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(CF News 13)   15-year-old accused of killing two people reportedly told police he "thought it would be fun to shoot a person"   (cfnews13.com) divider line 105
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2013-07-09 05:19:02 PM
Stupid kid. You need to go to Reno for that.
 
2013-07-09 05:33:11 PM
After the prison boys get through with him, he won't be able to poop for a year.
 
2013-07-09 05:39:34 PM
Oh yah, he's never breathing free air again.
 
2013-07-09 06:34:37 PM
Well, was it?
 
2013-07-09 06:36:58 PM
Those arrested in Roopnarine's murder include a 16-year-old girl, who allegedly lured him to the front door during the fatal robbery, and 20-year-old Juan Sebastian Muriel.

So they use the 15-year-old's name (because they're charging him as an adult), but refuse to say the 16-year-old girl's name? Why is she getting off easier?
 
2013-07-09 06:49:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Those arrested in Roopnarine's murder include a 16-year-old girl, who allegedly lured him to the front door during the fatal robbery, and 20-year-old Juan Sebastian Muriel.

So they use the 15-year-old's name (because they're charging him as an adult), but refuse to say the 16-year-old girl's name? Why is she getting off easier?


I know! Everyone else gets a photo, hell the victim gets two.
 
2013-07-09 06:50:27 PM
It's gonna be even more funner when his poop just falls out sideways from his stretched out corn hole.
 
2013-07-09 06:51:14 PM

scottydoesntknow: Those arrested in Roopnarine's murder include a 16-year-old girl, who allegedly lured him to the front door during the fatal robbery, and 20-year-old Juan Sebastian Muriel.

So they use the 15-year-old's name (because they're charging him as an adult), but refuse to say the 16-year-old girl's name? Why is she getting off easier?


Plea bargain in exchange for her testimony? Just a thought.
 
2013-07-09 06:58:24 PM

scottydoesntknow: Those arrested in Roopnarine's murder include a 16-year-old girl, who allegedly lured him to the front door during the fatal robbery, and 20-year-old Juan Sebastian Muriel.

So they use the 15-year-old's name (because they're charging him as an adult), but refuse to say the 16-year-old girl's name? Why is she getting off easier?


She's only 16.  Isn't she a little bit young for you to be wondering about how easy she gets off?
 
2013-07-09 06:59:49 PM
Not the first time I've heard that reason (outside of a Johnny Cash song): CSB time.

My dad once defended a soldier in Korea who decided one day while they were on their tanks (boresighting, so everyone was out on the front slope fwiw) that he was gonna load a live round.  Moved the gun tube over to the next tank and blew away some poor sucker standing on the front slope of that tank b/c....he wanted to see someone die.

Holy crap I can't wait until I evolve telepathy.  Until then, don't mind this shotgun I'm pointing in your face, just to be sure.
 
2013-07-09 07:01:16 PM
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understands
 
2013-07-09 07:01:46 PM
It turns out, the casing came from his father's firearm that Schafer had taken.

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NRA: Git 'em while they're young.
 
2013-07-09 07:12:00 PM
If you thought that was fun, kid, you're REALLY going to have a ball from here on out

/most likely a number of them
 
2013-07-09 07:15:33 PM
Dumb and dangerous,
That they be.
Lock 'em up,
And throw away the key.
 
2013-07-09 07:21:38 PM

AirForceVet: Dumb and dangerous,
That they be.
Lock 'em up,
And throw away the key.


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2013-07-09 07:34:47 PM
ain't it fun?
 
2013-07-09 07:35:41 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Stupid kid. You need to go to Reno for that.


...and we're done here.
 
2013-07-09 07:36:06 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Stupid kid. You need to go to Reno for that.


Shakes tiny fist
 
2013-07-09 07:37:01 PM
Can I shoot the murderer?
 
2013-07-09 07:37:36 PM
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2013-07-09 07:40:03 PM
A wood chipper would solve the problem of that kid being around and wasting our air for much longer...
 
2013-07-09 07:40:05 PM
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Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. ... Now... shiat... now I do it just to watch their farkin' expression change.
 
2013-07-09 07:40:23 PM
Perps and victims represent America melting pot
 
2013-07-09 07:40:28 PM
If he had waited a couple years, he could have joined the military and we would have paid him to kill people.  What a waste of an enlisted man.
 
2013-07-09 07:41:08 PM
And yet if he were 17 and getting head from a teacher in her car, he'd be some poor naive child whom the system needs to protect

how is it that people between the ages of 15-17 are apparently old enough to be responsible for killing, but not for farking?
 
2013-07-09 07:41:15 PM

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Really good flick, and you might want to see Joshua (2007) too as a lighter followup.
 
2013-07-09 07:41:30 PM
Holy crap! The kid looks like Charles Whitman!
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2013-07-09 07:43:08 PM
VIDEO GAMES!

EVIL EVIL VIDEO GAMES!
 
2013-07-09 07:43:53 PM
Well, c'mon, wouldn't it?
 
2013-07-09 07:44:23 PM
Sweet. Who do we get to blame this time? Video games? Gun rights people? Dads? Moms? We gots to blame someone!
 
2013-07-09 07:44:44 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Stupid kid. You need to go to Reno for that.


Awesome
 
2013-07-09 07:45:07 PM

Krymson Tyde: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Stupid kid. You need to go to Reno for that.

...and we're done here.


Yep.
 
2013-07-09 07:45:19 PM

Rreal: And yet if he were 17 and getting head from a teacher in her car, he'd be some poor naive child whom the system needs to protect

how is it that people between the ages of 15-17 are apparently old enough to be responsible for killing, but not for farking?


I don' know, maybe it has to do with the taking of a life? What do you think, dipshiat?
 
2013-07-09 07:45:20 PM
"investigators said he pulled the trigger on Roopnarine after him and three others tried to rob the 22-year-old's house."  Him is just another rugrat with no grip on reality.
 
2013-07-09 07:46:07 PM
As the gates open for the 29th time, Schafer's defenses, both metaphorical and actual are lowered.
His nubile anus reflexively opens in their presence, warm steam rising from his hole as the sweat of fear and anticipation gently caresses his body.
"Yo boy, we here for you", the leader of this particular clique would say.
This was his 4th week, but it still felt like the first day. He couldn't contain his excitement and let out a weak yelp as his member began to throb with the pulsing of forbidden desire.
As his first month came to a close, he smiled. The dream of so many Farkers was alive inside his rectum, thrusting inward and outward in a poetic dance of life he could not claim to understand.
 
2013-07-09 07:46:58 PM
Although Damus was Schafer's driver in Guerrero's death, investigators said he pulled the trigger on Roopnarine after him and three others tried to rob the 22-year-old's house.

Good god, really? Here's an easy way to check if your pronoun usage is correct:

Although Damus was Schafer's driver in Guerrero's death, investigators said he pulled the trigger on Roopnarine after him and three others tried to rob the 22-year-old's house.

Is "Although Damus was Schafer's driver in Guerrero's death, investigators said he pulled the trigger on Roopnarine after him tried to rob the 22-year-old's house" correct? No? Then fix it so it is correct and then add back in the other phrase. It should read, "..after he and three others..."
 
2013-07-09 07:47:03 PM
It's good that the kid revealed himself as a psychopath now instead of waiting as an adult to become a politician or a cop....
 
2013-07-09 07:47:40 PM
send everyone to jail, the 4 dipshiats & their absent parents/guardians.
 
2013-07-09 07:49:35 PM

Empty H: Sweet. Who do we get to blame this time? Video games? Gun rights people? Dads? Moms? We gots to blame someone!


Sociopaths don't need a reason, they just are who they are. Of course some are smart enough to know that murder usually comes with unpleasant consequences. Some just don't care.
 
2013-07-09 07:49:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Those arrested in Roopnarine's murder include a 16-year-old girl, who allegedly lured him to the front door during the fatal robbery, and 20-year-old Juan Sebastian Muriel.

So they use the 15-year-old's name (because they're charging him as an adult), but refuse to say the 16-year-old girl's name? Why is she getting off easier?


That's the only news source that didn't name her.

Victoria Rios.

media.trb.com
 
2013-07-09 07:53:10 PM
Are you gay, son?  Because that's the only kind of sex you'll be having for the next 20 years or so.

Hope you didn't have any real plans for what otherwise should have been the best years of your life.
 
2013-07-09 07:55:59 PM

Ambivalence: Empty H: Sweet. Who do we get to blame this time? Video games? Gun rights people? Dads? Moms? We gots to blame someone!

Sociopaths don't need a reason, they just are who they are. Of course some are smart enough to know that murder usually comes with unpleasant consequences. Some just don't care.


Why don't we institutionalize sociopaths the way we do psychopaths and schizophrenics? Do other countries do it?
 
2013-07-09 07:56:20 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Are you gay, son?  Because that's the only kind of sex you'll be having for the next 20 years or so.

Hope you didn't have any real plans for what otherwise should have been the best years of your life.


Sadly too young to understand what the word "life" really means.
 
2013-07-09 07:56:23 PM
also, Gummo.
 
2013-07-09 07:57:59 PM
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TRUE DAT

 
2013-07-09 08:02:06 PM

Empty H: Sweet. Who do we get to blame this time? Video games? Gun rights people? Dads? Moms? We gots to blame someone!


Check up thread, the NRA is already taking it for this one.
 
2013-07-09 08:03:20 PM
I hear some people find being pounded in the ass till they bleed fun. I wonder what he will think of that.
 
2013-07-09 08:10:26 PM
It turns out, the casing came his father's firearm that Schafer had taken.

I'm all for the 2nd Amendment however if you have a psycho kid living with you and you STILL own firearms I don't give a flying fark. You are just as culpable for the homicide as he is.
 
2013-07-09 08:13:46 PM

shanrick: It's gonna be even more funner when his poop just falls out sideways from his stretched out corn hole.


DUI checkpoints?  DNA swabbing?  Fingerprinting?  HA!  None of these are deterrents.  It's the stretched out corn hole that keeps 90% of do-gooders doing good.
 
2013-07-09 08:14:48 PM

SuperNinjaToad: It turns out, the casing came his father's firearm that Schafer had taken.

I'm all for the 2nd Amendment however if you have a psycho kid living with you and you STILL own firearms I don't give a flying fark. You are just as culpable for the homicide as he is.


At the very least, lock them up...
 
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