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(Reason Magazine)   Some people hoard food and water. Others hoard guns and ammunition. The former chancellor of Germany has stashed 38,000 menthol cigarettes in his home   (reason.com) divider line 127
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2013-07-09 01:08:00 PM
Those things go stale after a while.
 
2013-07-09 01:14:21 PM
Or as some addicts would call it:  A week's supply.
 
2013-07-09 01:16:31 PM
In a Post-Apocalyptic World, those will be used like cash. What does he know that we don't?
 
2013-07-09 01:28:59 PM
I'm a little amazed a 94 year old smoker is still alive.
 
2013-07-09 01:58:23 PM

violentsalvation: I'm a little amazed a 94 year old smoker is still alive.


Good genes, I guess.
 
2013-07-09 02:14:30 PM
www.pages.drexel.edu

rauchen
 
2013-07-09 02:15:40 PM
A man after my .. cough cough .. own .. CAHHHHHHPH ..heart.
 
2013-07-09 02:16:56 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 02:17:11 PM
That's pretty Kool.
 
2013-07-09 02:18:18 PM

show me: Those things go stale after a while.


I imagine the thinking (such as it is) is that stale is better than none? At 20 per day that's "only" a 5 year supply and I imagine that staleness after 5 years would be acceptable.
 
2013-07-09 02:18:30 PM
I can't find the picture of Bart with his room full if Laramies.
 
2013-07-09 02:18:37 PM
In Philly they just found some old man in a house with over a hundred cats (many already dead) the fire marshal was quoted as saying it looked like what you imagine if a sewer line was dumping into a home for about 5 years.
 
2013-07-09 02:18:47 PM
As a "former" smoker, I can say that old cigarettes taste awful and burn like crazy.
 
2013-07-09 02:19:18 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's pretty Kool.


*shakes tiny fist*

Crushed
 
2013-07-09 02:20:15 PM
The European commission is hoping to ban menthol cigarettes. The proposed ban on menthol cigarettes is only the latest example of the nannying instinct exhibited by many legislators in the European Union, which has already proposed or implemented bans on unsupervised children blowing up balloons, refillable olive oil jugs, and pictures of babies on baby formula.

I know that as a waif, seeing another baby on the baby formula package caused me to consume more baby formula. I just wanted to be like that happy little crotchfruit with the rosy cheeks and bright eyes. Funny now in retrospect, that a chain smoking, alcoholic baby with extremely very early male pattern baldness like me could ever hope to be a happy and healthy child.
 
2013-07-09 02:21:06 PM
Important is important
 
2013-07-09 02:22:03 PM
Cigarettes are worth a lot to smokers when cigarettes are hard to come by.

/Ric-like typing detected
 
2013-07-09 02:22:12 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT GRAPE SODA?!?!?!?
 
2013-07-09 02:22:26 PM
He'll be hoarding cancer, next
 
2013-07-09 02:22:28 PM
farfalle1.files.wordpress.com

What refillable Olive Oil jugs may look like.
 
2013-07-09 02:22:35 PM
black peoples profit
 
2013-07-09 02:22:42 PM
CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB
 
2013-07-09 02:23:08 PM
This made me realize how many I must have smoked over a 20 year span. Damn!
 
2013-07-09 02:23:42 PM
 I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH
 
2013-07-09 02:23:49 PM
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2013-07-09 02:24:33 PM

El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB


When I moved into my new building, I found about 50 cans of fava beans in my storage unit.
 
2013-07-09 02:24:52 PM

Langdon Alger: I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH


7 seconds away from a tremendous simulpost.
 
2013-07-09 02:25:06 PM
Box cigarettes are stale from the start.
 
2013-07-09 02:25:18 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [farfalle1.files.wordpress.com image 300x640]

What refillable Olive Oil jugs may look like.


No wonder the EU proposed banning them. They can't hold more than an ounce or two of oyl each.
 
2013-07-09 02:26:29 PM

redmid17: El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB

When I moved into my new building, I found about 50 cans of fava beans in my storage unit.


I hear they go well with liver and chianti.
 
2013-07-09 02:26:34 PM

redmid17: El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB

When I moved into my new building, I found about 50 cans of fava beans in my storage unit.


Now that slurping sound is in my head.

/I want Chianti
 
2013-07-09 02:28:39 PM
You know who else could burn 30,000 in a day?
 
2013-07-09 02:28:50 PM

show me: Those things go stale after a while.


If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.
 
2013-07-09 02:30:04 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Box cigarettes are stale from the start.


Uh-oh! Hope this doesnt turn into another tobacco snob thread.
/thats a thing right?
 
2013-07-09 02:30:09 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 02:30:32 PM

fat boy: You know who else could burn 30,000 in a day?


www.geeksofdoom.com
 
2013-07-09 02:30:55 PM

uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.


What I was thinking.
 
2013-07-09 02:31:16 PM
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2013-07-09 02:31:20 PM

violentsalvation: I'm a little amazed a 94 year old smoker is still alive.


ubermensch
 
2013-07-09 02:31:37 PM

El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB


I wish I did that when I heard they were getting rid of OK soda.
 
2013-07-09 02:32:27 PM

bopis: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Box cigarettes are stale from the start.

Uh-oh! Hope this doesnt turn into another tobacco snob thread.
/thats a thing right?


Cigars, yea.  Cigarettes, not so much. Although, back when I was a smoker, I felt pretty fancy smoking 555 or Davidoff
 
2013-07-09 02:32:28 PM

ChipNASA:


I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.
 
2013-07-09 02:35:07 PM

uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.


I was thinking more like a walk in fridge.
 
2013-07-09 02:35:29 PM

Russ1642: ChipNASA:

I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.


me too.
 
2013-07-09 02:36:54 PM

Isitoveryet: Russ1642: ChipNASA:

I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.

me too.


Russ1642: ChipNASA:

I always thought he was saying 'coals' as in ashes.


White People Hearing.

www.polyvore.com
 
2013-07-09 02:36:59 PM

bopis: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Box cigarettes are stale from the start.

Uh-oh! Hope this doesnt turn into another tobacco snob thread.
/thats a thing right?


I'll go as snobish as American Spirit.
 
2013-07-09 02:37:32 PM

LeroyBourne: El Pachuco: CSB: High-end apartment buildings in Manhattan often have storage rooms in the basement for each apartment, each about the size of a one-car garage.  I worked for a wealthy socialite who had filled hers, floor to ceiling, with cases of original Coca-Cola when it was going to be discontinued by New Coke.

/CSB

I wish I did that when I heard they were getting rid of OK soda.


I should have done that when they were getting rid of Snapple elements drinks. Man I miss the Rain and Fire flavours.
 
2013-07-09 02:37:33 PM

wildcardjack: uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.

I was thinking more like a walk in fridge.


Fridges tend to be dryer than ambient air. A bunch of ziplock bags would be better
 
2013-07-09 02:37:50 PM

Oldiron_79: uber humper: show me: Those things go stale after a while.

If he keeps them in a humidor they would probably be alright.

What I was thinking.


My wife smokes menthols, so I'm really getting a cough out of these replies.

/non-smoker
//she doesn't smoke in the house or my car. Usually.
///couldn't you just light up a regular and put a Hall's cough drop in your mouth?
 
2013-07-09 02:38:22 PM
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