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(Reason Magazine)   Some people hoard food and water. Others hoard guns and ammunition. The former chancellor of Germany has stashed 38,000 menthol cigarettes in his home   (reason.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-09 02:28:39 PM  
5 votes:
You know who else could burn 30,000 in a day?
2013-07-09 02:17:11 PM  
4 votes:
That's pretty Kool.
2013-07-09 03:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
Imagine how old he would be now if he didn't smoke.
2013-07-09 02:36:54 PM  
3 votes:

Isitoveryet: Russ1642: ChipNASA:

I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.

me too.


Russ1642: ChipNASA:

I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.


White People Hearing.

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2013-07-09 02:31:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-09 03:31:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-09 02:30:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-09 02:26:29 PM  
2 votes:

redmid17: El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB

When I moved into my new building, I found about 50 cans of fava beans in my storage unit.


I hear they go well with liver and chianti.
2013-07-09 02:23:49 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-09 02:23:42 PM  
2 votes:
 I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH
2013-07-09 02:22:42 PM  
2 votes:
CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB
2013-07-09 02:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
BUT WHAT ABOUT GRAPE SODA?!?!?!?
2013-07-09 07:26:58 PM  
1 votes:
Another attempt at a Thousand Year Rauch?
2013-07-09 05:51:56 PM  
1 votes:

show me: Oldiron_79: uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.

What I was thinking.

My wife smokes menthols, so I'm really getting a cough out of these replies.

/non-smoker
//she doesn't smoke in the house or my car. Usually.
///couldn't you just light up a regular and put a Hall's cough drop in your mouth?


Menthols are amazing. I'm not a big smoker (more a toker) and my wife and i pick wild mint to use for tea... Fun fact -- grinding a bit of dried mint into your smoke mix makes it freaking keen menthol. Screw smokeing a regualar with a cough drop -- its like smokeing the cough drop itself. Its like sucking in a nice icey minty blast.

Menthol joints are the best. Barring that mixing your weed with cherry flavored cigars is also keen. I'm drying bear berry and willow bark and red osier dogwood bark (from new green stems not old gross rough stuff.) to try adding to my smokeing mix... Cause why not right? Native americans smoked allot more jazz than tobacco... Blueberry leaves -- they would boil their tobacco with blueberry leaves to make filler...

And as for stale smokes... Take your smoke be it cigs or cigars and set them on a high shelf in the bathroom. Have a hot shower. Like really long and really hot. shave your balls, bang your lady whatever. Long and hot. The steam will revitalize your smokes.

I quit for the summer... i felt some time off would be not a bad thing... Didn't have a problem quitting cold turkey -- but then its easy when you have no contact with the outside world...
2013-07-09 03:08:40 PM  
1 votes:

SirTanon: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 139x200]


Gentlemen.
2013-07-09 02:55:14 PM  
1 votes:
I do like a half-pack of cool, delicious menthol cigarettes over the weekend while I'm out at the bar.

Pro-tip:  If you're at a strip club, leave a pack of Newports out on the table.  Strippers will flock to you to bum a smoke.
2013-07-09 02:43:33 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: In a Post-Apocalyptic World, those will be used like cash. What does he know that we don't?


Cheese danish.
2013-07-09 02:43:31 PM  
1 votes:
My first cigs were Kool straights.  Got damned stupid smokes, why are you so delicious?

*hacks up minty lung*
2013-07-09 02:38:22 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-09 02:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.


I was thinking more like a walk in fridge.
2013-07-09 02:30:32 PM  
1 votes:

fat boy: You know who else could burn 30,000 in a day?


www.geeksofdoom.com
2013-07-09 02:26:34 PM  
1 votes:

redmid17: El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB

When I moved into my new building, I found about 50 cans of fava beans in my storage unit.


Now that slurping sound is in my head.

/I want Chianti
2013-07-09 02:22:35 PM  
1 votes:
black peoples profit
2013-07-09 02:22:28 PM  
1 votes:
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What refillable Olive Oil jugs may look like.
2013-07-09 02:22:26 PM  
1 votes:
He'll be hoarding cancer, next
2013-07-09 02:20:15 PM  
1 votes:
The European commission is hoping to ban menthol cigarettes. The proposed ban on menthol cigarettes is only the latest example of the nannying instinct exhibited by many legislators in the European Union, which has already proposed or implemented bans on unsupervised children blowing up balloons, refillable olive oil jugs, and pictures of babies on baby formula.

I know that as a waif, seeing another baby on the baby formula package caused me to consume more baby formula. I just wanted to be like that happy little crotchfruit with the rosy cheeks and bright eyes. Funny now in retrospect, that a chain smoking, alcoholic baby with extremely very early male pattern baldness like me could ever hope to be a happy and healthy child.
2013-07-09 02:16:56 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-09 02:14:30 PM  
1 votes:
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rauchen
 
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