poe_zlaw: When I was in high school, we were swimming at a spot outside of Austin. Two older guys had come up and stolen our beer (it was me and a friend and two chicks). The dudes were way bigger than us. They basically told us they would kick our asses if we didn't give them our beer. It was totally humiliating. We decided we wanted to leave, but we were so pissed at the two dudes, we hatched a plan similar to this. They had parked their shiatty car across from where we were sitting and one of the girls decided to take off her top and tell them to come party with her while she swam across the water, When the two guys went in, my buddy took their keys from their pile of clothes.To make a long story short, our topless lady friend got out of the water, ran to our car and I used the keys and drove their truck into the water when they were across the water and my friend waited in his car out of site. We never got our beer back, but we sure laughed our asses off.This was over 20 years ago and it is fantasy and only a fool would believe it is true.
Edymnion: "he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195"What kind of crappy handgun and jewelry did this guy have?
Clemkadidlefark: Pretty sure we're glad there was no jpeg with this
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