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(Daily Mail)   U.S. rethinking border fence on news that Mexico has taken over from the U.S. as the fattest nation on Earth, might go with a series of steep steps instead   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 191
    More: Interesting, Mexico, Golden Corral, border fence, Vanuatu, Antigua, World Health Organisation, Malta, malnutrition  
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2013-07-09 09:30:14 AM  
It makes sense if you think about it. The fastest ones already got into the US because the Border Patrol couldn't catch them.That leaves the fat ones.
 
2013-07-09 09:35:13 AM  
www.tshirt-bazaar.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-09 09:37:10 AM  
Put a 2,000 mile wide treadmill along the border.
 
2013-07-09 09:46:05 AM  
You'd be fat too if you ate Mexican food every day! All that cheese can't be good for you.
 
2013-07-09 10:36:11 AM  
Senseless conflation is painless, eh subby?
 
2013-07-09 10:36:29 AM  
"Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.
 
2013-07-09 10:38:12 AM  

Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.


Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!
 
2013-07-09 10:39:38 AM  
The U.S. doesn't think.
It just reacts like an amoeba: stimulus-response, stimulus-response.
 
2013-07-09 10:41:05 AM  

vernonFL: You'd be fat too if you ate Mexican food every day! All that cheese can't be good for you.


"Mexican Bathtub Cheese" is the name of my punk band.
 
2013-07-09 10:41:25 AM  

vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!


yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?
 
2013-07-09 10:42:09 AM  
USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-07-09 10:42:21 AM  
Great headline, subby.  Nice!
 
2013-07-09 10:43:58 AM  

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


North Dakota
 
2013-07-09 10:44:07 AM  

vernonFL: You'd be fat too if you ate Mexican food every day! All that cheese can't be good for you.


they buy the really good frozen mexican entrees at trader jose's. at least the label assures us it's REALtm CHEESE
 
Ant
2013-07-09 10:44:52 AM  
Once a society gets past simply starving its poor to death, it moves into fattening them up with junk.
 
2013-07-09 10:45:07 AM  

tetsoushima: bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?

North Dakota


no i mean that other part. north north dakota.
 
2013-07-09 10:45:14 AM  
Fare thee well, overused *sniff* meme:
i1151.photobucket.com
DAAAAAMN, Mexico! Bin hittin' the burrito hut a little too much?
 
2013-07-09 10:45:50 AM  

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?



encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-09 10:46:37 AM  
Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country

But on a positive note, their drugs are really cheap
 
2013-07-09 10:46:38 AM  

bungle_jr: tetsoushima: bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?

North Dakota

no i mean that other part. north north dakota.


you call it awesome.  We send you poutine and beaver tails.
 
2013-07-09 10:47:14 AM  

genner: bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 278x181]


that's more like it!
 
2013-07-09 10:48:19 AM  

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


lebensraum.
 
2013-07-09 10:50:43 AM  

bungle_jr: vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!

yep

but, using this line of...um...logic...?...what do we properly call that frozen tundra north of the usa?


"Slim & sexy", lard-ass. Why don't you join Mexico at the buffet table while Canuckistan hits on some chicks?
 
2013-07-09 10:51:34 AM  
Based on my observations, primarily of Selena Gomez and Jynx Maze, their woman look pretty good.
 
2013-07-09 10:52:44 AM  
Odd, I see the occasional chubby Mexican or Hispanic person (disproportionately younger children), but I've only seen true rascal-jockeying, gunt-wallowing, TLC-sized landwhales in black or white.
 
2013-07-09 10:53:38 AM  

Just a primer for you Yankees:

Traditional Mexican food:

Emphasis on sauces, fresh ingredients, seafood, grilled meat, etc.

www.mycancuntravelguide.com

travellingspice.com



Tex-Mex:

Emphasis on CHEESE.




stellacooksdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-09 10:54:06 AM  
NAFTA is partially responsible. It put all the local farmers out of business and allowed Mexico to start importing insanely cheap high calorie foods. Every time you see a culture move away from its ethnic food to Western BS its the same thing.
 
2013-07-09 10:55:14 AM  
Cuidado! Los Gorditos del Sur!
 
2013-07-09 10:55:20 AM  
A proud day for 'murica!!!
 
2013-07-09 10:56:26 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Based on my observations, primarily of Selena Gomez and Jynx Maze, their woman look pretty good.


"their woman (sic)"?
selena, born and raised in grand prairie, tx, whose parents are both born and raised in the usa? her mother is of italian and other ancestry? who is this "their" to which you refer?

i know nothing of jynx's background.
 
2013-07-09 10:56:43 AM  

kortex: A proud day for 'murica!!!


We're number two!  We're number two!  We're number two!
Fark, yeah!
 
2013-07-09 10:57:19 AM  
I guess everybody is to blame except for the actual mexicans.
 
2013-07-09 10:57:38 AM  

bungle_jr: i know nothing of jynx's background.


Her background is her best feature.
 
2013-07-09 10:58:02 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 10:58:37 AM  

Fark It: Odd, I see the occasional chubby Mexican or Hispanic person (disproportionately younger children), but I've only seen true rascal-jockeying, gunt-wallowing, TLC-sized landwhales in black or white.


Protip: Some Mexicans are white.
 
2013-07-09 10:58:58 AM  

vernonFL: You'd be fat too if you ate Mexican food every day! All that cheese can't be good for you.


I haven't been there in over 20 years, but we(my family) used to go to Mexico all the time. I have family in Reynosa, Monterrey, and Morelia. They did not eat like that very often. Beans and Rice are a staple, as well as roasted corn on the cob. They ate a lot of roasted chicken and fish, as well as fruit and vegetables. Barbacoa was once in a while, and one relative had a ranch where she had a pig slaughtered when we went out(I remember this well.It's something you don't forget. The ranch hands were cooking and eating the blood which I thought was weird). Tacos when they were made weren't from hamburger, and on soft corn tortillas with no cheese. I don't remember having enchiladas out there. Tamales are usually only made around Christmas. Do have to re-iterate fruit was eaten a lot. Go to the central market plaza in Reynosa, and that was all you smelled. They did drink A LOT of soda though.
 
2013-07-09 11:01:01 AM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-07-09 11:02:02 AM  
I've recently watched several Cartel execution videos with 2-5 victims each, where the victims are on their knees, and the executioners are standing behind with long knives, axes, and machetes ready. What crossed my mind (in addition to the extreme horror) was how chubby many of these people were. Some of the female victims were topless, too, and they had those fat-girl titties. I thought, fat people aren't that scary! And then a guy stuck a knife into the kneeling dude's neck, and I almost vomited.
 
2013-07-09 11:02:27 AM  
First our jerbs and now this.
 
2013-07-09 11:02:36 AM  

oldfarthenry: Fare thee well, overused *sniff* meme:
i1151.photobucket.com
DAAAAAMN, Mexico! Bin hittin' the burrito hut a little too much?


i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-09 11:02:50 AM  

vernonFL: You'd be fat too if you ate Mexican food every day! All that cheese can't be good for you.


San Antonio agrees.   Everyone here is either attractive, or morbidly obese.  And we're basically part of north Mexico.
 
2013-07-09 11:03:27 AM  

might go with a series of steep steps instead


WTH, they're not Daleks.
 
2013-07-09 11:03:27 AM  

Primum: I've recently watched several Cartel execution videos with 2-5 victims each, where the victims are on their knees, and the executioners are standing behind with long knives, axes, and machetes ready. What crossed my mind (in addition to the extreme horror) was how chubby many of these people were. Some of the female victims were topless, too, and they had those fat-girl titties. I thought, fat people aren't that scary! And then a guy stuck a knife into the kneeling dude's neck, and I almost vomited.


What....did GRAVY come out?!?!?!
 
2013-07-09 11:03:39 AM  
Well this should come as no surprise. I mean, look at George Zimmerman - that guy's a tub and he's a Mexican. Right?
 
2013-07-09 11:04:34 AM  

Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.


The Mexicans are going to Portugal?
 
2013-07-09 11:05:05 AM  

vernonFL: Persnickety: "Diabetes affects one in every six adults in the South American country"

I guess those sneaky Mexicans are jumping their border to the south now to illegally emigrate to South America.

Well, "South America" is defined as everything south of America.  America being the USA, of course!


I suppose I should expect this level of geographic ignorance from the Daily Mail.

South America starts at Panama.
Central America starts at Guatemala.
Mexico is part of North America, whether we like to admit it or not.
 
2013-07-09 11:06:26 AM  

Maud Dib: Just a primer for you Yankees:Traditional Mexican food:Emphasis on sauces, fresh ingredients, seafood, grilled meat, etc.[www.mycancoontravelguide.com image 500x375][travellingspice.com image 800x517]

Tex-Mex:Emphasis on CHEESE.


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Taco Bus!
 
2013-07-09 11:06:35 AM  

Maud Dib: Just a primer for you Yankees:Traditional Mexican food:Emphasis on sauces, fresh ingredients, seafood, grilled meat, etc.[www.mycancoontravelguide.com image 500x375][travellingspice.com image 800x517]

Tex-Mex:Emphasis on CHEESE.


[stellacooksdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x635]


i'm fairly certain the person who made a comment about all that cheese did so jokingly
 
2013-07-09 11:07:04 AM  
Fast food. Is there anything it can't do?
 
2013-07-09 11:07:48 AM  
Maud Dib:
Tex-Mex:Emphasis on CHEESE.


[stellacooksdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x635]


gross! who eats that out of choice?
 
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