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2013-07-09 10:06:23 AM
Ok I'll ask.  WTF?
 
2013-07-09 10:21:43 AM
I liked it. Anybody else?
 
2013-07-09 10:53:33 AM
NO. The proper response is,

"I wike tuutles".
/Fark You Kim Morris, this is not to be liked.

kimwim: I liked it. Anybody else?


Is your last name Morris?
 
2013-07-09 11:27:16 AM

kimwim: I liked it. Anybody else?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 12:05:29 PM
Hope springs a turtle.
 
2013-07-09 12:14:23 PM
So this is what this tab is all about?
 
2013-07-09 01:27:35 PM

kimwim: I liked it. Anybody else?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 01:33:49 PM

Luminiferous Aether: NO. The proper response is,

"I wike tuutles".
/Fark You Kim Morris, this is not to be liked.



i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 02:19:43 PM

FloydA: Luminiferous Aether: NO. The proper response is,

"I wike tuutles".
/Fark You Kim Morris, this is not to be liked.


[i105.photobucket.com image 500x312]


That makes me literally laugh out loud every time I see it. Grumpy turtle.
 
2013-07-09 02:31:55 PM
QueenMamaBee:

That makes me literally laugh out loud every time I see it. Grumpy turtle.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 02:32:34 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 02:33:10 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 02:33:52 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 02:44:50 PM

Popcorn Johnny: So this is what this tab is all about?


Trying to re-create threads that were epic may years ago?  Yes, somewhat.

/epic threads cannot be forced
 
2013-07-09 02:45:32 PM
* many years ago

/dammit
 
2013-07-09 03:58:13 PM

FloydA: QueenMamaBee:

That makes me literally laugh out loud every time I see it. Grumpy turtle.

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x374]


Cute!!! I hadn't seen that one before
 
2013-07-09 03:59:23 PM
funny-pics.co
 
2013-07-09 09:01:57 PM
The Turtle moves!!!


But what sex is the great Turtle!
 
2013-07-10 02:43:46 AM
Yesterday I had a horrible earache. I suppose it's better today, but now the inside of my ear itches like crazy.

I don't know which is worse.
 
2013-07-10 12:11:09 PM
Fark Us, the pieces have come together and it all makes sense now
 
2013-07-10 01:16:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Turtle moves!!!


But what sex is the great Turtle!


She's a female. But no one knows that.
 
2013-07-10 09:02:07 PM

I Like Bread: Yesterday I had a horrible earache. I suppose it's better today, but now the inside of my ear itches like crazy.

I don't know which is worse.


They hatched.
 
2013-07-10 10:27:43 PM

BraniacsDaughtr: I Like Bread: Yesterday I had a horrible earache. I suppose it's better today, but now the inside of my ear itches like crazy.

I don't know which is worse.

They hatched.


Fun fact:  Scabies are little tiny mites that lay eggs under your skin, then they hatch.  This is why your ears are itchy.  Hundreds of tiny mites hatching inside your ear canal and rustling about.

The scabies mite Sarcoptes scabiei var. hominis goes through four stages in its lifecycle: egg, larva, nymph, and adult.
Upon infesting a human host, the adult female burrows into the http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Statum_corneum&action=edit&r edlink=1" class="new" title="Statum corneum (page does not exist)">statum corneum (outermost layer of skin), where she deposits 2-3 eggs per day. These oval eggs are 0.1-0.15 millimetre (0.0039-0.0059 in) long and hatch as larvae in 3-4 days. A female can lay upto 30 eggs, then dies at end of burrow. Upon hatching, the 6-legged larvae migrate to the skin surface and then burrow into molting pouches, usually into hair follicles where vesicles form (these are shorter and smaller than the adult burrows). After 3-4 days, the larvae molt, turning into 8-legged nymphs. This form molts a second time into slightly larger nymphs, before a final molt into adult mites. Adult mites then mate when the male penetrates the molting pouch of the female. Mating occurs only once, as that one event leaves the female fertile for the rest of her life (1-2 months). The impregnated female then leaves the molting pouch in search of a suitable location for a permanent burrow. Once a site is found, the female creates her characteristic S-shaped burrow, laying eggs in the process. The female will continue lengthening her burrow and laying eggs for the duration of her life.[


Sweet dreams!
 
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