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2013-07-09 06:41:09 PM  
My wife will still biatch about it.
 
2013-07-09 07:50:05 PM  
Looks like an 'upper decker' just waiting to happen
 
2013-07-09 07:57:19 PM  
meh. it's already been done before:

funnyzela.com

/and not $600 either
 
2013-07-09 08:15:24 PM  
Waterless urinals already save a lot of water... because they're waterless... so the don't use any water.

/Plus... they smell really good.
 
2013-07-09 09:07:43 PM  
Is it of the kitchen variety?  Because that's my favorite one to pee in.
 
2013-07-09 09:08:53 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Waterless urinals already save a lot of water... because they're waterless... so the don't use any water.

/Plus... they smell really good.


HAAY! Why don't you take yer fancy maths and GIT!?!?!?
 
2013-07-09 09:10:18 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Is it of the kitchen variety?  Because that's my favorite one to pee in.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvSUi-QFX4
 
2013-07-09 09:10:28 PM  
Ever been in jail?  They've been using these poop-cum-sink stations for years.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:31 PM  

Majick Thise: Looks like an 'upper decker' just waiting to happen


t3.gstatic.com
On the case.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:22 PM  

Majick Thise: Looks like an 'upper decker' just waiting to happen


Hell yeah I'd shiat in that.
 
2013-07-09 09:12:14 PM  
Yeah, when I am filled with beer in a baseball game I will really want to wait for each person to wash their hands after they take a leak. Terrible idea.
 
2013-07-09 09:12:57 PM  

Nothing But Net: Ever been in jail?  They've been using these poop-cum-sink stations for years.




Why did you use dashes instead of slashes?
 
2013-07-09 09:15:33 PM  
Great idea but I don't trust the aim of my fellow males.  That whole thing's going to be drenched with piss from top to bottom.  Not to mention the upper deckers.
 
2013-07-09 09:17:26 PM  

jtown: Great idea but I don't trust the aim of my fellow males.  That whole thing's going to be drenched with piss from top to bottom.  Not to mention the upper deckers.


That's why I always lick the knob clean first, so I don't get nasty germs all over my hands.
 
2013-07-09 09:17:46 PM  
Well done on the url subby
 
2013-07-09 09:18:09 PM  
Why would you need to wash your hands if all you did was pee?  My dick is cleaner than my hands.
 
2013-07-09 09:21:06 PM  
So, you wash your dick in the sink. Brilliant!
 
2013-07-09 09:23:44 PM  
Takes all the fun out of it, if you ask me.
 
2013-07-09 09:25:21 PM  
Oh it will encourage men to wash their hands alright, WASH THEM IN URINE!
 
2013-07-09 09:26:21 PM  
What a waterless toilet may look like:

resources1.news.com.au


Nothing But Net: Ever been in jail?  They've been using these poop-cum-sink stations for years.


Cum-sink?
 
2013-07-09 09:27:58 PM  
CSB TIME!

So, back in High School our football team was playing a game at another school. Being at another school, you get put into the women's locker room as the home team gets the men's locker room. Well, one of our assistant coaches needed to take a leak so he walked over to the long metal trough against one of the walls and proceeded to relieve himself into it. One of the other coaches noticed this and asked him what in the hell he was doing. He proceeded to mention that he was using the urinal and didn't see what the big deal was. The other coach politely reminded him that they were in the women's locker room, that there are no urinals in a women's locker room, and that he had been using the long metal sink to take care of his business. Took a while for that assistant coach to live it down.
 
2013-07-09 09:31:32 PM  
s109778.gridserver.com
 
2013-07-09 09:32:14 PM  
How is this different from any other sink?
 
2013-07-09 09:32:20 PM  
So there have been sinks that aren't ok to pee in?

themoreyouknow.jpeg
 
2013-07-09 09:32:25 PM  

jtown: Great idea but I don't trust the aim of my fellow males.  That whole thing's going to be drenched with piss from top to bottom.  Not to mention the upper deckers.


Yeah....you'd think it wouldn't be that hard to aim. But when you go into a bathroom and see what in the hell is covered in urine, it really makes you wonder if there are some guys that just received their dicks two weeks ago and are trying to get the hang of how to use em.

/Don't even get me started on how much force must be blasting out to cover the bottom of a toilet seat with poo.
 
2013-07-09 09:32:32 PM  

Shaggy_C: Nothing But Net: Ever been in jail?  They've been using these poop-cum-sink stations for years.

Why did you use dashes instead of slashes?


"Cum" means "with" in Latin.  Why?  What were you thinking?
 
2013-07-09 09:33:21 PM  
I remember being at an old camp site when I was 12, and used an outhouse with what looked like a sink that had a water faucet and a metal basin. Then sometime after I washed my hands, I noticed other kids peeing in it. The faucet was just a makeshift flush mechanism. I should've guessed, but still, ya gotta label those things...
 
2013-07-09 09:33:51 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Waterless urinals already save a lot of water... because they're waterless... so the don't use any water.

/Plus... they smell really good.


Ya know how I know you're being sarcastic?  Because I've used those waterless stink bombs.

The ones at Seaport Village are the worst.
 
2013-07-09 09:35:36 PM  

RatMaster999: [s109778.gridserver.com image 596x477]


Heh..."penal".
 
2013-07-09 09:40:39 PM  
Useless.  I'm holding the beer in one hand and the other hand is keeping me from "dragging the bottom".
 
2013-07-09 09:41:00 PM  
Just like every other sink.

I was in Dubai airport at terminal two. My first time in the Middle East. I needed to pee something fierce. I walked into the bathroom and there was a long trough type thing with a wall of water falling down the far side. There were lily pad type things to stand on. I almost stopped to leak there but just wanted a little bit of privacy. I opened a stall and it was one of those hole in the gound type things. I used that. I walked out and there was a guy sitting on a lily pad and washing his feet for prayers. I can imagine the outrage if I had peed in it.
 
2013-07-09 09:42:16 PM  
Why is there a "/poopthread" at the end of the URL?
 
2013-07-09 09:43:32 PM  
Pee in the sink?  I guess... if you want to be all fancy.

I do my business in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2013-07-09 09:46:17 PM  

kidgenius: CSB TIME!

So, back in High School our football team was playing a game at another school. Being at another school, you get put into the women's locker room as the home team gets the men's locker room. Well, one of our assistant coaches needed to take a leak so he walked over to the long metal trough against one of the walls and proceeded to relieve himself into it. One of the other coaches noticed this and asked him what in the hell he was doing. He proceeded to mention that he was using the urinal and didn't see what the big deal was. The other coach politely reminded him that they were in the women's locker room, that there are no urinals in a women's locker room, and that he had been using the long metal sink to take care of his business. Took a while for that assistant coach to live it down.


Silly girls, using a urinal to wash their hands.
 
2013-07-09 09:46:21 PM  
Want men to wash their hands after they pee?

Put the hand-washing sink OUTSIDE of the bathroom. You know, where women can see whether or not the men wash their hands.

Problem solved (for zero extra dollars).

You're welcome.
 
2013-07-09 09:46:43 PM  
But what if I take a shiat? Does that mean I have to stand in line for the urinal when I'm done to wash my hands?
 
2013-07-09 09:48:45 PM  
I do this water saving sink one better and just pee on my hands. Urea is excellent for skin and a number of creams and lotions include it as a main ingredient.

www.cvs.com

Try it for a month and see for yourself.

(Don't mention this to anyone you have shaken or held hands with)
 
2013-07-09 09:48:54 PM  
blogs.laweekly.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-09 09:53:14 PM  

RatMaster999: [s109778.gridserver.com image 596x477]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 09:53:39 PM  
Or you could just pee in the sink you already have. I'm looking at you, sink in the basement.
 
2013-07-09 09:54:54 PM  

kc0bfv: Why is there a "/poopthread" at the end of the URL?


I came to comment on this. NPR is on the top of their game.
 
2013-07-09 09:56:49 PM  

OscarTamerz: I do this water saving sink one better and just pee on my hands. Urea is excellent for skin and a number of creams and lotions include it as a main ingredient.

[www.cvs.com image 600x419]

Try it for a month and see for yourself.

(Don't mention this to anyone you have shaken or held hands with)


My great-grandmothers generation (1890-1974) used to wash their face in urine to keep it smooth.

Granny smelled a lot like pee before she got old.
 
2013-07-09 09:59:25 PM  

lohphat: OscarTamerz: I do this water saving sink one better and just pee on my hands. Urea is excellent for skin and a number of creams and lotions include it as a main ingredient.

[www.cvs.com image 600x419]

Try it for a month and see for yourself.

(Don't mention this to anyone you have shaken or held hands with)

My great-grandmothers generation (1890-1974) used to wash their face in urine to keep it smooth.

Granny smelled a lot like pee before she got old.


Now I get why so many folks didn't like kissing their grannies.  See, I learned something new.

/never did kiss my grannies
 
2013-07-09 10:00:41 PM  

Nothing But Net: Shaggy_C: Nothing But Net: Ever been in jail?  They've been using these poop-cum-sink stations for years.

Why did you use dashes instead of slashes?

"Cum" means "with" in Latin.  Why?  What were you thinking?




I was trying to cleverly make a dirty joke about how disgusting prison toilets are. You know, a single device for poop/cum/sink. As opposed to the Latin poop-cum-sink. Haha. Funny.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-09 10:00:47 PM  

kc0bfv: Why is there a "/poopthread" at the end of the URL?


Seems to work fine without it, it's probably a subtle troll on the party of subby.
 
2013-07-09 10:13:43 PM  
Reminds me of the Harvard/Yale man joke:  "Ah Ha-vahad, they teach us NOT to urinate on our hands..."
 
2013-07-09 10:16:22 PM  

MrEricSir: But what if I take a shiat? Does that mean I have to stand in line for the urinal when I'm done to wash my hands?


Then you use one of these:

www.inhabitat.com
 
2013-07-09 10:23:46 PM  
Add a lotion dispenser and video screen and it's an all-in-one fappery station!
 
2013-07-09 10:25:10 PM  

MrEricSir: kc0bfv: Why is there a "/poopthread" at the end of the URL?

Seems to work fine without it, it's probably a subtle troll on the party of subby.


I wonder if it's some kind of scheme to get metrics.  Anyone visiting directly from Fark would have Fark as the referrer, so that's easy to track.  The folks I forwarded this to over email don't have Fark as the referrer, but would have the unique "poopthread" tag in the request...

Nope, that's crazy talk.  Probably just a troll/joke.
 
2013-07-09 10:33:33 PM  

redonkulon: kc0bfv: Why is there a "/poopthread" at the end of the URL?

I came to comment on this. NPR is on the top of their game.


Looks like Smitty did that. You can put anything after the slash at the end of that URL, and it still takes you to the top of the directory. Must have a catch-all/redirect-y thingy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/07/09/200367795/the- si nk-urinal-saves-water-encourages-men-to-wash-hands/slashies
 
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