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(Politico)   12 things that are less popular than Congress. The good news for them is that the Kardashians are on the list. The bad news is that painful rectal itch isn't   (politico.com) divider line 39
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2013-07-09 11:17:32 AM  
Didn't see dog vomit or monkey puss on that list either.
 
2013-07-09 12:27:21 PM  
Stupid survey. Just two examples of what I mean:

48 percent preferred Congress over lobbyists. But Congress is what enables the lobbyists to do whatever it is the respondents don't like. If Congressmen could resist lobbyists, lobbyists couldn't be bad.

43 percent preferred Congress over playground bullies. Two things wrong here: 1) 43 percent is not very good for something like this and 2) GOP Congressmen fall into both groups, so the result is meaningless anyway.
 
2013-07-09 01:05:33 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Didn't see dog vomit or monkey puss on that list either.


I imagine monkey puss is more popular than Congress. Monkey pus on the other hand...
 
2013-07-09 01:06:02 PM  
People hate Congress but they like their Congressman. News at 11.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:03 PM  
Wow, I'm surprised people like Nickelback more than they like Congress.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:57 PM  
Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.
 
2013-07-09 01:08:16 PM  
January survey. Rectal itch is probably on the list by now.
 
2013-07-09 01:09:28 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.


I prefer a thousand nuns and orphans.
 
2013-07-09 01:11:42 PM  
How are Congressmen preferred over playground bullies?   Seems like only a matter of scale:  dollars instead of billions.
 
2013-07-09 01:14:56 PM  
 
2013-07-09 01:15:44 PM  

BitwiseShift: How are Congressmen preferred over playground bullies?   Seems like only a matter of scale:  dollars instead of billions.


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2013-07-09 01:17:55 PM  
Sticking your dick in a blender is more popular than congress
Billy Ray Cyrus singing Achy Breaky Heartis more popular than congress
Being raped by a gorilla while your mother makes pancakesis more popular than congress
 
2013-07-09 01:20:48 PM  

WTF Indeed: People hate Congress but they like their Congressman. News at 11.


It's not my Congressman that's an asshole, it's yours....
 
2013-07-09 01:21:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Sticking your dick in a blender is more popular than congress
Billy Ray Cyrus singing Achy Breaky Heartis more popular than congress
Being raped by a gorilla while your mother makes pancakesis more popular than congress


Well yeah. Pancakes.
 
2013-07-09 01:22:39 PM  
Congress is nothing more than a mild rectal itch. And you know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? You scratch it. And then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets. Until finally, you have nothing left but a raw, chafed, possibly infected anal cavity. And, then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad...and smother it.


// write that down

// not obscure, like the White Barry
 
2013-07-09 01:24:32 PM  
I have painful rectal itch so I'm getting a kick...

...wait...
 
2013-07-09 01:32:34 PM  
I like the "Who would you rather sit next to on an airplane?" type question.

Lead singer from Nickelback or your Federal Representative?
Alton Brown or Mike Rowe?
Stephen King or George Lucas?
Katie Mulgrew or Mariska Hargitay?

/I suspect Mariska has trouble with creepy people
 
2013-07-09 01:33:35 PM  
Joking aside, what does this say about the legitimacy of the current republican government? At what point does it become legitimate to say "Enough, we need to make fundamental changes"?

It's not about party, either. It's about the structure of the government itself.
 
2013-07-09 01:37:15 PM  

MrBallou: Stupid survey. Just two examples of what I mean:

48 percent preferred Congress over lobbyists. But Congress is what enables the lobbyists to do whatever it is the respondents don't like. If Congressmen could resist lobbyists, lobbyists couldn't be bad.


Also, lobbyists in and of themselves aren't bad. Lobbyist organizations are important. They allow people of similar interests to be represented and fought for. People forget that lobbyists don't just exist for oil companies and Wall Street. There are lobbyist organizations for education, the environment, youth services, gay/women's/civil rights, scientific research, firemen, etc. Lobbying can be, and often is, good. As you say, if Congress wouldn't be so corrupt, the stereotypical evil lobbyists wouldn't exist.

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2013-07-09 01:38:47 PM  

Weigard: Smeggy Smurf: Sticking your dick in a blender is more popular than congress
Billy Ray Cyrus singing Achy Breaky Heartis more popular than congress
Being raped by a gorilla while your mother makes pancakesis more popular than congress

Well yeah. Pancakes.


Not to mention gorillas only have a 1 inch dick.  Doubt it could get past my butt fat, especially after all those pancakes.
 
2013-07-09 01:47:42 PM  

Skarekrough: WTF Indeed: People hate Congress but they like their Congressman. News at 11.

It's not my Congressman that's an asshole, it's yours....


Yeah.... it's mine. People in Kentucky don't know how to vote for Congress or Senate.

/asshats
 
2013-07-09 01:48:44 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Didn't see dog vomit or monkey puss on that list either.


Monkey pus or puss? Because those are two COMPLETELY different things.

/ewwwww
 
2013-07-09 01:49:34 PM  

NullReferenceException: Weigard: Smeggy Smurf: Sticking your dick in a blender is more popular than congress
Billy Ray Cyrus singing Achy Breaky Heartis more popular than congress
Being raped by a gorilla while your mother makes pancakesis more popular than congress

Well yeah. Pancakes.

Not to mention gorillas only have a 1 inch dick.  Doubt it could get past my butt fat, especially after all those pancakes.


They make up for the length with fervor and gusto.
 
2013-07-09 01:52:57 PM  

Skarekrough: WTF Indeed: People hate Congress but they like their Congressman. News at 11.

It's not my Congressman that's an asshole, it's yours....


That's true. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2013/05/09/people-hate- congress-but-most-incumbents-get-re-elected-what-gives/

Granted while 46 percent approve of their congressman despite having an overall approval rating of 15, only 35 percent knew their congressman's name.
 
2013-07-09 01:56:13 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Monkey pus or puss? Because those are two COMPLETELY different things.


Yeah I know...preview is your friend.
 
2013-07-09 02:16:17 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: QueenMamaBee: Monkey pus or puss? Because those are two COMPLETELY different things.

Yeah I know...preview is your friend.


Monkey puss immediately made me think of this:

Now, Earl's got a wife, and we call her... Wife. We don't know her
name, because she's never really said that much. For the longest time,
we thought she could only say two words, which were "dog" and "pussy".
We thought that meant "dog" and "cat", but then we found out that what
she was really trying to say was "dog-pussy", one big hyphenated word,
which doesn't come up much in conversation, especially amongst Baptists.
We never heard her say anything other than that. You know, she works
down at... down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage
Distillery, got a good-paying job there, although she only does say
those... well that one word. And we have heard her say another thing
once, but that was a long time ago. We were sittin' around the house,
and she looked at me, and she said, "Do you ever go to make a pork
sausage, and find that it's got hairs growin' all over it?", and she
gave me a look that chills me to this day.
 
2013-07-09 02:32:34 PM  
...except for my Congressman, whom I will continue to vote for. But the other 434 Congressmen are bad, and their constituents should feel bad for continuing to vote for them.
 
2013-07-09 02:45:09 PM  
53 percent preferred Congress over the ebola virus.

Congress: Marginally more popular than a disease in which your internal organs liquify while you bleed out of your mouth nose and eyes.
 
2013-07-09 02:46:21 PM  

NullReferenceException: Weigard: Smeggy Smurf: Sticking your dick in a blender is more popular than congress
Billy Ray Cyrus singing Achy Breaky Heartis more popular than congress
Being raped by a gorilla while your mother makes pancakesis more popular than congress

Well yeah. Pancakes.

Not to mention gorillas only have a 1 inch dick.  Doubt it could get past my butt fat, especially after all those pancakes.


Fistrape
 
2013-07-09 03:32:36 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.


With a name like Painful Rectal Itch...
 
2013-07-09 03:44:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.


Well, with a name like that ...


Thanks Senator Al Franken!
 
2013-07-09 03:46:50 PM  

DeaH: Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.

With a name like Painful Rectal Itch...


Dammit!

Shakes tiny fist!
 
2013-07-09 03:48:42 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Painful Rectal Itch happens to be the tastiest jam on the market today.


I just now noticed this...You know how I know you're old?

(Season 1)
 
2013-07-09 04:30:50 PM  
In its defense, gonorrhea is easier to avoid than congress.
 
2013-07-09 07:15:09 PM  
www.thepensivecitadel.com
"There are TWELVE things that are less popular than Congress."
 
2013-07-09 10:17:53 PM  
You know who ELSE didn't like the bloody Kardashians?
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2013-07-09 11:15:28 PM  
Was painful rectal itch a hair metal band ?
 
2013-07-10 01:00:16 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Skarekrough: WTF Indeed: People hate Congress but they like their Congressman. News at 11.

It's not my Congressman that's an asshole, it's yours....

Yeah.... it's mine. People in Kentucky don't know how to vote for Congress or Senate.

/asshats


Mine too. I used to have a good one, but the state legislature redistricted him out. Now I'm stuck with a conservative republican who's been there since the 80's, and will probably die before he even thinks of retiring. Pretty damn close to it, too. But he's a very friendly person and treats constituents well, so he's never had a tough race in his life.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:23 AM  

wildcardjack: I like the "Who would you rather sit next to on an airplane?" type question.

Lead singer from Nickelback or your Federal Representative?


Chad.

Alton Brown or Mike Rowe?

Rowe

Stephen King or George Lucas?

King, and this isn't even a hard question.

Katie Mulgrew or Mariska Hargitay?

...Can I just sit in the cargo bay?

/I suspect Mariska has trouble with creepy people
 
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