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(WTSP)   What is it about weed that makes you want to eat Skittles and lip off to Crazy Ass Crackers? Discuss, in today's GZ trial thread   (wtsp.com) divider line 1726
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2013-07-09 08:27:35 AM  
It always makes me play the piano really fast then jump out a window.
 
2013-07-09 08:38:16 AM  
Whatever happened to knocking out a bag of Cheetos while listening to Pink Floyd and maybe playing some video games before taking a nap. Kids today, I tell you.
 
2013-07-09 08:39:22 AM  
There is literally 3 Trayvon Martin threads in the queue to day. What the holy fark.
 
2013-07-09 08:40:12 AM  

RexTalionis: There is are literally 3 Trayvon Martin threads in the queue to day. What the holy fark.


FTFM
 
2013-07-09 08:51:40 AM  
QUAFF!
tryin to stay classy
/buuuurppp
 
2013-07-09 09:06:10 AM  
I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:25 AM  

Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.


I'm printing t-shirts already. "I Survived the Trayvon Martin Race Riots and All I Got Was this Lousy Bag of Skittles...and a Curb Stomping."
 
2013-07-09 09:17:37 AM  
creepy*
 
2013-07-09 09:19:44 AM  

Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.


If that happens, then what's the timeline?  Closing arguments tomorrow morning, then off to the jury?
 
2013-07-09 09:20:11 AM  
Wow. Never happened on one of these threads while it still had just one page.
Must be a lot of hungover farkers this morning.
 
2013-07-09 09:20:49 AM  

Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.


So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.
 
2013-07-09 09:21:59 AM  

gopher321: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

I'm printing t-shirts already. "I Survived the Trayvon Martin Race Riots and All I Got Was this Lousy Bag of Skittles...and a Curb Stomping."


Hate to be That Guy, but realistically speaking G.Z. has as much chance of getting convicted as O.J.

/Lived in SOCAL for the OJ case
//Convict OJ or let LA burn to the ground?
///You decide
 
2013-07-09 09:22:15 AM  
I really hope Zimmerman goes to jail for killing that christ-like zygote innocent babby whom he stalked while also touching himself inappropriately.
 
2013-07-09 09:22:40 AM  
OMG OMG OMG I'm gonna get on the front page.  I better use this real estate to say something valuable that will be quoted by many repliers.

I got a sun burn 3 weeks ago on my back, and while it doesn't burn anymore the areas are still sore.  I've been applying moisturizer and everything.  Help?
 
2013-07-09 09:22:46 AM  
So I participated in the CNN comments section ot their front page GZ story last night. Needless to say, people don't care about the facts or law. No amount of logic is going to calm the coming riots.
 
2013-07-09 09:23:01 AM  
Marijuana makes you paranoid. You might start to think someone was following you in the dark. Good thing the defense got this evidence entered.
 
2013-07-09 09:23:05 AM  

Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.


Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.
 
2013-07-09 09:23:15 AM  

RexTalionis: RexTalionis: There is are literally 3 Trayvon Martin threads in the queue to day. What the holy fark.

FTFM


And this is the one that got greenlit? I'd hate to see what wasn't.

I'm not gonna get sucked into this shiat today. I'm with Chris Rock. George Zimmerman can eat a dick. Hopefully in PMITA Prison.
 
2013-07-09 09:24:02 AM  

Gleeman: gopher321: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

I'm printing t-shirts already. "I Survived the Trayvon Martin Race Riots and All I Got Was this Lousy Bag of Skittles...and a Curb Stomping."

Hate to be That Guy, but realistically speaking G.Z. has as much chance of getting convicted as O.J.

/Lived in SOCAL for the OJ case
//Convict OJ or let LA burn to the ground?
///You decide


Whoops, that should have been the other way around. (Zimmeran getting off would cause the riots)
 
2013-07-09 09:24:06 AM  

RexTalionis: There is literally 3 Trayvon Martin threads in the queue to day. What the holy fark.


STAR WITNESS!!!
 
2013-07-09 09:24:10 AM  

nekom: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

If that happens, then what's the timeline?  Closing arguments tomorrow morning, then off to the jury?


Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.


If the close arguments today, I would guess closing statements tomorrow.  That could take at least two days with this judge.

Those poor farking jurors.  I don't care which side of the case you fall one - you gotta feel sorry for those poor bastards.
 
2013-07-09 09:24:33 AM  
Anyone watching this video recreation guy?  If you are an "expert" would you go to court with that hair? looks like he is either wearing a mullet toupee or is wearing toupee backwards
 
2013-07-09 09:25:04 AM  

halB: OMG OMG OMG I'm gonna get on the front page.  I better use this real estate to say something valuable that will be quoted by many repliers.

I got a sun burn 3 weeks ago on my back, and while it doesn't burn anymore the areas are still sore.  I've been applying moisturizer and everything.  Help?


Try cyanide. Good for the AWing
 
2013-07-09 09:25:10 AM  

halB: OMG OMG OMG I'm gonna get on the front page.  I better use this real estate to say something valuable that will be quoted by many repliers.

I got a sun burn 3 weeks ago on my back, and while it doesn't burn anymore the areas are still sore.  I've been applying moisturizer and everything.  Help?


soak a rag in vinegar then apply to affected areas. Also, hot water can take the burn away.
 
2013-07-09 09:25:11 AM  

KingKauff: Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.


Depends on how much they get paid here and how much they get paid at work.  I lost $167.50/day when I had jury duty.  Well, I would have if I hadn't taken a vacation day instead, but still...
 
2013-07-09 09:25:18 AM  

KingKauff: Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.

Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.


Haha what? They get paid absolute shiat and would probably like to go back to their normal lives.
 
2013-07-09 09:25:22 AM  

GehnRahl: I really hope Zimmerman goes to jail for killing that christ-like zygote innocent babby whom he stalked while also touching himself inappropriately.


*sigh* we've been over this AGAIN AND AGAIN.  Eyewitness account and physical evidence all but conclusively PROVE that he was touching himself in an appropriate manner.  Get your facts straight, please.
 
2013-07-09 09:25:54 AM  

KingKauff: Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.


I hope that's snark.

I was on one for 14 days with people who ran their own businesses or otherwise didn't get paid by work like I do.  They lost tons of money and business.
 
2013-07-09 09:26:49 AM  
I want to see him acquited just to watch Sharpton, Jackson, et al. have a conniption fit on live tv
 
2013-07-09 09:26:57 AM  
Bookmark for later
 
2013-07-09 09:27:09 AM  

WillofJ2: Anyone watching this video recreation guy?  If you are an "expert" would you go to court with that hair? looks like he is either wearing a mullet toupee or is wearing toupee backwards


Look, I can't watch the trial here at work. I am counting on you all to provide the intricate details of the hot courtroom ladies. You all have an important job, now get to it.
 
2013-07-09 09:27:27 AM  

Hermione_Granger: RexTalionis: RexTalionis: There is are literally 3 Trayvon Martin threads in the queue to day. What the holy fark.

FTFM

And this is the one that got greenlit? I'd hate to see what wasn't.

I'm not gonna get sucked into this shiat today. I'm with Chris Rock. George Zimmerman can eat a dick. Hopefully in PMITA Prison.


No, I meant, there are 3 greenlit Trayvon Martin threads already.
 
2013-07-09 09:27:43 AM  

KingKauff: I want to see him acquited just to watch Sharpton, Jackson, et al. have a conniption fit on live tv


Thankfully sharpton has his own show that he can spend as much time as he wants discussing it
 
2013-07-09 09:27:47 AM  

eyemarten: Wow. Never happened on one of these threads while it still had just one page.
Must be a lot of hungover farkers this morning.


same feeling here. I will be glad when this thing is over so we can all go back to normal threads where everybody gets along until the 3rd or 4th pages of comments.
 
2013-07-09 09:27:56 AM  

KingKauff: Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.

Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.


If they do wrap up today what's the next Nancy Grace Outrage/Orgasm case in the queue?
 
2013-07-09 09:28:00 AM  
I don't know how it works in Floriduh, but here in Jawja, we get $25/day plus work has to pay you and not make you take vacation or holiday time.

/has jury duty next month
 
2013-07-09 09:29:00 AM  
20 bucks says this guy has meth in his van, which is parked about 3 blocks away from the courthouse.
 
2013-07-09 09:29:07 AM  

KingKauff: I want to see him acquited just to watch Sharpton, Jackson, et al. have a conniption fit on live tv


That's pathetic.
 
2013-07-09 09:29:09 AM  

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

If that happens, then what's the timeline?  Closing arguments tomorrow morning, then off to the jury?

Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.

If the close arguments today, I would guess closing statements tomorrow.  That could take at least two days with this judge.

Those poor farking jurors.  I don't care which side of the case you fall one - you gotta feel sorry for those poor bastards.


They've got to be sick of hotel porn by now.
 
2013-07-09 09:29:28 AM  
Ironman
 
2013-07-09 09:29:30 AM  
im waiting for the youtube video of the "Man did you hear about this? I got jury duty and they PAID ME!!  thanks Obama! I got my ObamaJury Money!"
 
2013-07-09 09:29:36 AM  

Tom_Slick: KingKauff: Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.

Jurors will drag out deliberations as long as possible because they get paid for each day they're there.

If they do wrap up today what's the next Nancy Grace Outrage/Orgasm case in the queue?


That guy in Ohio who kept those girls in a dungeon? (Assuming he doesn't plea out)
 
2013-07-09 09:29:45 AM  

Gleeman: gopher321: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

I'm printing t-shirts already. "I Survived the Trayvon Martin Race Riots and All I Got Was this Lousy Bag of Skittles...and a Curb Stomping."

Hate to be That Guy, but realistically speaking G.Z. has as much chance of getting convicted as O.J.

/Lived in SOCAL for the OJ case
//Convict OJ or let LA burn to the ground?
///You decide


Wasn't that more about someone named Rodney King?  and the LAPD Police Dept?
 
2013-07-09 09:29:52 AM  
If they supply cellular phone evidence showing that Martin was guilty of child pornography, Zimmermandez will suddenly be hailed a hero and the Prosecution will withdraw their case.
 
2013-07-09 09:30:10 AM  

Andy Andy: Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.

Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.

So they drag it out maybe another day, then some deliberations, then the verdict read Thursday, maybe Friday?  Going to be an interesting weekend.


If they're smart, they will find a reason to hold the verdict until Monday.
 
2013-07-09 09:30:31 AM  
Can anyone explain to me how Martin having THC in his system would have any bearing on the events of that night? It stays in your system for days or weeks so you can't identify if he was intoxicated, and even if he was it's not like that is a substance associated with violent outbursts.

I definitely agree that no way is Zimmerman guilty of Murder 2 (MAYBE guilty of manslaughter or negligent homicide). The problem is that bringing up his toxology report does nothing to inform the jury of what happened that night beyond suggesting that Martin was a bad person who had previously broke the law. It would be like bringing up the accused being convicted of petty theft in a rape case or that the victim had numerous ex-boyfriends: poisoning the well with irrelevant information.
 
2013-07-09 09:30:51 AM  

Diogenes: I heard the defense might wrap up today.  I certainly hope so.
Daddy needs a new flatscreen and wants to use the rioting to cover his crime.


ObnoxiousLonghorn: So I participated in the CNN comments section ot their front page GZ story last night. Needless to say, people don't care about the facts or law. No amount of logic is going to calm the coming riots.


Zimmerman is pretty much proven to be not a racist, proven to have been put in danger of great bodily harm, and had his case dismissed originally... this whole trial is entirely a race issue driven by potus and has nothing to do with facts as is evident by the fact that all the facts have been manipulated by the press and prosecution, but nobody seems to care.
I'm keeping tabs on the case mostly because I'm in detroit every day and I will be WELL armed when the verdict is returned.  More than a murder a day even without race riots simmering.  I've seen and been through too much around hurr to not be able to protect myself.  I'm actually considering calling in sick for a day or two...
 
2013-07-09 09:30:54 AM  
Tom_Slick:If they do wrap up today what's the next Nancy Grace Outrage/Orgasm case in the queue?

Well, the jury selection for the Nadal Hasan trial is today. I can imagine that won't be very controversial, but then again, it IS Nancy Grace.
 
2013-07-09 09:31:26 AM  
It's madness, I tell you! MADNESS!!
tokesignals.com
 
2013-07-09 09:32:09 AM  
Everyone is predicting riots. I live almost next door to a Sheriff station. I will NOT be safe. They will have left to guard the rich neighborhoods, leaving a few heavily armed to guard the fortified station.

They won't be letting anyone in.

/ I live in a predominantly poor neighborhood, so yes, a lot of racial mix.
 
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