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(Daily Mail)   How did Osama avoid US drones? He wore a cowboy hat. Wait, pretending to be a douche from Texas is all you need to avoid detection? Well howdy farkers   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Osama bin Laden, United States, cowboy hats, Government of Pakistan, Chinook, Abbottabad, Kuwaiti, Pakistanis  
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2013-07-09 09:21:33 AM  
6 votes:
CIA: The evidence is really strong here, Mr. President.
Bush: Yeah but...but I dunno. He's got a cowboy hat on, right?
CIA: The place is rented by an O. Bin Laden.
Bush: He could be a Texan.
CIA: The wall of the compound is surrounded by a guard of suicide bombers.
Bush: I can't get past that hat.
CIA: 8 witnesses says it was him.
Bush: He looks like he's clearing brush in that photo. How sure are you?
CIA: It's definitely him.
Bush: I'm sorry, I'm not gonna go down in history for murdering a Texan. Let him go. Besides he's in Pakistan. Osama lives in a cave in Afghanistan, not some fancy house with women.
2013-07-09 11:03:29 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-09 11:06:25 AM  
3 votes:
As if this were the only time a fake Texan douchebag put on a cowboy hat to avoid war crimes prosecution.
2013-07-09 10:08:59 AM  
2 votes:
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Yippee ki yay, mother f*cker.

2013-07-09 12:33:58 PM  
1 vote:

BitwiseShift: And they got wider the further south.

//Near the equator, they were almost 4 meters wide and needed a pair of horses, one on each side, just to keep the ends from hitting the ground.

The boots get longer too.

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2013-07-09 12:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
He kinda looks like Gabby Hayes. Full Size

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2013-07-09 10:47:39 AM  
1 vote:
Was it one of those giant foam novelty hats?

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2013-07-09 10:35:47 AM  
1 vote:
I think he just liked the chaps... Full Size
2013-07-09 09:37:16 AM  
1 vote:
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