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2013-07-09 09:09:10 AM
Both made a clean getaway.
Both made a clean getaway.Both made a clean getaway."Both made a clean getaway."

Heh.
 
2013-07-09 09:09:56 AM
Damn that complicated "cut-and-paste" function!
 
2013-07-09 09:12:29 AM
Homeowner could not describe the woman's face.
 
2013-07-09 09:13:26 AM
Dear Penthouse


I never believed this would happen to me.............
 
2013-07-09 09:15:07 AM
Yeah, that gang got me on Tuesday, Wednesday, and then again on Friday.

/old joke.
 
2013-07-09 09:18:48 AM
If they lived nearby, as the victim stated, it seems like a crime involving all stupid people.
 
2013-07-09 09:20:50 AM
When I was in high school, we were swimming at a spot outside of Austin.  Two older guys had come up and stolen our beer (it was me and a friend and two chicks).  The dudes were way bigger than us.  They basically told us they would kick our asses if we didn't give them our beer.  It was totally humiliating. We decided we wanted to leave, but we were so pissed at the two dudes, we hatched a plan similar to this. They had parked their shiatty car across from where we were sitting and one of the girls decided to take off her top and tell them to come party with her while she swam across the water, When the two guys went in, my buddy took their keys from their pile of clothes.

To make a long story short, our topless lady friend got out of the water, ran to our car and I used the keys and drove their truck into the water when they were across the water and my friend waited in his car out of site.  We never got our beer back, but we sure laughed our asses off.

This was over 20 years ago and it is fantasy and only a fool would believe it is true.
 
2013-07-09 09:22:32 AM

poe_zlaw: When I was in high school, we were swimming at a spot outside of Austin.  Two older guys had come up and stolen our beer (it was me and a friend and two chicks).  The dudes were way bigger than us.  They basically told us they would kick our asses if we didn't give them our beer.  It was totally humiliating. We decided we wanted to leave, but we were so pissed at the two dudes, we hatched a plan similar to this. They had parked their shiatty car across from where we were sitting and one of the girls decided to take off her top and tell them to come party with her while she swam across the water, When the two guys went in, my buddy took their keys from their pile of clothes.

To make a long story short, our topless lady friend got out of the water, ran to our car and I used the keys and drove their truck into the water when they were across the water and my friend waited in his car out of site.  We never got our beer back, but we sure laughed our asses off.

This was over 20 years ago and it is fantasy and only a fool would believe it is true.


I am that fool!
 
2013-07-09 09:24:08 AM
"he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195"

What kind of crappy handgun and jewelry did this guy have?
 
2013-07-09 09:24:49 AM
FTFA: The woman then asked if it would bother him if she swam in the nude

Really sounds like the set up of a bad porno script.

/yes they have scripts
 
2013-07-09 09:27:14 AM
Before: "Ooh, a guuurl! I'm gonna have me teh SECKS!!!!!"

i651.photobucket.com

After: "Hey, where'd all my stuff go? And I has no secks? Whhhhhyyyyyy?!!11"
 
2013-07-09 09:27:40 AM

Edymnion: "he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195"

What kind of crappy handgun and jewelry did this guy have?


Wallets are 2 for 5 bucks.
 
2013-07-09 09:32:34 AM
Strange women swimming around in pools is no basis for a HOA.
 
2013-07-09 10:23:18 AM
A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depotcustomers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scamwhile out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turnedout to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn'thappen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girlscome over to your caras you are packing your shopping into the trunk. Theyboth start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with theirbreasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossiblenot tolook.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead askyou for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree andthey get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with eachother.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat andperforms oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twiceon the 15th, 17th, 20th, 28th, three times just yesterday, and verylikely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some  morewallets.

Again - beware!!

/Oblig
 
2013-07-09 12:31:40 PM
At least he got to see some boobies.
 
2013-07-09 12:31:46 PM
Pretty sure we're glad there was no jpeg with this
 
2013-07-09 01:18:34 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Pretty sure we're glad there was no jpeg with this


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-09 01:52:05 PM
Back when I was in college in Austin, I had this happen to me. Me and a fellow football teammate of mine when down to the lake to do some swimming. There was already a couple of dweebs there with some reasonably good looking chicks that they had no chance with. Well we see that they had some beer, and we decide to take it, because jocks need beer more than dweebs. And what could they do about it anyway? So they biatch and moan for a few seconds until I tell them I'll kick their asses, and then they decide to leave.
Well one of the girls with them decided she rather party with us, so she takes off her top and asks us to go swimming. Well whilst I was admiring the boobies, one of those dweebs stole the keys to my awesome truck and drove it into the water, and then they all hauled ass into their car and left. That was 20 years ago, but I am still hoping I can find those bastards one day.
 
2013-07-10 01:21:30 AM
i1211.photobucket.com
 
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