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(   Teresa Heinz Kerry did not suffer heart attack, stroke, or brain tumor. Doctors still have 54 more varieties of illness to rule out   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Teresa Heinz Kerry, brain tumors, heart attacks, Massachusetts, analytic variety, stroke, Massachusetts General Hospital, illness  
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2013-07-10 12:35:40 AM  
1 vote:

pute kisses like a man: she was funny.

I love how she got everyone in the media to pronounce her name "Ter-Eh-za".
You know she and John laughed laughed their asses off behind closed doors.
2013-07-09 11:34:58 PM  
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camarugala: Aigoo: camarugala: All her handlers will say nothing but she had a TIA. That by itself is not always terribly serious but that is the general consensus. It's kind of touch and go from there.
Seriously she will be fine (relatively speaking) when the anticoagulants are in her.

Hey I leaked something! I should fear for my life no?

Um, a TIA IS a stroke... the only difference being that the clot in a TIA is temporary, while the clot in a 'normal' stroke is permanent.

While transient ischemic attack (TIA) is often labeled "mini-stroke," it is more accurately characterized as a "warning stroke," a warning you should take very seriously.  (American Stroke Association)

TIA symptoms are not seizure symptoms. They have a few things in common with some types of partial complex seizures, but TIA symptoms are more similar to the symptoms of someone who is post-ictal (just had a seizure). Whole world of difference there. So either the media is bullshiatting (big surprise there) or they have no farking idea what happened and you're talking out your ass. ;)

You don't you you are are talking about. You need to STFU. Trust me. You need to stop pretending you know what you are talking about. You are no neurologist.

I need you to understand. I have been a specialist for 23 years. Knock yourself out asshat.
2013-07-09 09:47:57 PM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: The stick up her ass must have shifted and touched a nerve

Don't believe everything your mom tells you.
2013-07-09 09:30:38 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: lilbjorn: cameroncrazy1984: RockChalkH1N1: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Who? Just asking...

buttholepunch: Who cares as long as she dies.

The buttholes on my ignore list are getting some company tonight.

You seem to be a little focused on the butt tonight.  May I suggest

/I'll stop now.
//Seriously girl, dat ass.

not at all creepy.
2013-07-09 07:08:21 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: She swallowed some raw horse meat on-board her yacht

Sounds like someone's got yacht-envy.
2013-07-09 06:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares as long as she dies.
2013-07-09 06:22:25 PM  
1 vote:

sugarhi: shanrick: I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.

You do realize you're on fark, right? You must be new here - welcome!

Sometimes it's wise to check a person's profile before you post. Also, you've got a really nice ass.
2013-07-09 05:46:54 PM  
1 vote:

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

I am.

Heart attacks, strokes, and brain tumors are horrible. I very glad she doesn't have any of those. What kind of person wouldn't be happy about that?

They test for the big dangerous things first. The fact they haven't come up with something yet is good. Keep going down the list and you'll eventually get to shingles and dehydration.

Shingles sucks, I've had shingles still is a hell of a lot better than a heart attack
2013-07-09 05:33:28 PM  
1 vote:
The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.
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