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(Fox News)   It never start a lucrative business selling human body parts to supplement your dental practice and boom, you find out there's still no cure for cancer   ( divider line
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2013-07-09 07:49:02 PM  
I have some extra fat hanging around if anyone is interested. Serious inquiries only, please.
2013-07-09 07:55:29 PM  
I sell my jism as a face-cream over the internets

I work hard for my money and practiced for six months to get it right into the little holes without using a funnel

try that one, martha stewart
2013-07-09 08:09:01 PM

Multistate ring, eh?
2013-07-09 08:41:39 PM  
OH SURE. Typical of government picking on the little guy just trying to make a buck.  I hate that.
2013-07-09 09:16:56 PM  
The article neglected to mention that they discovered the crime because patients were suddenly coming down with cancer after getting cancerous cadaver parts. The karma truck strikes again!
2013-07-09 10:46:13 PM  
She may contain
The urge to run away
But hold her down with
Soggy clothes and breeze blocks
2013-07-10 01:54:08 AM  
This story was featured in two episodes of Brooklyn DA on CBS a few weeks ago.  Just horrifying to imagine.
2013-07-10 05:43:39 AM  
I once tried to start a body parts ring, but I didn't have the stomach for it.
2013-07-10 07:14:48 AM  

Smock Pot: I have some extra fat hanging around if anyone is interested. Serious inquiries only, please.

You know, with all the bad press about trans-fats, lard is making a slow comeback as an ingredient used in cooking. Have you given some thought about maybe going into the fat rendering business?
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