PM
Renting ammo?
 
2013-07-09 09:47:56 PM
dude went full retard
 
2013-07-09 09:48:54 PM
So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?
 
2013-07-09 09:52:19 PM

themindiswatching: So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?


Tis why he is a dumb f*ck.
 
2013-07-09 09:53:38 PM

TheManofPA: Will they be letting him off the hook?


Doubtful. Someone might be crowning his ass soon, though.
 
2013-07-09 10:05:29 PM

ZAZ: An iPhone and a BlackBerry? Now everybody is going to hate him.

I like how they have not updated the search warrant return form in over a decade. The officer had to cross out the preprinted "19" in the year.


Drug dealers LOVE Blackberry's proprietary text messaging system.
 
2013-07-09 10:07:09 PM
Ima wrtn ths cmmnt [sic]
 
2013-07-09 10:14:02 PM
Now I don't claim to be a criminal mastermind but, if I wanted to avoid police suspicion I probably wouldn't slam my door in their face as soon as they mentioned murder.
 
2013-07-09 10:16:22 PM
Why take a man's VitaminWater? That's just cruel.
 
2013-07-09 10:20:56 PM

W.C.fields forever: themindiswatching: So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?

Tis why he is a dumb f*ck.


Did you read his texts? Dumb as fark is right!
 
2013-07-09 10:20:56 PM
I still say Hernandez couldn't have done it alone. There had to have been a second spitter.
 
2013-07-09 10:30:46 PM

vento: W.C.fields forever: themindiswatching: So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?

Tis why he is a dumb f*ck.

Did you read his texts? Dumb as fark is right!


No...I totally ignored and erased  his texts that night in question.
 
2013-07-09 10:42:41 PM

W.C.fields forever: themindiswatching: So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?

Tis why he is a dumb f*ck.


This.
 
2013-07-09 10:43:19 PM
So if I read this right, more guilty than OJ.  Fry him now or just go through the motions of a trial and cost the taxpayers money?
 
2013-07-09 10:52:15 PM
I guess he wasn't having that bad of a day...he didn't have to go for his FEG 7.62x39.
 
2013-07-09 10:57:03 PM
I'm starting to think he's not 100% innocent
 
2013-07-09 11:05:27 PM
Dude is so far in the wrong, I think he whacked Travon Martin, Michael Jackson, Jimmie Hoffa, Elvis Presley and probably lurked on the grassy knoll looking for a pick up game of football.

But not OJ's wife, I think there is a possibility that the Juice was involved . . . . allegedly
,
 
2013-07-09 11:10:01 PM
So, Tebow actually WAS involved ?
 
2013-07-09 11:10:20 PM

HaywoodJablonski: I'm starting to think he's not 100% innocent


He played for the Gators...there is a 99.9% chance he raped and murdered a girl in 2009....
 
2013-07-09 11:18:52 PM

fatalvenom: HaywoodJablonski: I'm starting to think he's not 100% innocent

He played for the Gators...there is a 99.9% chance he raped and murdered a girl in 2009....


In the world of Gator football, that's call "warm ups".
 
2013-07-09 11:21:43 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: fatalvenom: HaywoodJablonski: I'm starting to think he's not 100% innocent

He played for the Gators...there is a 99.9% chance he raped and murdered a girl in 2009....

In the world of Gator football, that's call "warm ups".


Or "Glenn Beck's under-studdy".
 
2013-07-09 11:22:18 PM

fatalvenom: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: fatalvenom: HaywoodJablonski: I'm starting to think he's not 100% innocent

He played for the Gators...there is a 99.9% chance he raped and murdered a girl in 2009....

In the world of Gator football, that's call "warm ups".

Or "Glenn Beck's under-studdy".


Damn it..."study".
 
2013-07-09 11:26:05 PM

Mangoose: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He was sitting in the corner using his finger as a puppet and whispering "WOBET...WOBET?"

trab pu kcip?


!tuo secal laces

/gnihton tog
 
2013-07-09 11:26:48 PM

whither_apophis: Mangoose: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He was sitting in the corner using his finger as a puppet and whispering "WOBET...WOBET?"

trab pu kcip?

!tuo secal laces

/gnihton tog


ah ffs!
 
2013-07-09 11:27:45 PM
So was this guy basically just a thug who played football on the side?
 
2013-07-09 11:28:09 PM
fatalvenom:

Or "Glenn Beck's under-studdy".

Is that what Glenn Beck calls the guy under him.
 
2013-07-09 11:43:08 PM
AH HAH!

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ROAD MAPS!!!!
 
2013-07-09 11:47:46 PM

SlothB77: From another article:

Carlos Ortiz reportedly told Massachusetts investigators that another man, Ernest Wallace, said Hernandez admitted shooting Odin Lloyd in an industrial park near Hernandez's Massachusetts home.


Double hearsay?  Well, that's enough to convict him.
 
2013-07-09 11:55:43 PM
He fixed the cable, and got unauthorized access to NFL Red Zone?
 
2013-07-10 12:20:04 AM

SlothB77: From another article:

Carlos Ortiz reportedly told Massachusetts investigators that another man, Ernest Wallace, said Hernandez admitted shooting Odin Lloyd in an industrial park near Hernandez's Massachusetts home.


Ernest Wallace is now a dead man walking I reckon
 
2013-07-10 12:29:24 AM
i'm confused.  They have the three guys they wanted.  Did we not assume they were all there?  Why would one have to tell the other who fired the fatal shots?  Were they all blackout drunk and on a Scarface-sized dose of cocaine?
 
2013-07-10 12:57:53 AM
"Hernandez and Lloyd were at Rumor nightclub that Friday night. Worker there told police Hernandez had a handgun visible from his waistband."

Clubs on that street and in that area have always been trouble. It was in a club just a block from there where Paul Pierce was almost stabbed to death by a gangster. Really isn't the safest place to be partying late at night.
 
2013-07-10 02:35:08 AM
He almost definitely did it, but all this evidence seems pretty circumstantial to me. Dunno.
 
2013-07-10 03:46:15 AM

you are a puppet: I still say Hernandez couldn't have done it alone. There had to have been a second spitter.


Newman
 
2013-07-10 05:46:36 AM
Good luck getting a fair trial, man. Didn't they just pollute the jury pool for, oh let's see,  the entire country?
 
2013-07-10 05:50:12 AM
Cutting tags off mattresses before they reach the consumer?
 
2013-07-10 06:30:47 AM

Mark Ratner: you are a puppet: I still say Hernandez couldn't have done it alone. There had to have been a second spitter.

Newman


That, is one magic loogie
 
2013-07-10 07:02:55 AM

Nana's Vibrator: i'm confused.  They have the three guys they wanted.  Did we not assume they were all there?  Why would one have to tell the other who fired the fatal shots?  Were they all blackout drunk and on a Scarface-sized dose of cocaine?


If this were an episode of Law and Order we'd be due for the big twist where we find that all three are lying, that one of the others must have fired the shots but they are gaming the system and using double jeopardy to ensure they are only convicted of lesser charges.

/Also, Jack McCoy is REALLY unhappy with the lead detectives and their handling of the case
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 07:42:50 AM
Good luck getting a fair trial, man. Didn't they just pollute the jury pool for, oh let's see, the entire country?

That's what the defense attorney hopes. His job is to leave a trail of appealable issues behind him en route to a guilty verdict.

Massachusetts DAs will take a guilty plea to manslaughter in murder cases when the evidence is weak, but it's not looking like that sort of case yet.
 
2013-07-10 07:44:26 AM

W.C.fields forever: themindiswatching: So he didn't even bother covering up the crime? Is that what I'm getting from this?

Tis why he is a dumb f*ck.


Another fine product of the University of Floriduh.
 
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