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(International Business Times)   Kate Middleton is rumored to be giving birth this week-- here are 5 things you don't really need to know about the royal baby   (ibtimes.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-09 01:01:31 PM
8 votes:
Acceptable terms for the *ahem* from which the royal baby will be emerging; "The Governess," "The Kingmaker," "Her Downton Abbey," "The Chunnel," "Dame Judi Dench," "Piccadilly Cervix" and "Thomas' English Muffin."
2013-07-09 01:26:24 PM
4 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-07-09 01:51:59 PM
3 votes:
I hope it's black.
2013-07-10 08:43:36 AM
1 votes:
The London Dungeon

The London Eye

Millennium Dome

"Mind the Gap"

Oooh.. how about: The Beefeater?
2013-07-09 11:12:48 PM
1 votes:

Jamdug!: How is it formed?


Well when one of royal blood and one not of royal blood get together...
2013-07-09 10:21:41 PM
1 votes:
"you gotta see the baby !"
2013-07-09 04:10:03 PM
1 votes:
6) That vajeen's gonna be yanked wider than a manure spreader jack-knifed on the Santa Ana.
2013-07-09 03:53:20 PM
1 votes:
William was the original Lord of the Crumpets.
2013-07-09 03:23:59 PM
1 votes:
Meh.  The Royal Family is just a big tourist attraction.  An inbred, neo-Nazi attraction, but beyond that, no different than Dollywood or the World's Largest Ball of Twine.
2013-07-09 03:17:55 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Pooky: limeyfellow: Uncle Pooky: Seems like most women of my generation already act as though their impending kid will be royalty. Imagine knowing that if you're carrying a son, he actually will be the King of England someday.

That would be a surprised since she let loose ages ago it was a girl and that the constitution was changed a couple of years ago that the eldest born child, regardless of gender will be the monarch. So it is more likely we have a future Queen of England.

There's always the chance they have more than just the one kid...


Then we can have a 21st century reality show version of the Dumas novel.
2013-07-09 02:49:07 PM
1 votes:
6) If your wife/girlfriend is eagerly awaiting the Royal birth and is not British, you choose poorly.
2013-07-09 02:44:20 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure Kate will go through labour with the poise & grace - similar to someone pinching off a cucumber sandwich fart.
2013-07-09 02:44:12 PM
1 votes:
It's not mine is all I need to know.
2013-07-09 02:43:15 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Sybarite: Acceptable terms for the *ahem* from which the royal baby will be emerging; "The Governess," "The Kingmaker," "Her Downton Abbey," "The Chunnel," "Dame Judi Dench," "Piccadilly Cervix" and "Thomas' English Muffin."

How about the Tube? The Bakerloo Line? Cockfosters Road?


The M8 South?
2013-07-09 02:28:00 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: Acceptable terms for the *ahem* from which the royal baby will be emerging; "The Governess," "The Kingmaker," "Her Downton Abbey," "The Chunnel," "Dame Judi Dench," "Piccadilly Cervix" and "Thomas' English Muffin."


How about the Tube? The Bakerloo Line? Cockfosters Road?
2013-07-09 01:05:54 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: "Piccadilly Cervix"


*SNORT*
 
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