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2013-07-09 08:07:34 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 08:33:08 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 08:33:32 PM  

When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:


i.cdn.turner.com

 
2013-07-09 08:36:12 PM  

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:
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and I was just coming in to say "this is gonna get gross"...

well.. I hope you're happy with yourself.
 
2013-07-09 08:36:18 PM  
I really want to know #10's story.
 
2013-07-09 08:38:10 PM  
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file.movie4989.com
 
2013-07-09 08:42:38 PM  
"Arrested for assault, escape, and theft."

Make that "attempted (and failed) escape".
 
2013-07-09 08:46:01 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
i2.listal.com
 
2013-07-09 08:48:37 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Everyone knows you don't eat oysters when the red tide is in!
 
2013-07-09 08:49:34 PM  
img534.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-09 08:50:39 PM  
Red Mouth Guy looks more like he ran a light, slammed on his breaks too late, and bit his tounge slamming his face into the steering wheel.
 
2013-07-09 08:52:19 PM  

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:


Bless his heart.
 
2013-07-09 08:55:30 PM  
megarian: skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:

Bless his heart.


Heavy flow day by the looks of it.
 
2013-07-09 08:55:38 PM  
#14- Steve Perry has fallen on hard times.

#7- If Iggy Pop did meth, the result would still look better than this creature. Day-um!
 
2013-07-09 08:55:40 PM  
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Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.
 
2013-07-09 08:57:02 PM  
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I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..
 
2013-07-09 08:58:18 PM  
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A young, and somewhat bloody, Joan Allen.
 
2013-07-09 09:01:16 PM  
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A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
 
2013-07-09 09:01:16 PM  
Dawg - you about to be DOWN graded!

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-09 09:02:25 PM  
#2 +#8 = A really great night out!

And people still get arrested for pot possession??
 
2013-07-09 09:03:16 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dawg - you about to be DOWN graded!

[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]


"Special" Forces, indeed.
 
2013-07-09 09:05:31 PM  
Actually a pretty funny group if you look at the offenses and their faces. The stoners look stoned, the cocaine pusher looks really intense and possibly angry (but probably a great fark), and the guy busted with the methamphetamine looks like a total methtard.
 
2013-07-09 09:08:55 PM  
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Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....
 
2013-07-09 09:09:26 PM  
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Arrested for domestic assault.....he tried to tell me twice, so I told him three times.
 
2013-07-09 09:09:42 PM  

Brick-House: megarian: skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:

Bless his heart.

Heavy flow day by the looks of it.


But really, he's a warrior.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:15 PM  

EyeBallStu: And people still get arrested for pot possession??


There were too many (seemingly) non-violent drug possessions in that mix, imo.

/sorry back to your regularly scheduled silliness.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:05 PM  

The Voice of Doom: I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..


Rinse her and bring her to me.

She looks fun.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:06 PM  
Not with a 10 foot pole.
Not with a witch's mole.
Not for a million bucks.
Not in the back of a truck.
Not for tit for tat.
Not with my neighbor's blind cat.
No way, no how.
Not then, not now.
Would I ever stick it in those holes.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:29 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.


We salute you Colonel
 
2013-07-09 09:19:38 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x600]


Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....


Well played
 
2013-07-09 09:20:24 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

You bringing me good news today?

Get back over here you sommbiatch.
 
2013-07-09 09:29:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 09:30:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 09:31:16 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks like he tried to wax his goatee. Thems is popped hair follicles.
 
2013-07-09 09:33:01 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.cdn.turner.com image 446x336]

Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.


I love you.
 
2013-07-09 09:35:32 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I want one of those hats!
 
2013-07-09 09:37:58 PM  
Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
i.cdn.turner.com
the hell?
 
2013-07-09 09:40:07 PM  
Arrested for battery
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Apparently he beat the crap out of someones fist with his face
 
2013-07-09 09:43:56 PM  
Police are still looking for the third suspect in the feminine necessities aisle at Wal-Mart.
i.cdn.turner.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-09 09:46:31 PM  

Irving Maimway: AdolfOliverPanties: [i.cdn.turner.com image 446x336]

Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.

I love you.


Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.
 
2013-07-09 09:53:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
the hell?


Oh, I'm sorry MaudlinMutantMollusk, you were so close, but the word you were looking for was "pre-op".  That's gonna cost you, let's see how much you wagered.
 
2013-07-09 10:01:43 PM  
megarian:

Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.


They're both great as a general defense in most environments. I deploy them aggressively.
 
2013-07-09 10:05:49 PM  
Sting has really let himself go.
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2013-07-09 10:07:20 PM  

Irving Maimway: megarian:

Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.

They're both great as a general defense in most environments. I deploy them aggressively.


...

I love you.
 
2013-07-09 10:11:17 PM  

EyeBallStu: And people still get arrested for pot possession??


Sadly, in a lot of places yes.  Like Indiana, or pretty much anywhere in the mid-west outside of Colorado and Chicago.  Or Texas, where anything over an ounce gets you the death penalty.

/ yeah, that was hyperbole
// but they do love them some death penalties down there
 
2013-07-09 10:16:16 PM  

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x528]


My friend's ex-husband used to do it all the time, he'll just tell her to put in a tampon and wash around it. They were from the south and maybe believed in some of these spells or shiat http://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html
 
2013-07-09 10:20:44 PM  
This thread is
media.tumblr.com
already
 
2013-07-09 10:21:15 PM  
transformer before partying with Tina


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transformer granny after partying with Tina.


i.cdn.turner.com
Tina never plays nice transformers, just rough.
 
2013-07-09 10:24:09 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 10:37:26 PM  

skinink: [Robin Williams + Madame image 800x1200]


Genius!
 
2013-07-09 10:41:21 PM  
I though Dr. Smith was dead.

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

Ham levels near explosive flash point.
 
2013-07-09 10:43:23 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-07-09 10:43:54 PM  

The Voice of Doom: [i.cdn.turner.com image 393x700]

I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..


What, Doomy? You're in a Smoking Gun thread and didn't bring a deslidification with you?


Also, this one...
i.cdn.turner.com

...is clearly below the Vicki Mendoza diagonal and someone failed to realize in time.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 10:44:52 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.
 
2013-07-09 10:45:51 PM  
 
2013-07-09 10:47:25 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comcdn.crushable.comwww.matichon.co.th
RIP Muamar Guitarfi
 
2013-07-09 10:49:44 PM  
Bertie's Brochures.
 
2013-07-09 10:53:54 PM  
Deslidified for all you lazy farks.

Thanks The Voice of Doom!
 
2013-07-09 10:54:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
the hell?


Was really expecting a Prostitution bust. Been reading fark to long.
 
2013-07-09 10:55:03 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: What, Doomy? You're in a Smoking Gun thread and didn't bring a deslidification with you?


DAMMIT

Will teach me not to refresh.

/probably not
//won't refresh
 
2013-07-09 10:59:17 PM  
Ya knew it was coming...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 11:09:24 PM  

Sgt Otter: So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


He's well on his way to earning his SEAL badge!

/collect them all!
 
2013-07-09 11:11:41 PM  

phillydrifter: Sting has really let himself go.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 728x970]


Goddammit, came here to say this.
 
2013-07-09 11:13:11 PM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Saw a guy with a "Navy SEAL" ID card that listed his rank as "Capt (O-3)"...
 
2013-07-09 11:17:39 PM  
I'll have nightmares tonight.  Thanks for nothing you bastards.
 
2013-07-09 11:19:03 PM  
i379.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 11:19:30 PM  
"Hi, great party, yes? Hey, I want to introduce you to my friend his name is - oh, nevermind, I see you two have met"

i.cdn.turner.com i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-09 11:23:02 PM  
i379.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 11:25:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
Sweet dreams
 
2013-07-09 11:28:50 PM  
I think this may be the best mugshot roundup ever.
 
2013-07-09 11:28:50 PM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Those are called trucker shirts, I have one that has a Marine corps Raiders patch, Rangers, Paratrooper and U.D.T.

You'd be amazed how many veterans go nuts when they see a combination of patches, even though 99% don't have a farking clue what Raiders were (It was a custom shirt gifted to me from a WW2 vet)
 
2013-07-09 11:47:27 PM  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]
Sweet dreams


Oh man, that reminds me of one of the Nightmare On Elm street movies, where Freddie takes off his shirt and he's got these tormented faces all over his torso.
 
2013-07-10 12:00:14 AM  
She sure has let herself go since she OD'd.
i.cdn.turner.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 12:10:17 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com


You wanna see a smile? I'll show you a smile....

jaykon.com
 
2013-07-10 12:14:31 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com  4.bp.blogspot.com

The Captain has seen better days....
 
2013-07-10 12:17:12 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com   i279.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 12:19:12 AM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


And arrested for pot. If those were real, he'd be a meth-head.
 
2013-07-10 12:48:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!

the hell?


Looks like the skinny Baldwin brother in the fireman movie. Also have to give a shout out to skinink for madame and Robin. That. Was. Beautiful!
 
2013-07-10 01:02:55 AM  

Thunderboy: I think this may be the best mugshot roundup ever.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 01:08:50 AM  

Neondistraction: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]
Sweet dreams

Oh man, that reminds me of one of the Nightmare On Elm street movies, where Freddie takes off his shirt and he's got these tormented faces all over his torso.


with the big gaping carp lips
 
2013-07-10 01:27:44 AM  

Bathysphere: Red Mouth Guy looks more like he ran a light, slammed on his breaks too late, and bit his tounge slamming his face into the steering wheel.


I was thinking he barfed up wine. I'd swear I've seen someone look like that before for that reason.
 
2013-07-10 01:31:04 AM  
GAH

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME FARK???

This makes me sic
 
2013-07-10 01:32:44 AM  

Clint_Torres: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

I want one of those hats!


Not a hat. She spends a fortune on that hairdo instead of getting her drivers  license out of hock.
 
2013-07-10 01:41:47 AM  
libranoelrose:
i.imgur.com
Sweet dreams

I swear this was supposed to be a creature in John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 
2013-07-10 01:44:09 AM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Probably a local police uniform!
 
2013-07-10 01:48:22 AM  

Medic Zero: Clint_Torres: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

I want one of those hats!

Not a hat. She spends a fortune on that hairdo instead of getting her drivers  license out of hock.


thespeakeasy.net
 
2013-07-10 01:55:23 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery

Apparently he beat the crap out of someones fist with his face


Ive been "assaulted" by people whose mugshot ended up about like that before.
 
2013-07-10 02:39:28 AM  

skinink: creature in John


notice how i saved some of the tendons :)
 
2013-07-10 02:41:34 AM  
images.picturesdepot.comi.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-10 02:44:06 AM  
that's where the mouth comes in handy
 
2013-07-10 03:06:32 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.
 
2013-07-10 05:30:31 AM  

LordOfThePings: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375]

Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.


*snert*
 
2013-07-10 06:10:44 AM  

LordOfThePings: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375]

Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.


That really looks more artificial than some Final Fantasy characters.
 
2013-07-10 06:38:03 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
the hell?


I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop.
 
2013-07-10 07:06:52 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x600]


Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....


Excellent.
 
2013-07-10 07:08:04 AM  

Alphax: LordOfThePings: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375]

Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.

That really looks more artificial than some Final Fantasy characters.


Come to think of it, that looks like a wig.  Perhaps he was born unable to grow hair.. I used to know a kid like that, when I was a child.
 
2013-07-10 07:38:16 AM  
Last picture:  "Jailed on an in-state hold."

What the fark does that even mean??
 
2013-07-10 08:14:49 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

All this and arrested for possession of pot.
My kind of girl



/ Like the fist of an angry, but very stoned, god.
 
2013-07-10 08:34:59 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
the hell?


Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

and being FABBBBBULOOOOUUUSSS!!!!
 
2013-07-10 10:28:12 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

i1.wp.com
 
2013-07-10 10:41:43 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com


i.dailymail.co.uk


No?
 
2013-07-10 11:43:33 AM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.



"Special Forces" gear as stylish urbanwear is really common around my neck of the woods.

It's never even intended to masquerade as serious, it's just stylish gear for "wanksters."
 
2013-07-10 11:59:09 AM  

the_reverend: Last picture:  "Jailed on an in-state hold."

What the fark does that even mean??



Held on a warrant for another country in the same state.
 
2013-07-10 12:44:23 PM  
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encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-10 12:59:29 PM  
Amusement: i.cdn.turner.com

I'm not sure why but this guy reminds me of this...
download.manycam.com
 
2013-07-10 02:53:54 PM  

Lem Motlow: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x528]


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x300]

No?


yes.

Was going to go there last night, but the kid knocked over a chair and smashed my laptop's screen.  *Win 8 SUCKS!*
 
2013-07-10 02:57:01 PM  
ALSO...
images.buddytv.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-10 04:58:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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