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(Daily Mail)   AW who got free breast implants from the NHS in order to get more modeling jobs now wants free breast reduction surgery so she can get more modeling jobs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 184
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2013-07-09 12:51:19 PM
You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?
 
2013-07-09 12:51:50 PM
Poor thing. The highest she would've gone without the boob job is amateur car model at a car/boat show. Now she'll be lucky to get into amateur porn with those messed up knockers.
 
2013-07-09 12:58:30 PM

Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?


She's English?
 
2013-07-09 12:58:44 PM

Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?


This.
 
2013-07-09 12:59:09 PM
i think it might be her face and nasty tattoo that are holding her 'career' back
 
2013-07-09 12:59:16 PM
Ughh
 
2013-07-09 12:59:45 PM

Oldiron_79: Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?

This.


I agree.  The boobs have nothing to do with her not getting work.  It's that whole "being ugly" thing.
 
2013-07-09 01:00:00 PM
Shoulda had the work done on your busted face.
 
2013-07-09 01:00:12 PM
It's not her boobs that are stopping her from getting modeling jobs, it's her face.
 
2013-07-09 01:00:32 PM
Poor thing.  She just needs a good hairstyle, fake tan removal, a nose job, tummy tuck, butt lift, and a sharp knee reduction.
 
2013-07-09 01:00:43 PM

Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?


If she isn't getting work, she isn't a model. That's her beef.

I guess no one at the NHS had the heart to mention her face.
 
2013-07-09 01:00:44 PM
YIkes girl. It's not the boobs. Bark!
 
2013-07-09 01:00:50 PM
How about this:

She gets ONE reduced - her choice. The other remains as it is now.

She can pursue some modeling jobs with the smaller side and others with the larger side.

And she won't get any of them because unattractive.
 
2013-07-09 01:01:23 PM
Um, she's ugly even by British standards.

/British-born with a high tolerance of ugly
 
2013-07-09 01:01:23 PM
*clicks link*

...well there goes my ability to achieve erection for the next few days.
 
2013-07-09 01:01:38 PM

Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?



I thought you were being a Studman69, then I clicked the link....Your assessment is spot on.
 
/A poor model
 
2013-07-09 01:02:00 PM
I can't tell, is she British pretty?
 
2013-07-09 01:02:34 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: How about this:

She gets ONE reduced - her choice. The other remains as it is now.

She can pursue some modeling jobs with the smaller side and others with the larger side.

And she won't get any of them because unattractive.


Will they call her Biggie Smalls?
 
2013-07-09 01:02:51 PM
She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.
 
2013-07-09 01:03:01 PM
Has anyone mentioned that the rack may not have anything to do with lack of modeling jobs.
 
2013-07-09 01:03:38 PM

meat0918: Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?

She's English?


That's what you call "British Pretty"
 
2013-07-09 01:03:42 PM

DirkTheDaring: She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.


I think you got the worst of that deal
 
2013-07-09 01:03:43 PM
Is she a "was smashed in the face by a door repeatedly" model?
 
2013-07-09 01:04:10 PM
NHS pays for cosmetic surgery?
 
2013-07-09 01:04:22 PM

FarkinHostile: Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?


I thought you were being a Studman69, then I clicked the link....Your assessment is spot on.

/A poor model


yeah seriously. i kinda feel bad for her.
 
2013-07-09 01:04:26 PM
Model claims 36DD breasts are stopping her getting work

Or Maybe...It's your hideous face.
 
2013-07-09 01:04:27 PM

DirkTheDaring: She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.


"Hey ladies, want to know how to give great hand jobs? Use your mouth." - Tucker Max
 
2013-07-09 01:05:00 PM

migueldelascervezas: NHS pays for cosmetic surgery?


it's the Fail Online... don't trust their claims.
 
2013-07-09 01:05:34 PM
Pro models aren't going to have a giant tat of some barf on their stomach.  Plus, that's a Man Baby.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:01 PM
Free boob jobs in England?

This is just more evidence that we need to privatize Social Security and teach Grampa a little personal responsibility.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:11 PM
Thats a man, baby.

/ Huuuurrrrrrkkkkkk *sounds of water splashing.
// What did she model for? People who need skin grafts.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:51 PM

DrMcNinja: I can't tell, is she British pretty?


Squint your eyes. A little harder. Are they closed yet? Yes? Now she's "British pretty".
 
2013-07-09 01:06:55 PM
I'm pretty sure it is her broken farking face that is keeping her from getting modeling jobs, not her fake tits.
 
2013-07-09 01:07:06 PM

meat0918: Kazan: You know.. i am generally fine with women of lots of body shapes as long as they're reasonably fit.

but she is ugly. how is she a model?

She's English?

upload.wikimedia.org

Honestly, I could go on but this should be good enough.
 
2013-07-09 01:07:19 PM

trickymoo: / Huuuurrrrrrkkkkkk *sounds of water splashing.


Is that the sound she makes when she squirts on you?
 
2013-07-09 01:07:52 PM
The Brits are some real ugly farkers.
 
2013-07-09 01:08:00 PM

DrMcNinja: DirkTheDaring: She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.

I think you got the worst of that deal


Tell me about it. I was like, "Jeez lady, you got a bus to catch or something? It's a cock, not a butter churn!"
 
2013-07-09 01:08:50 PM
Butterface?
 
2013-07-09 01:09:07 PM
I'd it .. with a clue bat

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-09 01:09:11 PM

jst3p: DirkTheDaring: She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.

"Hey ladies, want to know how to give great hand jobs? Use your mouth." - Tucker Max


Who is Tucker Max?
 
2013-07-09 01:09:15 PM
Oh sweet jesus gawd.
 
2013-07-09 01:09:36 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

i.dailymail.co.uk


pic is borrowed
 
2013-07-09 01:09:50 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: jst3p: DirkTheDaring: She looks like the girl who gave me a handie-jay for a pack of Lucky Strikes.

"Hey ladies, want to know how to give great hand jobs? Use your mouth." - Tucker Max

Who is Tucker Max?


A pretty funny asshole that has some blog and wrote a couple books.
 
2013-07-09 01:10:36 PM
 
2013-07-09 01:11:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Tuck-tape failing! Moose-knuckles in 5-4-3-....
 
2013-07-09 01:11:32 PM
Has anyone mentioned other posters mentioning that she's ugly yet?
 
2013-07-09 01:12:15 PM
She looked better when she was front man for Dead or Alive in the 80's.

frotownrecords.com
 
2013-07-09 01:12:48 PM

talkertopc: It's not her boobs that are stopping her from getting modeling jobs, it's her face.


Exactly, but no one is going to make her believe that.
 
2013-07-09 01:12:57 PM
Well that's the problem, she should have had all 8 tits done.
 
2013-07-09 01:13:19 PM
That face looks like something from the old Soviet NHS.
 
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