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(News Shopper (UK))   Fox attacks man sitting on the toilet then goes on to attack his wife and his cat.. Article is full of win with possibly the worst Photoshop of a fox attacking a man on a toilet that you'll see all day   (newsshopper.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-07-09 08:57:02 AM
blogs.ajc.com

"Yep.  We have no shame."
 
2013-07-09 09:03:13 AM
Cat: "Folks, that thing was bigger than me and I'm pretty big as you can see"
www.newsshopper.co.uk
 
2013-07-09 09:04:43 AM
"It was like a wild animal"
 
2013-07-09 09:07:06 AM
Must be nice to live in a country with no rabies.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:54 AM

Diogenes: [blogs.ajc.com image 500x281]

"Yep.  We have no shame."


Done in one.
 
2013-07-09 09:12:02 AM

bearded clamorer: "It was like a wild animal"


Noticed that, too.  Smart guy.
 
2013-07-09 09:14:38 AM
Was it an American fox with large breasts?
 
2013-07-09 09:19:25 AM
YOU BIG DUMMY
 
2013-07-09 09:20:43 AM

nekom: Was it an American fox with large breasts?


A wild and crazy fox.
 
2013-07-09 09:30:47 AM
And they actually got him to pose for their photos...with his pants down.

Classic.
 
2013-07-09 09:32:12 AM

whooter: Done in one.



Damn you.


i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 09:33:13 AM
Well, at least the fox was fair and balanced.
 
2013-07-09 09:38:22 AM
"Fox attacks man".

Man must be a democrat.
 
2013-07-09 09:44:10 AM
omg I love this country so much sometimes

Most read: dustcart overturns in Thamesmead
 
2013-07-09 09:46:41 AM
'"It locked itself onto my arm but still had the cat as well. '

what utter rubbish.

there's been a spate of these 'attacked by a fox' stories recently and I don't believe a single one of them

actually I tell a lie there was one I did believe: fox bit my Ugg boot.

well you would wouldnt you
 
2013-07-09 09:48:35 AM

doglover: Must be nice to live in a country with no rabies.


Suddenly the 'nym "doglover" takes on a much darker tone.
 
2013-07-09 10:01:50 AM
Worst ever?  Sounds like a challenge.
 
2013-07-09 10:07:31 AM

Lady J: '"It locked itself onto my arm but still had the cat as well. '

what utter rubbish.

there's been a spate of these 'attacked by a fox' stories recently and I don't believe a single one of them

actually I tell a lie there was one I did believe: fox bit my Ugg boot.

well you would wouldnt you


why is it always the lassies who are such total dumarse farktards about foxes?
 
2013-07-09 10:07:33 AM

bearded clamorer: "It was like a wild animal"


That. Hilarious.
 
2013-07-09 10:09:35 AM
furterfan:
why is it always the lassies who are such total dumarse farktards about foxes?

so you rtfa real carefully then
 
2013-07-09 10:10:19 AM
No, I think that's the best Photoshop of a re-enactment of a guy getting attacked by a fox while sitting on the crapper I'm likely to see all day week month year my lifetime.....
 
2013-07-09 10:12:58 AM
FOX NEWS DERP DERP DERP! FOX NEWS BAD!
 
2013-07-09 10:21:43 AM
I wouldn't call Monica a fox, even if she was giving Clinton a blumpkin while he was holding Socks
 
2013-07-09 10:24:52 AM

bearded clamorer: "It was like a wild animal"


Thanks for saving me the trouble.

RedForemanDumbass.jpeg
 
2013-07-09 10:31:06 AM

Lady J: furterfan:
why is it always the lassies who are such total dumarse farktards about foxes?

so you rtfa real carefully then


I read the article, and I have doubts that *everything* that he said happened, happened.

I was mainly referring to this comment
"there's been a spate of these 'attacked by a fox' stories recently and I don't believe a single one of them"

"not a single on of them"..... well aint you the great fox detective.
my guess... the nearest you've ever come to a fox is a cuddly toy
 
2013-07-09 10:36:14 AM
i266.photobucket.com
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your interest in applying for a position with MegaCorp. Although your resume is impressive and your knowledge in advanced programming a much sought after skill, we have chosen someone else for the position.

We are very sorry toilet you down. We're flushed with regret.

(Signed)
MegaCorp HR
 
2013-07-09 10:37:42 AM
Worse
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-09 10:40:22 AM
Its stuff like that, and this article in particular, that makes it hard for me to take anybody from Britland seriously
 
2013-07-09 10:42:47 AM
i40.tinypic.com

worser
 
2013-07-09 10:47:12 AM

furterfan: Lady J: furterfan:
why is it always the lassies who are such total dumarse farktards about foxes?

so you rtfa real carefully then

I read the article, and I have doubts that *everything* that he said happened, happened.

I was mainly referring to this comment
"there's been a spate of these 'attacked by a fox' stories recently and I don't believe a single one of them"

"not a single on of them"..... well aint you the great fox detective.
my guess... the nearest you've ever come to a fox is a cuddly toy


i just know how rarely they come on land
 
2013-07-09 10:48:21 AM

MyToeHurts: Its stuff like that, and this article in particular, that makes it hard for me to take anybody from Britland seriously


we're all about the lulz. who wants to be taken seriously?
 
2013-07-09 10:50:27 AM
i43.tinypic.com

worserer
 
2013-07-09 10:54:29 AM

xanadian: YOU BIG DUMMY


I think this is The Big One.
 
2013-07-09 10:55:20 AM

bearded clamorer: "It was like a wild animal"


Wow
 
2013-07-09 10:57:02 AM
"Obama sitting on a throne?!? Who does he think he is, KING?!? Up next with a special report!!"
 
2013-07-09 11:14:36 AM

mayIFark: "Fox attacks man".

Man must be a democrat.


It would have been even worse if the man had been a rino.
 
2013-07-09 11:16:43 AM

Carn: [i43.tinypic.com image 458x677]

worserer


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2013-07-09 11:26:15 AM
Subby misspelled "best"
 
2013-07-09 11:34:07 AM
Framed picture of a DNA.
 
2013-07-09 11:46:48 AM
That article has to be one of the stupidest, lamest attempts at humor that I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-09 11:51:47 AM
Sooooooo going to try to get a friend to draw it.

As porn.
 
2013-07-09 11:54:29 AM

ciberido: Carn: [i43.tinypic.com image 458x677]

worserer

Keep this handy guide in mind:
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i40.tinypic.com

might be crossing some lines now
 
2013-07-09 12:07:55 PM
One Winter day, there was a scream outside coming from the snowy rise off the patio.

My cat and a red fox were standing nose to nose.

The unnerving cry was from the fox. Not wanting to run down the hill and then up the hill over very rocky and slippery land, I first googled something. Cats are actually more dangerous to foxes, since they eat baby foxes. It didn't look like it would develop into a fight or a trip to the vet.

The two animals were the same color, and evenly matched and magnificent looking together.The staring contest lasted about five minutes. Foxes are the most feline of dogs. Very graceful.

The critter would only show up once or twice a winter.
I think my cat missed her beautiful, almost twin.
 
2013-07-09 12:41:05 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
"It's comin' right for us!", British version.
 
2013-07-09 12:42:34 PM
Did you just call me a c**t?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 02:13:51 PM
AWW look at the cute puppy.
 
2013-07-09 04:06:03 PM
Well, obviously, he was full of Democratic crap
 
2013-07-09 04:15:25 PM
Disclaimer-I LIKE the Democrats and HATE the Republicans, but hey, when you see a low hanging fruit, you pick it off, don't you?
 
2013-07-09 07:44:01 PM
Source looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing their name
 
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