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(NPR)   Aisha Tyler - Archer's Lana Kane - is a sci-fi nerd, gamer, home-brewer and drinker of morning scotch. Oh, and she's hot. No word on her Fark handle yet   (npr.org) divider line 197
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2013-07-09 09:31:14 AM  
she may well just be the perfect woman.

/LANA!!!
 
2013-07-09 09:37:35 AM  
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION
 
2013-07-09 09:40:41 AM  
I listed that that story on my way to work this morning and it was fun and interesting. Thank you , NPR.
 
2013-07-09 09:43:39 AM  
vanessaveasley.com


Sweetheart, you can kick my ass at anything, any time and I will thank you for the experience.
 
2013-07-09 09:46:47 AM  
She really needs to get over her obsession with me.

Seriously, she should call Kenny Loggins 'cause she's in the 'Danger Zone.'
 
2013-07-09 09:54:11 AM  
Truckosaurus!
 
2013-07-09 10:20:13 AM  
So she's an alcoholic?
 
2013-07-09 10:22:03 AM  
Dangerzone
 
2013-07-09 10:33:53 AM  

make me some tea: So she's an alcoholic?



Well she also had six gummy bears.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:04 AM  
Sounds like me.  But hotter.  And blacker.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:33 AM  
There are no women on the internet.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:45 AM  
She has a podcast -- Girl on Guy -- that does, at times, really reveal her intelligence and occasional nerdiness. It's an interview show, so I don't listen to every episode but the ones I have listened to have been pretty cool. I'd recommend the Saul Williams ep.

I'll definitely check out her book, too.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:56 AM  
I loved her on The 5th Wheel.
 
2013-07-09 10:39:57 AM  
She...she is the perfect woman
 
2013-07-09 10:45:05 AM  
YUP!

/Sploosh
 
2013-07-09 10:45:16 AM  

Aarontology: Dangerzone


That's what I was thinking, there's something there that would make it not worth it
 
2013-07-09 10:47:03 AM  
She's also a Dartmouth College grad, so bleh.
 
2013-07-09 10:47:23 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Aarontology: Dangerzone

That's what I was thinking, there's something there that would make it not worth it


It's apparently the hands.
 
2013-07-09 10:47:28 AM  

SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman


Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that.
 
2013-07-09 10:47:57 AM  
She voiced one of the best episodes of Boondocks - Killer kung-fu Wolf Biatch.


/"I'm not going to tell her to leave!  She may hit me with one of them 'exploding nut-sack' techniques!"
 
2013-07-09 10:50:11 AM  

vernonFL: I listed that that story on my way to work this morning and it was fun and interesting. Thank you , NPR.


i, too, listed that that story on my way to work...
really, i did. that hostess sang the "friends" theme horribly.
and without saying so directly, basically implied if you remember a black person from "friends", it was aisha.

/haven't watched "archer"
//need to watch "archer"
///aisha is definitely HOT! and seems really down-to-earth for someone who has done so many successful things
 
2013-07-09 10:50:22 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Aarontology: Dangerzone

That's what I was thinking, there's something there that would make it not worth it


C'mon. You know it'd totally be worth it.
 
2013-07-09 10:52:04 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that

She's hotter than Tyler? Are you farking high? You can have her, hoss...

 
2013-07-09 10:52:31 AM  

Luminiferous Aether: It's apparently the hands.


Johnny Bench.
 
2013-07-09 10:52:36 AM  
Isn't she known around the business... and personally... as kind of a biatch and hard to work with?

No citations... just different stuff I heard.
 
2013-07-09 10:53:24 AM  

Aarontology: IdBeCrazyIf: Aarontology: Dangerzone

That's what I was thinking, there's something there that would make it not worth it

C'mon. You know it'd totally be worth it.


Never said it wouldn't be, but like Icarus flying near the sun at some point its going to come crashing down
 
2013-07-09 10:53:27 AM  
Hero? I'm sorry but the Hero tag, like the standing ovation, should be reserved for people who save the life of a baby or who drive in the winning run in a baseball game.
 
2013-07-09 10:54:43 AM  
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Hotter than the sun - even with those giant man-hands!
 
2013-07-09 10:59:35 AM  

oldfarthenry: [images.askmen.com image 376x490]
Hotter than the sun - even with those giant man-hands!


Gums too big. WOULD NOT HIT.
 
2013-07-09 11:00:29 AM  
Aisha Tyler's podcast is fantastic, too: girl on guy

She's everything I've ever wanted in a woman, and cooler than about 75% of my friends.
 
2013-07-09 11:02:02 AM  
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2013-07-09 11:02:48 AM  
 
2013-07-09 11:03:19 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Close but she is no Jessica Chobot


Nothing against Ms. Chobot, but you're so wrong it must physically hurt. Tyler is prettier, funnier, and more talented top to bottom.
 
2013-07-09 11:04:19 AM  
She's 6' of GAHT DAMN!
 
2013-07-09 11:04:48 AM  

Keith Moon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that

She's hotter than Tyler? Are you farking high? You can have her, hoss...


Since you messed up the HTML I am instantly right and G4 is back on the air.

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2013-07-09 11:05:03 AM  

bungle_jr:

/haven't watched "archer"



What is this? I don't even...
 
2013-07-09 11:06:36 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
I would end you all to have a piece of that.


Jessica Chobot is automatically disqualified for her association with the abomination that is ME3.
 
2013-07-09 11:07:15 AM  
Can't imagine how many controllers she accidentally breaks with those Andre the Giant mitts.
 
2013-07-09 11:08:24 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Keith Moon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that

She's hotter than Tyler? Are you farking high? You can have her, hoss...

Since you messed up the HTML I am instantly right and G4 is back on the air.

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Alright, look, we can settle this quite easily.

Send both of them naked to my room, and I'll let you know in 2-3 days.
 
2013-07-09 11:09:26 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that.


Nope, she's black and has bigger bewbies.

It's important to note that while there are lovely women of every race, some of us prefer a little higher coffee to milk ratio than others.

Hot black chicks FTW!
 
2013-07-09 11:09:28 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There are no women on the internet.



Fat white guys and cops.
 
2013-07-09 11:10:53 AM  

WippitGuud: Alright, look, we can settle this quite easily.

Send both of them naked to my room, and I'll let you know in 2-3 days.


I was going to go with a rubber pool full of 'pudding on pay per view. But I'm not selfish.

No matter who loses we all win.
 
2013-07-09 11:12:52 AM  

WippitGuud: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Keith Moon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: SmackLT: She...she is the perfect woman

Close but she is no Jessica Chobot
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I would end you all to have a piece of that

She's hotter than Tyler? Are you farking high? You can have her, hoss...

Since you messed up the HTML I am instantly right and G4 is back on the air.

[img594.imageshack.us image 640x888]

Alright, look, we can settle this quite easily.

Send both of them naked to my room, and I'll let you know in 2-3 days minutes.


/MadeThatMoreRealisticForYou
 
2013-07-09 11:13:18 AM  
I'd usually ask what cave subby has been living in but any excuse to post pics of Aisha is welcome.
 
2013-07-09 11:13:51 AM  
Oh man not only could we farm materials in WoW together,she'd totally help assuage my white guilt too!
 
2013-07-09 11:14:08 AM  

CarnySaur: She's also a Dartmouth College grad, so bleh.


So she can outdrink you too.
 
2013-07-09 11:15:39 AM  

EbolaNYC: It's important to note that while there are lovely women of every race, some of us prefer a little higher coffee to milk ratio than others.

Hot black chicks FTW!


How do you feel about her white girl nose job?
 
2013-07-09 11:16:00 AM  
Aooogah! Homina! Homina! Homina!

*cue applause*

Now for another exciting edition of the interwebby's favorite gameshow "She Neither Knows Nor Cares Of My Existence."

*Price is Right Failhorn, sound of contesntants weeping  quietly into crusty socks*
 
2013-07-09 11:17:15 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Hero? I'm sorry but the Hero tag, like the standing ovation, should be reserved for people who save the life of a baby or who drive in the winning run in a baseball game.


But she's adopted a manufactured personality. Why do you hate women?
 
2013-07-09 11:19:33 AM  

brap: Aooogah! Homina! Homina! Homina!

*cue applause*

Now for another exciting edition of the interwebby's favorite gameshow "She Neither Knows Nor Cares Of My Existence."

*Price is Right Failhorn, sound of contesntants weeping  quietly into crusty socks*


Strangely enough, until your post, WE neither knew nor cared of your existence.

Now we simply do not care.
 
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