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(Boston.com)   Teresa Heinz Kerry did not suffer heart attack, stroke, or brain tumor. Doctors still have 54 more varieties of illness to rule out   (boston.com) divider line 88
    More: Followup, Teresa Heinz Kerry, brain tumors, heart attacks, Massachusetts, analytic variety, stroke, Massachusetts General Hospital, illness  
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2013-07-09 05:27:42 PM
John's droning voice finally got to her.

/oblig
 
2013-07-09 05:33:28 PM
The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.
 
2013-07-09 05:41:23 PM

Diogenes: John's droning voice finally got to her.

/oblig


She was overcome by foreplay boredom?
 
2013-07-09 05:41:41 PM
Hopefully her docs will be able to catch up with whatever is ailing her...
 
2013-07-09 05:46:54 PM

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.


I am.

Heart attacks, strokes, and brain tumors are horrible. I very glad she doesn't have any of those. What kind of person wouldn't be happy about that?

They test for the big dangerous things first. The fact they haven't come up with something yet is good. Keep going down the list and you'll eventually get to shingles and dehydration.

Shingles sucks, I've had shingles still is a hell of a lot better than a heart attack
 
2013-07-09 05:51:17 PM
She is 74 years old. Older people tend to have more serious health problems.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-09 05:59:34 PM
Well; it is probably pretty taxing to be married to the Secretary of State; not to mention getting to hear john practice speeches a few times.
 
2013-07-09 06:00:49 PM
At least we know it isn't lupus.
 
mjg
2013-07-09 06:00:55 PM
Nice headline subby.
 
2013-07-09 06:00:55 PM
She was probably just sauced.
 
2013-07-09 06:00:58 PM
They'd better hurry then or they'll have to play catch-up.
 
2013-07-09 06:01:03 PM
Glenn Beck told me she went to the hospital to distract from Kerry hosting muslim brotherhood agents on his boat.
 
2013-07-09 06:02:06 PM
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2013-07-09 06:02:43 PM

OD'ed on gin soaked raisins?


/hoping she has a speedy and,full recovery

 
2013-07-09 06:03:49 PM

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.


Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.
 
2013-07-09 06:04:35 PM

vernonFL: She is 74 years old. Older people tend to have more serious health problems.


To quote Seth Meyers on SNL: "Man, it's like that title, "World's Oldest Person", is cursed or something."
 
2013-07-09 06:05:09 PM

lockers: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.


i would have voted for her for president.  she was funny.  she couldn't have done any worse.
 
2013-07-09 06:05:33 PM

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.


eh it's politics, substitute Bush into that sentence and watch what happens.  Actually I am shocked it in any way surprises you
 
2013-07-09 06:05:49 PM
False flag according to Alex Jones.
 
2013-07-09 06:06:12 PM

Spaced Lion: At least we know it isn't lupus.


Sarcoidosis then.

/duh
 
2013-07-09 06:06:43 PM
I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.
 
2013-07-09 06:07:18 PM

lockers: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.


wow, almost lyrically trolltastic.
 
2013-07-09 06:07:19 PM
was it a warning to John to stop pushing ME peace talks?
 
2013-07-09 06:08:13 PM
1. Order drug screen
2. Hide results
3. Profit
 
2013-07-09 06:09:18 PM

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.


Cocaine, according to some anecdotal reports, is one hell of a substance to abuse.
 
2013-07-09 06:10:23 PM
I remember her scary expressions during John Kerry's presidential run in 2004.  The look on her face told me she DID NOT WANT TO BE FIRST LADY.
 
2013-07-09 06:12:08 PM
Hold upsidedown tightly and spank the bottom. Works for me..
great headline.
 
2013-07-09 06:13:01 PM

slimfast: I remember her scary expressions during John Kerry's presidential run in 2004.  The look on her face told me she DID NOT WANT TO BE FIRST LADY.


The way he campaigned, I don't think he wanted to be president. :-/
 
2013-07-09 06:15:26 PM

Astorix: lockers: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.

wow, almost lyrically trolltastic.


I have actually heard that said out loud and non-sarcastically.
 
2013-07-09 06:16:12 PM
No love lost for me. She wasn't very nice in the aftermath of the 1991 crash. Lots of lawsuits after that.
 
2013-07-09 06:16:26 PM

shanrick: I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.


You do realize you're on fark, right? You must be new here - welcome!
 
2013-07-09 06:18:29 PM
it's not a tumor!
 
2013-07-09 06:20:08 PM
The stick up her ass must have shifted and touched a nerve
 
2013-07-09 06:22:25 PM

sugarhi: shanrick: I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.

You do realize you're on fark, right? You must be new here - welcome!


Sometimes it's wise to check a person's profile before you post. Also, you've got a really nice ass.
 
2013-07-09 06:22:57 PM
Subby, you're a cold heartless bastard.  I like it.
 
2013-07-09 06:23:51 PM

lockers: Astorix: lockers: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.

wow, almost lyrically trolltastic.

I have actually heard that said out loud and non-sarcastically.




www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-07-09 06:23:57 PM

foo monkey: sugarhi: shanrick: Also, you've got a really nice ass.


needs repeating
 
2013-07-09 06:24:37 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The stick up her ass must have shifted and touched a nerve


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-09 06:24:58 PM
Sounds like she's in a pickle.

/doing it wrong.
 
2013-07-09 06:26:18 PM

Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.


Who? Just asking...
 
2013-07-09 06:26:23 PM
Who cares as long as she dies.
 
2013-07-09 06:28:35 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Who? Just asking...


buttholepunch: Who cares as long as she dies.

 
2013-07-09 06:28:36 PM
All her handlers will say nothing but she had a TIA. That by itself is not always terribly serious but that is the general consensus. It's kind of touch and go from there.
Seriously she will be fine (relatively speaking) when the anticoagulants are in her.


Hey I leaked something! I should fear for my life no?
  .
 
2013-07-09 06:29:46 PM

Heathen: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

eh it's politics, substitute Bush into that sentence and watch what happens.  Actually I am shocked it in any way surprises you


I don't know anyone that would say that about Laura Bush.  I'm sure such people exist, but I already arseholes existed.
 
2013-07-09 06:31:45 PM

foo monkey: sugarhi: shanrick: I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.

You do realize you're on fark, right? You must be new here - welcome!

Sometimes it's wise to check a person's profile before you post. Also, you've got a really nice ass.


Did you read the rest of hers? Clinical Psych Grad student? she'll make you her personal guinea pig and write a paper when you lose your mind.
 
2013-07-09 06:31:53 PM

lockers: Astorix: lockers: Saborlas: The sad thing is, there are people who have never met her who are dancing with joy at this news.

Yeah, but she is married to the libtardiest lib who ever libbed. And demonizing libtards is a thing some people have a complex about. So seeing the stupid libs getting knocked down a peg is a source of joy. Only limp wristed effeminate libs are ashamed of showing crass, petty schadenfreude.

wow, almost lyrically trolltastic.

I have actually heard that said out loud and non-sarcastically.


So how is my dad doing these days?
 
2013-07-09 06:32:26 PM
Notably the did not rule out cancer
 
2013-07-09 06:33:10 PM

markie_farkie: She was probably just sauced.


Sadly...THIS. (Though the hospital will call it dehydration...)
 
2013-07-09 06:34:24 PM
D'OH! Forgot to acknowledge the clever pun.
 
2013-07-09 06:34:57 PM

fanbladesaresharp: foo monkey: sugarhi: shanrick: I cannot believe the headline on this page. This is about a woman's health and you people come here and make "funny" little comments. What if it was your mother or your sister or your daughter? Would you still be making snide remarks? You people are immature.

You do realize you're on fark, right? You must be new here - welcome!

Sometimes it's wise to check a person's profile before you post. Also, you've got a really nice ass.

Did you read the rest of hers? Clinical Psych Grad student? she'll make you her personal guinea pig and write a paper when you lose your mind.


Nope. Didn't make it past the butt shot.
 
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