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(New York Magazine)   NYC woman caught using photo of Miss USA on her online dating profile. Twist: It really is Miss USA   (nymag.com) divider line 74
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2013-07-09 01:11:52 PM
"Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.
 
2013-07-09 01:27:42 PM

show me: "Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.


All she has to do is walk around wearing this all day.  A guy might go up and talk to her...

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-07-09 01:34:24 PM
I wonder how much she's getting paid to raise the profile of Tinder, a site I'd never heard of before this article.
 
2013-07-09 01:40:09 PM
Unpossible. Only creepy old men and unfarkable manatees use those sites.

/too bad it wasn't fetlife
 
2013-07-09 01:41:44 PM
You mean 'Catfish' finally had an episode with a happy conclusion?
 
2013-07-09 01:42:33 PM
Um I don't know how everyone uses it, but every single person I know who uses Tinder does it for hookups, not dating.
 
2013-07-09 01:42:58 PM
"Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."

Really. Dating in NYC "doesn't exist?" I find that hard to believe, ESPECIALLY if you're Miss America. Unless she has such a terrible personality that her first dates just "forget" they ever met her in the first place.
 
2013-07-09 01:43:16 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Unpossible. Only creepy old men and unfarkable manatees use those sites.

/too bad it wasn't fetlife


Look at her pictures with knees like that I'm not surprised she has a hard time getting dates, well below my standards
 
2013-07-09 01:43:25 PM
Well this should make a good episode of Catfish
 
2013-07-09 01:45:38 PM

blatz514: show me: "Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.

All she has to do is walk around wearing this all day.  A guy might go up and talk to her...

cdn2-b.examiner.com


You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.
 
2013-07-09 01:46:01 PM
redmid17: "Um I don't know how everyone uses it, but every single person I know who uses Tinder does it for hookups, not dating."

And yet a woman like that would have even less use for a 'hook-up' site than a proper dating site.
Any bar in the city would do.

I'm going with "viral marketing".
 
2013-07-09 01:47:12 PM

wxboy: I wonder how much she's getting paid to raise the profile of Tinder, a site I'd never heard of before this article.


This.
 
2013-07-09 01:48:37 PM

Djorra: "Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."

Really. Dating in NYC "doesn't exist?" I find that hard to believe, ESPECIALLY if you're Miss America. Unless she has such a terrible personality that her first dates just "forget" they ever met her in the first place.


I find her more credible than you. Sorry dude.
 
2013-07-09 01:49:26 PM

Djorra: "Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."


Maybe put out?
 
2013-07-09 01:49:45 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: blatz514: show me: "Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.

All she has to do is walk around wearing this all day.  A guy might go up and talk to her...

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 319x480]

You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.


Pretty girls are afraid to talk to me.....Ugly ones too.....
 
2013-07-09 01:49:50 PM
Lets face it fellow farkers, she is way out of our league. There is no way we would have the guts to go up and ask her out.
 
2013-07-09 01:49:51 PM
FTFA: The app, which has so even a former Miss USA can survey the merchandise without worrying about a flood of unsolicited dick pics.

/UWIE
//I Chortled
 
2013-07-09 01:50:35 PM
I can't afford that.
 
2013-07-09 01:51:04 PM
She needs all the help she can get.
 
2013-07-09 01:51:12 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.


That's because she's waiting to destroy you and emasculate you in public for daring to come up and talk to her. EVERYBODY is watching you crash.
 
2013-07-09 01:57:26 PM
If she's looking for 90 seconds of disappointment (twice), I can be on the next flight to NYC.
 
2013-07-09 01:59:02 PM

Jument: If she's looking for 90 seconds of disappointment (twice), I can be on the next flight to NYC.


I think you're giving yourself about 75 seconds on that one.
 
2013-07-09 02:00:32 PM
She is stunning.  STUNNING.

Were I single I would not even consider walking up and approaching her.

Which could be part of her problem; guys just assume they don't have a chance with a 10+.  So she probably gets approached by a lot of douchebags.  A dating site might help her filter through some of those.
 
2013-07-09 02:01:15 PM

stuffy: Lets face it fellow farkers, she is way out of our league. There is no way we would have the guts to go up and ask her out.


I am not sure she even knows there IS a league down here....
 
2013-07-09 02:01:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: blatz514: show me: "Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.

All she has to do is walk around wearing this all day.  A guy might go up and talk to her...

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 319x480]

You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.


This.  Gorgeous woman = less competition.
 
2013-07-09 02:07:07 PM
"I usually do it with girlfriends - I don't usually do it alone in my room," Meriwether laughed. "It's fun to play when you have nothing else to do. I don't take it very seriously."

Giggity.
 
2013-07-09 02:07:55 PM
Sure beats the pigs I see in the dating sites in the Philly area.
 
2013-07-09 02:10:14 PM
www2.pictures.zimbio.com

/ Wow
 
2013-07-09 02:11:27 PM
from what i understand there are a few gorgeous wimmins that will date an oddball, Mrs Sedric was one, here is another

nimg.sulekha.com
 
2013-07-09 02:13:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: blatz514: show me: "Mostly I joined because a friend told me to, but I think it could be a great way to meet people, especially in New York City," she said.

Yeah, cause it's so damned hard to find anyone in NYC.

All she has to do is walk around wearing this all day.  A guy might go up and talk to her...

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 319x480]

You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.


Chicks like that have a aura that make you stupid for about ten minutes
/Ugly men can't sense it that's why they have more confidence in approaching women like her e.g Seal
 
2013-07-09 02:24:05 PM
Witty headline, subby.  How'd you come up with that?
 
2013-07-09 02:28:07 PM

jaytkay: / Wow


Indeed, Id hit that like Zapruder was filming it.
 
2013-07-09 02:31:11 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Djorra: "Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."

Really. Dating in NYC "doesn't exist?" I find that hard to believe, ESPECIALLY if you're Miss America. Unless she has such a terrible personality that her first dates just "forget" they ever met her in the first place.

I find her more credible than you. Sorry dude.


We're all just on the outside looking in, aren't we?
 
2013-07-09 02:33:41 PM

Djorra: "Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."

Really. Dating in NYC "doesn't exist?" I find that hard to believe, ESPECIALLY if you're Miss America. Unless she has such a terrible personality that her first dates just "forget" they ever met her in the first place.


Yeah.  It's almost certainly something about her.
 
2013-07-09 02:34:01 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.

Not nearly as many as the number of women afraid to talk to an ugly man.
 
2013-07-09 02:37:15 PM

worlddan: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

You'd think, but it's amazing how many guys are afraid of talking to a pretty girl.

Not nearly as many as the number of women afraid to talk to an ugly man.


This, I have plenty of confidence and a huge cawk but still have trouble picking up womens.

FUGLY and poor.
 
2013-07-09 02:38:18 PM

ringersol: I'm going with "viral marketing".


+1
 
2013-07-09 02:43:35 PM

sedric: from what i understand there are a few gorgeous wimmins that will date an oddball, Mrs Sedric was one, here is another

[nimg.sulekha.com image 455x600]


Rock stars get gorgeous women? Who knew?
 
2013-07-09 02:43:36 PM

sedric: here is another


How interested do you think she'd have been if he wasn't rich and famous? How many similar examples do you see in the real world?

There's a very, very, very wide gap between "oddball" and "oddball who has capitalized on being odd." I imagine that Mark Mothersbaugh got lots of attention when his name, face and band became well-known, too. Before that? I don't know for sure, but I have a strong hunch.
 
2013-07-09 02:48:15 PM

jaytkay: [www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 681x1024]

/ Wow


meh! sharp knees
 
2013-07-09 02:50:11 PM

bigpete53: Jument: If she's looking for 90 seconds of disappointment (twice), I can be on the next flight to NYC.

I think you're giving yourself about 75 seconds on that one.


he is including the cuddling
 
2013-07-09 03:09:58 PM

wxboy: I wonder how much she's getting paid to raise the profile of Tinder, a site I'd never heard of before this article.

 
2013-07-09 03:13:19 PM
She's looking for a man, so.....sorry Fark. That eliminates 99.9% of males with accounts here.
 
2013-07-09 03:13:28 PM

walkerhound: wxboy: I wonder how much she's getting paid to raise the profile of Tinder, a site I'd never heard of before this article.


Hey at least you know you'll be dating someone who owns an iPhone! Kids these days.
 
2013-07-09 03:14:51 PM

Djorra: "Here's the thing about dating in New York: It doesn't exist," she said. "There's so much going on in the city, there are so many distractions that people just forget to go on a second date."

Really. Dating in NYC "doesn't exist?" I find that hard to believe, ESPECIALLY if you're Miss America. Unless she has such a terrible personality that her first dates just "forget" they ever met her in the first place.


Well, actually I've heard that from every single person I've met (male and female) who's lived in the city for at least a year. Lots of people, but a horrendous dating scene.

The consensus seems to be that it's a consequence of two things: 1) everyone's always super busy and so no one devotes the time to "date", and 2) because of the very fact that there are so many eligible singles, no on settles with a merely "good" match and everyone becomes a perfectionist looking for the perfect mate. So, ironically, everyone ends up settling for just hooking up with strange every now and again.
 
2013-07-09 03:23:10 PM
meh, not my type.
 
2013-07-09 03:31:33 PM
Okay... someone 'splain this to me here...
Miss USA... tall, gorgeous enough to win the farking miss USA title over an 50 other women and dozens more in state and regional contests, legs up to her ass, in a city of 8.245 million people, needs... a dating profile?

That's like saying Bill Gates needs a payday loan.

And don't even try that "oh guys won't talk to a pretty girl" crap... there's reasons for that... one is that for most of us regular joes the really pretty girls in their lives have been ice cold b*tches, so we don't even bother with them. I know that most aren't, because they're people like everyone else... but once burned...

Here's my suggestion for her, and for all women... if you see a guy you like, introduce yourself first - or at least put yourself in a position where he can talk to you without 4 or 5 of your girlfriends to plow through. A smile and a "hi" will open a thousand doors. With her looks it should open ten thousand.
 
2013-07-09 03:44:09 PM
Online dating helps.

From a friend:

It lets you filter out people who you otherwise might get quickly invested in but ultimately not be compatible with. I can not live with someone who has cats. I'm allergic and don't want to be bothered with an anti-feline allergy regiment.

Just put in your online profile NO CATS and why. There, done. You won't get 4 dates in, over to her house, only to discover she has 2 cats she would never part with and it is them over you anyway. Rather just avoid the scenario completely. Online dating allows for that.
 
2013-07-09 03:58:12 PM
Meh, why use a dating profile when you can just slide the biatch a Benjamin and shes out the door an hour later? No muss, no fuss, and you can eat and the sports bar for 20 bucks instead of at the fake place for $120.
 
2013-07-09 04:07:13 PM
Sharp knees.  That woman has sharp knees.  Fortunately there is something called "doggy style."
 
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