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(WTSP)   If you are the person who left this guy zip-tied to a tree at Tampa International Airport, police would like a word with you   (wtsp.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-09 08:55:24 AM  
The man, identified as 35-year-old Nicholas Candelaria, told police two people he knows robbed him of $500, his cell phone and his prescription drugs and tied him to a tree.

Maybe they're tired of being your personal airport taxi service.
 
2013-07-09 08:55:51 AM  
So near and at are now the same word?
 
2013-07-09 08:58:28 AM  
Have they checked if the TSA is missing any zip ties?
 
2013-07-09 08:59:44 AM  
Kinky...
 
2013-07-09 09:03:30 AM  

Electric_Banana: So near and at are now the same word?


"He said he tried to scream for help on airport property as he was being taken away."
 
2013-07-09 09:04:10 AM  
told police two people he knows robbed him of $500

Well this shouldn't be a very long search then.
 
2013-07-09 09:14:55 AM  
Did they ziptie his wrists together with his arms around the tree, or did they ziptie his entire body to the tree?  And where the hell would you get 9-foot-long zipties?
 
2013-07-09 09:18:52 AM  

FrancoFile: Did they ziptie his wrists together with his arms around the tree, or did they ziptie his entire body to the tree?  And where the hell would you get 9-foot-long zipties?


You can link them.
 
2013-07-09 09:36:35 AM  

FrancoFile: Did they ziptie his wrists together with his arms around the tree, or did they ziptie his entire body to the tree?  And where the hell would you get 9-foot-long zipties?


They make 5 foot cable ties here
 
2013-07-09 09:57:24 AM  

FrancoFile: Did they ziptie his wrists together with his arms around the tree, or did they ziptie his entire body to the tree?  And where the hell would you get 9-foot-long zipties?


Clearly not a bondage aficionado.
 
2013-07-09 09:59:46 AM  
The bra shaking story is better.
 
2013-07-09 10:30:57 AM  

manimal2878: The bra shaking story is better.


myself, I'm more of a "Notorious Women" Slideshow fan

mmmmmm, nope, nope, nope, nope, *gasp*, nope, nope,
 
2013-07-09 12:56:25 PM  
I never thought I'd say this, but that's a spiffy looking police car.
 
2013-07-09 01:20:30 PM  
Please do not damage the Florida trees.
 
2013-07-09 05:01:49 PM  
CSB In the 70's at college my girlfriend at the time and her roommate were
Memphis nursing students down visiting me at Ole Miss in Oxford. My girlfriend, Susan and I ate a fistful of mushrooms and went to watch Kubricks's "Clockwork Orange". The girlfriend actually came with the apartment as a friend of mine had left school and his roommate (my new roommate) had been dating the other nursing student and they were sort of a package deal. We were having way too much fun as young crazy kids tend to do, so after the movie Susan and I came home, play dress-up and were recreating scenes from the film. We were incredibly high and I had the attention span of a dog....Squirrel!
We were loud and boisterous and naked and crazy, but no sex.

After finally falling asleep, I managed to get about 3 hours sleep but had to finish a book that I had avoided reading that would be discussed the following Monday in a literature class. Saw the movie Friday,  so on Saturday I'm still dressed in bowler hat and trying desperately to concentrate. My girlfriend who was a total freak in the sack was horny and I kept pushing her away with my foot as I begged her to please let me study. She would have none of it and my roommate Lee had gone home for the weekend. He was bi-sexual and his father was actually a Mississippi state senator. The other girl had not tripped but did go with us to the show. She had slept in Lee's room and had been frustrated at all the nakedness and shenanigans going on in my room during the night. Several times the night before we had gone into her room to wrestle and jump on the bed in different costumes and various stages of undress.

Anyway (finally getting to the good bits) as I read on my bed, pretty soon both girls came into the room dressed in amazingly put together droogie outfits, They had fashioned costumes using long underwear, and white dress shirts and had put on very pair of underwear that over the thermal bottoms that Lee and I had in our drawers. They basically overpowered me and had their way with me. Susan was much taller than me and her roommate was slightly voluptuous as Lee was also a bit on the husky side. They teased and pleasured me in every imaginable way. I had 'fought' initially, but this was my first experience ever with two women. They drained every ounce of strength, lovemaking and juice that was in me. They had bound me with scarves at one point and I have to confess of being really excited in an animal-like manner.

Afterwards we drank some vodka and smoked a couple joints and it was unanimously decided we should go 'rescue' Lee by kidnapping him from his parents home which was about 45 minutes away. The ride to get him was fun. We planned our caper and we had already decided his ultimate fate would be to receive the same female tag-team that I had underwent just hours before. I went up to the large Southern home and fortunately Lee's sister came to the door, The good senator was home and several of the local fancies and hoi palloi were also in attendance. The two girls remained in the car as I was the least disheveled and most recognizable member of our raiding party. Lee was very surprised to see me as I had only been to his home on one or two other occasions AND because I had brought both of the two Northwest nursing students... who would have been considered black sheep/ bad girls by most members of Lee's family. We used some lame pretense to get him into the car, Seems like we threatened to go in and introduce ourselves to everyone if he didn't get in the car. We had tried to find handcuffs during the short planning stage of our crime, but instead patted ourselves on the back that we realized zip ties were readily available at several places along the way. We were very high, full of ourselves and in fact had discussed once we had him tied up that we would also involve nursing calves on his parents farm.

We did in fact manage to tie him to a tree where the girls kissed, tickled and sucked him until he climaxed. We told him about our calf plan which he found hilarious. We drove him home and the girls and I went back to Oxford where all three of us cuddled and snuggled. We never had a three-way or wild adventure again. None of us ever maintained any lasting relationship. I contacted Lee one time about four years after school and he had 'come out' as a gay man. This was a huge step in early 80's rural Mississippi especially with a political public figure father. He told me he loved me and all our times together except he did mention he had never told me, but he had always been a little pissed at me because I had gotten his older sister high, and had taken a bath with her and slept with her during a rain storm that had trapped her at our apartment one weekend.

The 'zip tie and tied to tree' headline reminded me of this adventure. I thank you Lee for teaching me about intolerance and love and making gayness 'okay' for me. I was young and naive and knew NOTHING about same-sex relationships prior to my first time at college. I realize few of you will ever read this thread with only 14 comments thus far. But it was cathartic and fun to remember one of the most special times in my life.
 
2013-07-09 05:41:26 PM  
I guess Peter Parker's fallen on hard times?
 
2013-07-09 09:20:57 PM  
The man, identified as 35-year-old Nicholas Candelaria, told police two people he knows knew robbed him...

Now with more accurate reporting.
 
2013-07-09 10:14:43 PM  
Was he wearing women's clothing?
 
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