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2013-07-09 08:07:34 PM
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2013-07-09 08:33:08 PM
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2013-07-09 08:33:32 PM

When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:


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2013-07-09 08:36:12 PM

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:
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and I was just coming in to say "this is gonna get gross"...

well.. I hope you're happy with yourself.
 
2013-07-09 08:36:18 PM
I really want to know #10's story.
 
2013-07-09 08:38:10 PM
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2013-07-09 08:42:38 PM
"Arrested for assault, escape, and theft."

Make that "attempted (and failed) escape".
 
2013-07-09 08:46:01 PM
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2013-07-09 08:48:37 PM
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Everyone knows you don't eat oysters when the red tide is in!
 
2013-07-09 08:49:34 PM
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2013-07-09 08:50:39 PM
Red Mouth Guy looks more like he ran a light, slammed on his breaks too late, and bit his tounge slamming his face into the steering wheel.
 
2013-07-09 08:52:19 PM

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:


Bless his heart.
 
2013-07-09 08:55:30 PM
megarian: skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:

Bless his heart.


Heavy flow day by the looks of it.
 
2013-07-09 08:55:38 PM
#14- Steve Perry has fallen on hard times.

#7- If Iggy Pop did meth, the result would still look better than this creature. Day-um!
 
2013-07-09 08:55:40 PM
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Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.
 
2013-07-09 08:57:02 PM
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I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..
 
2013-07-09 08:58:18 PM
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A young, and somewhat bloody, Joan Allen.
 
2013-07-09 09:01:16 PM
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A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
 
2013-07-09 09:01:16 PM
Dawg - you about to be DOWN graded!

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2013-07-09 09:02:25 PM
#2 +#8 = A really great night out!

And people still get arrested for pot possession??
 
2013-07-09 09:03:16 PM

my lip balm addiction: Dawg - you about to be DOWN graded!

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"Special" Forces, indeed.
 
2013-07-09 09:05:31 PM
Actually a pretty funny group if you look at the offenses and their faces. The stoners look stoned, the cocaine pusher looks really intense and possibly angry (but probably a great fark), and the guy busted with the methamphetamine looks like a total methtard.
 
2013-07-09 09:08:55 PM
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Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....
 
2013-07-09 09:09:26 PM
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Arrested for domestic assault.....he tried to tell me twice, so I told him three times.
 
2013-07-09 09:09:42 PM

Brick-House: megarian: skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:

Bless his heart.

Heavy flow day by the looks of it.


But really, he's a warrior.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:15 PM

EyeBallStu: And people still get arrested for pot possession??


There were too many (seemingly) non-violent drug possessions in that mix, imo.

/sorry back to your regularly scheduled silliness.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:05 PM

The Voice of Doom: I don't care about the blood stains, but lemme just fix my hair..


Rinse her and bring her to me.

She looks fun.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:06 PM
Not with a 10 foot pole.
Not with a witch's mole.
Not for a million bucks.
Not in the back of a truck.
Not for tit for tat.
Not with my neighbor's blind cat.
No way, no how.
Not then, not now.
Would I ever stick it in those holes.
 
2013-07-09 09:11:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.


We salute you Colonel
 
2013-07-09 09:19:38 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x600]


Luke, let me look at you with my own eyes....


Well played
 
2013-07-09 09:20:24 PM
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You bringing me good news today?

Get back over here you sommbiatch.
 
2013-07-09 09:29:50 PM
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2013-07-09 09:30:57 PM
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2013-07-09 09:31:16 PM
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Looks like he tried to wax his goatee. Thems is popped hair follicles.
 
2013-07-09 09:33:01 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.cdn.turner.com image 446x336]

Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.


I love you.
 
2013-07-09 09:35:32 PM
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I want one of those hats!
 
2013-07-09 09:37:58 PM
Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
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the hell?
 
2013-07-09 09:40:07 PM
Arrested for battery
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Apparently he beat the crap out of someones fist with his face
 
2013-07-09 09:43:56 PM
Police are still looking for the third suspect in the feminine necessities aisle at Wal-Mart.
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2013-07-09 09:46:31 PM

Irving Maimway: AdolfOliverPanties: [i.cdn.turner.com image 446x336]

Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.  And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head. ...As for the incident.. at Big Beaver... It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.

I love you.


Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.
 
2013-07-09 09:53:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey look! This one came pre-shopped!
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the hell?


Oh, I'm sorry MaudlinMutantMollusk, you were so close, but the word you were looking for was "pre-op".  That's gonna cost you, let's see how much you wagered.
 
2013-07-09 10:01:43 PM
megarian:

Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.


They're both great as a general defense in most environments. I deploy them aggressively.
 
2013-07-09 10:05:49 PM
Sting has really let himself go.
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2013-07-09 10:07:20 PM

Irving Maimway: megarian:

Fark you, biatch. MINE!

Goddamnitsomuch. I clicked your profile and your little 'un is a little more cute than I can handle.

I'll get you next time, Gadget...next time.

They're both great as a general defense in most environments. I deploy them aggressively.


...

I love you.
 
2013-07-09 10:11:17 PM

EyeBallStu: And people still get arrested for pot possession??


Sadly, in a lot of places yes.  Like Indiana, or pretty much anywhere in the mid-west outside of Colorado and Chicago.  Or Texas, where anything over an ounce gets you the death penalty.

/ yeah, that was hyperbole
// but they do love them some death penalties down there
 
2013-07-09 10:16:16 PM

skinink: When your girlfriend makes you perform cunnilingus while Aunt Irma is visiting:
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My friend's ex-husband used to do it all the time, he'll just tell her to put in a tampon and wash around it. They were from the south and maybe believed in some of these spells or shiat http://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html
 
2013-07-09 10:20:44 PM
This thread is
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already
 
2013-07-09 10:21:15 PM
Tranny before partying with Tina


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Tranny granny after partying with Tina.


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Tina never plays nice trannies, just rough.
 
2013-07-09 10:24:09 PM
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2013-07-09 10:37:26 PM

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Genius!
 
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