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Piglet virus spreads through pooh, Homer pitches a d'oh hitter, and rubble without a cause: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/30 - 7/6 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-07-09 5:01:14 PM (3 comments) | Permalink
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Some really good headlines in the mix this week, it was difficult to pick the best because there were a lot of good ones.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-06-30 to Sat 2013-07-06:

[image from too old to be available]  One day your boobs are getting you into all the cool parties, the next they're getting you kicked out of golf clubs. It's a hard knockers life  

[image from too old to be available]  There once was a maid from Hong Kong, did her mistress a horrible wrong. Like in the old joke, but instead of a Coke, She put wang in the tea of her Wong  

[image from too old to be available]  Man steals $20K worth of goods from hotel room. That's like, almost the whole mini-bar  

[image from too old to be available]  Woman stops a sexual attack on her neighbor by throwing a sledgehammer at the suspect. By great Odin's throne, I say thee NAY  

[image from too old to be available]  Half black foreign welfare queen pregnant in Atlanta  

[image from too old to be available]  Morsi finds out "How Soon is Now" and is under house arrest, Smiths reunion up in the air  

[image from too old to be available]  Deadly piglet virus in North Carolina spreads through pooh  

[image from too old to be available]  The T-shirt turns 100. It seems like only yesterday that the very first one was imprinted with "John McCain For Senate"  

[image from too old to be available]  France: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find the United States has been doing spying on this scale! Le Monde: Your winnings, sir  

[image from too old to be available]  Firefighters contain "W-2" fire at Arizona border, say the effort was very...*dons sunglasses*...taxing  

[image from too old to be available]  Pastor Hipster Guy Fieri urges destruction of computers after witnessing the effects of pornography firsthand, other hand  


[image from too old to be available]  Pirates become the first MLB team to win 50 games this season. Or as Pittsburgh fans used to call their 50th win, September  

[image from too old to be available]  Josh Beckett to undergo season-ending neck surgery after snapping his head around to watch his pitches fly out of the park  

[image from too old to be available]  D'oh hitter  


[image from too old to be available]  Intel leaks are already threatening lives of Americans  

[image from too old to be available]  Headline  

[image from too old to be available]  Not only are lionfish a destructive invasive species, North Carolina lionfish are becoming disgusting fat tubs of lard, cleverly blending into the surroundings  


[image from too old to be available]  What's black and white, costs $35 million and comes in little cans?  

[image from too old to be available]  Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace portray lesbian lovers in Brian DePalma's latest thriller, "Shut Up and Take My Money"  

[image from too old to be available]  Rubble without a cause  


[image from too old to be available]  You will soon be able to add "the Republican Party" to the list of things Sarah Palin has quit  

[image from too old to be available]  "GOP leaders warn pro sports leagues not to promote Obamacare." Really? What the hell are you gonna do to them? You're all old, frail white guys and they're 300lbs superhuman flesh walls. You do something to them, they'll rip your scrawny arms off  

[image from too old to be available]  Clap-on: We don't spy on millions of Americans wittingly. Clap-off: My answer was "clearly erroneous." The Clapper  


[image from too old to be available]  Enormous cache of cigarettes smuggled in logs by chainsaw smokers  

[image from too old to be available]  Samsung acquires Boxee for $30 million. 4chan inconsolable  

[image from too old to be available]  Real estate mogul gives Stanford University a record $151 million donation, or in California terms, a three bedroom fixer-upper in Pacoima
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3 Comments   (+0 »)
2013-07-09 08:42:56 PM  
Where am I
2013-07-10 04:00:14 AM  
I'm late. Busy Day. Great work as always.

You are late I don't know if I can accept late work, ill let this slide ... :D

Have a great morning, stay focused.
2013-07-10 04:02:31 AM  
The morsi one must have made you laugh. Heh'
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