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(The Smoking Gun)   Come for the well fed zombie, hang in for the femme fatale and the guy that both sees and enjoys what you're doing. Ewww don't do that... It's Mugshot Roundup Time   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-07-09 10:41:21 PM  
I though Dr. Smith was dead.

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

Ham levels near explosive flash point.
 
2013-07-09 10:43:23 PM  
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2013-07-09 10:43:54 PM  

The Voice of Doom: [i.cdn.turner.com image 393x700]

I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..


What, Doomy? You're in a Smoking Gun thread and didn't bring a deslidification with you?


Also, this one...
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...is clearly below the Vicki Mendoza diagonal and someone failed to realize in time.

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2013-07-09 10:44:52 PM  
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So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.
 
2013-07-09 10:45:51 PM  
 
2013-07-09 10:47:25 PM  
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RIP Muamar Guitarfi
 
2013-07-09 10:49:44 PM  
Bertie's Brochures.
 
2013-07-09 10:53:54 PM  
Deslidified for all you lazy farks.

Thanks The Voice of Doom!
 
2013-07-09 10:54:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
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the hell?


Was really expecting a Prostitution bust. Been reading fark to long.
 
2013-07-09 10:55:03 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: What, Doomy? You're in a Smoking Gun thread and didn't bring a deslidification with you?


DAMMIT

Will teach me not to refresh.

/probably not
//won't refresh
 
2013-07-09 10:59:17 PM  
Ya knew it was coming...

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2013-07-09 11:09:24 PM  

Sgt Otter: So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


He's well on his way to earning his SEAL badge!

/collect them all!
 
2013-07-09 11:11:41 PM  

phillydrifter: Sting has really let himself go.
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Goddammit, came here to say this.
 
2013-07-09 11:13:11 PM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Saw a guy with a "Navy SEAL" ID card that listed his rank as "Capt (O-3)"...
 
2013-07-09 11:17:39 PM  
I'll have nightmares tonight.  Thanks for nothing you bastards.
 
2013-07-09 11:19:03 PM  
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2013-07-09 11:19:30 PM  
"Hi, great party, yes? Hey, I want to introduce you to my friend his name is - oh, nevermind, I see you two have met"

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2013-07-09 11:23:02 PM  
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2013-07-09 11:25:53 PM  
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Sweet dreams
 
2013-07-09 11:28:50 PM  
I think this may be the best mugshot roundup ever.
 
2013-07-09 11:28:50 PM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Those are called trucker shirts, I have one that has a Marine corps Raiders patch, Rangers, Paratrooper and U.D.T.

You'd be amazed how many veterans go nuts when they see a combination of patches, even though 99% don't have a farking clue what Raiders were (It was a custom shirt gifted to me from a WW2 vet)
 
2013-07-09 11:47:27 PM  

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Sweet dreams


Oh man, that reminds me of one of the Nightmare On Elm street movies, where Freddie takes off his shirt and he's got these tormented faces all over his torso.
 
2013-07-10 12:00:14 AM  
She sure has let herself go since she OD'd.
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2013-07-10 12:10:17 AM  
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You wanna see a smile? I'll show you a smile....

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2013-07-10 12:14:31 AM  
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The Captain has seen better days....
 
2013-07-10 12:17:12 AM  
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2013-07-10 12:19:12 AM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


And arrested for pot. If those were real, he'd be a meth-head.
 
2013-07-10 12:48:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!

the hell?


Looks like the skinny Baldwin brother in the fireman movie. Also have to give a shout out to skinink for madame and Robin. That. Was. Beautiful!
 
2013-07-10 01:02:55 AM  

Thunderboy: I think this may be the best mugshot roundup ever.


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2013-07-10 01:08:50 AM  

Neondistraction: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]
Sweet dreams

Oh man, that reminds me of one of the Nightmare On Elm street movies, where Freddie takes off his shirt and he's got these tormented faces all over his torso.


with the big gaping carp lips
 
2013-07-10 01:27:44 AM  

Bathysphere: Red Mouth Guy looks more like he ran a light, slammed on his breaks too late, and bit his tounge slamming his face into the steering wheel.


I was thinking he barfed up wine. I'd swear I've seen someone look like that before for that reason.
 
2013-07-10 01:31:04 AM  
GAH

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME FARK???

This makes me sic
 
2013-07-10 01:32:44 AM  

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I want one of those hats!


Not a hat. She spends a fortune on that hairdo instead of getting her drivers  license out of hock.
 
2013-07-10 01:41:47 AM  
libranoelrose:
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Sweet dreams

I swear this was supposed to be a creature in John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 
2013-07-10 01:44:09 AM  

Sgt Otter: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

So a U.S. Marine Corps 1st Recon Battalion patch, and a U.S. Army Special Forces tab.  Uh-huh.


Probably a local police uniform!
 
2013-07-10 01:48:22 AM  

Medic Zero: Clint_Torres: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

I want one of those hats!

Not a hat. She spends a fortune on that hairdo instead of getting her drivers  license out of hock.


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2013-07-10 01:55:23 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery

Apparently he beat the crap out of someones fist with his face


Ive been "assaulted" by people whose mugshot ended up about like that before.
 
2013-07-10 02:39:28 AM  

skinink: creature in John


notice how i saved some of the tendons :)
 
2013-07-10 02:41:34 AM  
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2013-07-10 02:44:06 AM  
that's where the mouth comes in handy
 
2013-07-10 03:06:32 AM  
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Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.
 
2013-07-10 05:30:31 AM  

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Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.


*snert*
 
2013-07-10 06:10:44 AM  

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Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.


That really looks more artificial than some Final Fantasy characters.
 
2013-07-10 06:38:03 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
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the hell?


I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop.
 
2013-07-10 07:06:52 AM  

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Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....


Excellent.
 
2013-07-10 07:08:04 AM  

Alphax: LordOfThePings: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375]

Edward Cullen, sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle vampire motion.

That really looks more artificial than some Final Fantasy characters.


Come to think of it, that looks like a wig.  Perhaps he was born unable to grow hair.. I used to know a kid like that, when I was a child.
 
2013-07-10 07:38:16 AM  
Last picture:  "Jailed on an in-state hold."

What the fark does that even mean??
 
2013-07-10 08:14:49 AM  
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All this and arrested for possession of pot.
My kind of girl



/ Like the fist of an angry, but very stoned, god.
 
2013-07-10 08:34:59 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
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the hell?


Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

and being FABBBBBULOOOOUUUSSS!!!!
 
2013-07-10 10:28:12 AM  
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