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(CBS News)   Doctor treating patients in Flight 214 crash apparently thinks "Seat belts save lives" also applies to plane crashes; befuddled at massive amount of spinal injuries   (cbsnews.com) divider line 21
    More: Dumbass, Asiana Airlines, spinal cord injury, San Francisco General Hospital, University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, aircraft crashed, neurosurgery, seat belts, San Francisco  
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2013-07-09 07:09:14 PM  
10 votes:

Sgt Otter: kingoomieiii: "Oh no I yanked my back out when I slammed against the seatbelt"

vs

"Oh no we're all bouncing around in the plane on impact, snapping limbs against each other because there are no seatbelts"

BUT I'D RATHER BE THROWN CLEAR!!!


But then the fire trucks will run over you
2013-07-09 08:12:53 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-07-09 07:08:11 PM  
6 votes:

kingoomieiii: "Oh no I yanked my back out when I slammed against the seatbelt"

vs

"Oh no we're all bouncing around in the plane on impact, snapping limbs against each other because there are no seatbelts"


BUT I'D RATHER BE THROWN CLEAR!!!
2013-07-09 03:12:29 PM  
5 votes:
Wake up Sheeple!
2013-07-09 08:18:21 PM  
4 votes:
But if you jump up in the air right before impact you can cancel your momentum and walk away unscathed!
2013-07-09 08:30:44 PM  
3 votes:
Pfft.. Seatbelts kill more lives than they save..

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-09 08:10:58 PM  
2 votes:

RoyBatty: I guess this crash is more evidence for having the seats face the rear of the plane (but who would like to ride like that?) (how would that work on takeoff?)

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In ten years the accepted slang term for passenger airplane would be 'vomit comit'.
2013-07-09 02:44:51 PM  
2 votes:
The way the front end of that plane slammed down, it's no surprise at all

/why do you think "crash position" is bent over?
//besides making it easier to kiss your ass goodbye
2013-07-10 03:36:17 AM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: kingoomieiii: "Oh no I yanked my back out when I slammed against the seatbelt"

vs

"Oh no we're all bouncing around in the plane on impact, snapping limbs against each other because there are no seatbelts"

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You know why that's not a real toy box? Cuz if it was, they'd all be naked.
2013-07-09 10:18:12 PM  
1 votes:
I think the seats should face back AND all planes should have open cargo doors at the back of the plane during takeoff so all non properly stowed electronics will exit the plane.  And it'd be biatchin to watch the ground drop away.  And who the hell would argue with flight attendants about putting on their seatbelt and sitting down when they are busy fearing for their life?
2013-07-09 10:02:12 PM  
1 votes:
Why do you people have a problem with human pinball?  If you get 100,000 points, they add it on your gravestone.
2013-07-09 09:55:42 PM  
1 votes:
We didn't wear seatbelts when I was a kid.  I still have a scar on my forehead from where my face broke the ashtray.

/cars used to have ashtrays in them
2013-07-09 09:20:23 PM  
1 votes:
considering the tail of the plane hit first and broke off then the nose and body slammed the ground from like a 30 degree angle, then the plane did a 360, Im not surprised at all the lower spine injuries.  The lap belts kept the lower half of the body pretty stable while the upper part was swinging every which way.  The drop seat on the front bulkhead has shoulder harnesses.  If they have one in the 777 then that persons neck would have been farked.

Im not a chiropractor but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
2013-07-09 09:11:57 PM  
1 votes:
Doctor: Asiana Flight 214 survivors have unusual pattern of spinal injuries

...unusual, because most people in plane crashes are USUALLY DEAD.
2013-07-09 09:09:48 PM  
1 votes:
They just need the insta-foam stuff from the cars in Demolition Man.
2013-07-09 09:04:40 PM  
1 votes:
I'd like to know how many eye, face and forehead injuries from the farking marketing credit card scam machines they have in the farking head rests right at eye level. basically a ready to go shrapnel kit right in your face, just to get a few more bucks out of you.  fark those are the worst invention ever.   read a paperback fer gods sake
2013-07-09 08:55:26 PM  
1 votes:
Come to think of it, Brad Pitts life was saved by a seat belt in a terrible plane crash, so yeah it must be true!

i1.mirror.co.uk
2013-07-09 08:43:55 PM  
1 votes:
Is broken vertebre preferable to getting hit with the fire truck on the tarmac?
2013-07-09 08:36:38 PM  
1 votes:
Man this airbag really stung my face. Somebody should do something.
2013-07-09 04:39:55 PM  
1 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Wake up Sheeple!


Study it out.
2013-07-09 04:08:05 PM  
1 votes:
Manley said even among those who suffered mild spine trauma, he is struck by a pattern that shows how their upper bodies were flung forward and then backward over the lap belts that kept them in their seats and undoubtedly saved their lives.

what are you trying to do here submitter
 
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