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(Daily Mail)   U.S. rethinking border fence on news that Mexico has taken over from the U.S. as the fattest nation on Earth, might go with a series of steep steps instead   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-07-09 09:30:14 AM
5 votes:
It makes sense if you think about it. The fastest ones already got into the US because the Border Patrol couldn't catch them.That leaves the fat ones.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-09 09:37:10 AM
4 votes:
Put a 2,000 mile wide treadmill along the border.
2013-07-09 09:35:13 AM
4 votes:
www.tshirt-bazaar.com
2013-07-09 10:58:02 AM
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-09 10:48:19 AM
3 votes:

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


lebensraum.
2013-07-09 11:40:18 AM
2 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123


That's harsh words to the country that gave us BOTH Ryan Styles Stiles and Colin Mochrie.


Don't make a Mochrie of his name.
2013-07-09 11:34:55 AM
2 votes:

olapbill: bungle_jr: tetsoushima: bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?

North Dakota

no i mean that other part. north north dakota.

you call it awesome.  We send you poutine and beaver tails.



You assholes sent us Justin Beiber and Celine Dion. You're lucky we haven't nuked you.
2013-07-09 11:01:01 AM
2 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-07-09 10:46:38 AM
2 votes:

bungle_jr: tetsoushima: bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?

North Dakota

no i mean that other part. north north dakota.


you call it awesome.  We send you poutine and beaver tails.
2013-07-09 03:18:26 PM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: This makes me sad. All of the Mexican women I know are slammin'!


Las mujeras son langosturas, all the meat is in the tail.
2013-07-09 01:49:31 PM
1 votes:
www.theblindcard.com

Ahhhh ... "MORE BEACHES - FEWER DRUG LORDS .. Well, more beaches for sure.

2013-07-09 01:12:44 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: LEAGUE TABLE OF OBESE NATIONSMexico - 32.8 per centUnited States - 31.8 per centSyria - 31.6 per centVenezuela, Libya - 30.8 per centTrinidad & Tobago - 30.0 per centVanuatu - 29.8 per centIraq, Argentina - 29.4 per centTurkey - 29.3per centChile - 29.1 per centCzech Republic - 28.7 per centLebanon - 28.2 per centNew Zealand, Slovenia - 27.0per centEl Salvador - 26.9per centMalta - 26.6per centPanama, Antigua - 25.8per centIsrael - 25.5per centAustralia, Saint Vincent - 25.1per centDominica - 25.0per centUK, Russia - 24.9per centHungary - 24.8per cent

Not a single Asian country. I think I know where all them skinny women are.
Also Syria? WTF? .... when I think of fatties, Syrians do not even come to mind!


They may have to re-assess Syria once the violence dies down.
The fat ones are easier targets.
2013-07-09 12:21:07 PM
1 votes:
Fence posts can now have 36 inches between them instead of 24 inches.
2013-07-09 12:15:19 PM
1 votes:
Just think they will fit in so much better if they are all fat like the average American. It is almost like learning to speak the language of gluttony.
2013-07-09 12:13:45 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: LEAGUE TABLE OF OBESE NATIONSMexico - 32.8 per centUnited States - 31.8 per centSyria - 31.6 per centVenezuela, Libya - 30.8 per centTrinidad & Tobago - 30.0 per centVanuatu - 29.8 per centIraq, Argentina - 29.4 per centTurkey - 29.3per centChile - 29.1 per centCzech Republic - 28.7 per centLebanon - 28.2 per centNew Zealand, Slovenia - 27.0per centEl Salvador - 26.9per centMalta - 26.6per centPanama, Antigua - 25.8per centIsrael - 25.5per centAustralia, Saint Vincent - 25.1per centDominica - 25.0per centUK, Russia - 24.9per centHungary - 24.8per cent

Not a single Asian country. I think I know where all them skinny women are.
Also Syria? WTF? .... when I think of fatties, Syrians do not even come to mind!


Chopsticks over shovels
2013-07-09 11:47:55 AM
1 votes:
Look at number 24 on the list.

They are in the top 25 of fattest countries, yet they are still hungary.

/yuk yuk yuk
2013-07-09 11:41:32 AM
1 votes:
bungle_jr:


but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?

East Alaska
2013-07-09 11:35:26 AM
1 votes:
I once ate at Texaco. Boy, was I gassy after that.
2013-07-09 11:30:15 AM
1 votes:
Gordita!
2013-07-09 11:28:07 AM
1 votes:
So when does Breaking Bad start up again?
2013-07-09 11:25:39 AM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: Sadly, for every hot Latina, there's 5 pear shaped and round shaped *sharpied* ones.


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occupationoforegon.files.wordpress.com

img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com

FTFY

/someone had to do it.
2013-07-09 11:14:55 AM
1 votes:

muck4doo: Primum: I've recently watched several Cartel execution videos with 2-5 victims each, where the victims are on their knees, and the executioners are standing behind with long knives, axes, and machetes ready. What crossed my mind (in addition to the extreme horror) was how chubby many of these people were. Some of the female victims were topless, too, and they had those fat-girl titties. I thought, fat people aren't that scary! And then a guy stuck a knife into the kneeling dude's neck, and I almost vomited.

Reason I won't go back to Mexico anytime soon is because of the cartels. When I was about 13 one relative in Reynosa was the care taker for one of their private clubs. We went with him to work one day,and it was awesome. Two pools, and all the latest arcade games in the game room for free. They weren't as murdery and scary back then. They had the police a lot more on the take. I know. One of my relatives was a cop there, and we all knew he was getting money from them. He's passed on since then. The escalation in violence started with the crackdown on the cartels after the PRI lost power. My second cousin illegally immigrated here from Monterrey about 3 years ago. He was a dentist there, and his son and daughter were kidnapped for ransom by one of the cartels. He paid and they sent his daughter back, but never sent his son. No one knows what happened to his son, but assumes the worst.


cn1.kaboodle.com
2013-07-09 11:08:39 AM
1 votes:
img443.imageshack.us
2013-07-09 11:03:39 AM
1 votes:
Well this should come as no surprise. I mean, look at George Zimmerman - that guy's a tub and he's a Mexican. Right?
2013-07-09 11:03:27 AM
1 votes:

Primum: I've recently watched several Cartel execution videos with 2-5 victims each, where the victims are on their knees, and the executioners are standing behind with long knives, axes, and machetes ready. What crossed my mind (in addition to the extreme horror) was how chubby many of these people were. Some of the female victims were topless, too, and they had those fat-girl titties. I thought, fat people aren't that scary! And then a guy stuck a knife into the kneeling dude's neck, and I almost vomited.


What....did GRAVY come out?!?!?!
2013-07-09 11:03:27 AM
1 votes:

might go with a series of steep steps instead


WTH, they're not Daleks.
2013-07-09 11:02:27 AM
1 votes:
First our jerbs and now this.
2013-07-09 10:50:43 AM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


"Slim & sexy", lard-ass. Why don't you join Mexico at the buffet table while Canuckistan hits on some chicks?
2013-07-09 10:45:50 AM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?



encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-07-09 10:43:58 AM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


North Dakota
 
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