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(Uproxx)   The original iron throne George RR Martin envisioned even makes Joffrey seem kinda badass   (uproxx.com) divider line 24
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2013-07-09 03:37:46 PM
7 votes:
Why does everything George RR Martin "envisions" seem best suited for airbrushing on the side of a 70's era van?
2013-07-09 03:43:28 PM
5 votes:

oldfarthenry: Why does everything George RR Martin "envisions" seem best suited for airbrushing on the side of a 70's era van?


I'm waiting for his depiction of Coldhands...

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2013-07-09 04:57:47 PM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

This phone throne am dildoes.
2013-07-09 04:09:28 PM
3 votes:
I don't know, man. It just seems like a bad idea to have such a spiky chair in a pre-Neosporin world.
2013-07-09 03:42:05 PM
3 votes:
if you turn your head sideways and look at it you'll notice every black metal bands name ever secretly hidden in the throne
2013-07-09 06:37:35 PM
2 votes:
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/All Hail King Joffrey!
2013-07-09 04:06:39 PM
2 votes:
<Monarch> "Khaleesi! Come to King's Landing and sit...on my Iron Throne!"
<Dr.Ms.Monarch> *shows up dressed as Rocky*
*hilarity ensues*
2013-07-09 03:44:32 PM
2 votes:

Mateorocks: PsyLord: Though intimidating as it may seem, once you get past the two guards on the bottom, an assassin can easily kill the king since the king has no avenue of escape.

Great. Now you've spoiled how things turn out for Arya.


Well at least he didn't give away the scene where she pops out of Wyman Manderly like a birthday cake.
2013-07-09 02:08:11 PM
2 votes:
That's not going to help the royal hemorrhoids.
2013-07-10 05:24:06 AM
1 votes:

tricycleracer: If you like this show, may I recommend erotic LARPing as a hobby.


"Hey! Gandalf!  Nice dress..."
2013-07-10 02:11:50 AM
1 votes:
I would also like to see a slightly bigger throne than the one on the TV show, but no where near the size of the one on the blog.  That looks to be the Westeros version of Tommy Lee's floating drumset in Motley Crue
2013-07-09 11:19:09 PM
1 votes:
Approves:

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2013-07-09 10:07:15 PM
1 votes:

Owangotang: So basically heavy metals poisoning from countless punctures by the throne led to "mad" kings.


That might have been a factor, but I have to imagine generations of Targaryen incest played a larger part.
2013-07-09 09:40:39 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: Though intimidating as it may seem, once you get past the two guards on the bottom, an assassin can easily kill the king since the king has no avenue of escape.


He can castle.
2013-07-09 08:29:53 PM
1 votes:
Brings a whole new meaning (and sense of desperation) to

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2013-07-09 08:13:08 PM
1 votes:

litespeed74: Pretty damn cool.
As for Joffrey...damn him. Damn him!!!

Recently I was watching Batman Begins when his face popped up during a scene. I yelled out, "kill him Batman!!"


You're too late, because Batman had already killed Ned Stark.
2013-07-09 06:35:00 PM
1 votes:

gittlebass: if you turn your head sideways and look at it you'll notice every black metal bands name ever secretly hidden in the throne


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2013-07-09 05:59:19 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Big ass screen, tiny picture.


Not sure why you need an ass-screen of any size, but hey, if the big one fits ya, go for it.

//Oh, and:
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2013-07-09 04:13:28 PM
1 votes:
It reminds me of the Tree of Thorns in Hyperion.  That wold make it a throne worthy of the Shrike.
2013-07-09 04:09:47 PM
1 votes:
If you like this show, may I recommend erotic LARPing as a hobby.
2013-07-09 03:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Admit it.  You were hoping that there was supposed to be at least one blade that went up Jeffy's azz.
2013-07-09 03:37:38 PM
1 votes:

gnosis301: PsyLord: Though intimidating as it may seem, once you get past the two guards on the bottom, an assassin can easily kill the king since the king has no avenue of escape.

I wonder if an agile-enough king could just kick the assassin onto the throne and have it do the rest.


What about a retarded incest monkey shiat king?
2013-07-09 03:35:22 PM
1 votes:
See, *MY* Iron Throne is actually a dragon/dinosaur made out of thrones, made out of swords. It's absolutely massive.


/a dinosaur is it's own reward
2013-07-09 03:05:14 PM
1 votes:
How long till that's for sale on Think Geek?
 
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