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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes appears in court over the vagina-slapping bong incident   (tmz.com) divider line 44
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2013-07-09 08:24:29 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-09 08:46:35 AM

Marcus Aurelius: [25.media.tumblr.com image 464x357]


Aaaaand we're done here. Someone get the lights.
 
2013-07-09 08:58:06 AM
The Vagina-Slapping Bong Incident is a great name for a band.
 
2013-07-09 09:03:09 AM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 09:08:40 AM
So I watched 15 seconds of that. Was she drunk or High in that Vid ? Who goes to court like that ? Also is that a wig ?
 
2013-07-09 09:09:10 AM
Shakes fist at TappingTheVein, who had exactly the same thought I did.
 
2013-07-09 09:10:06 AM

TappingTheVein: The Vagina-Slapping Bong Incident is a great name for a band.


I thought it was the name of a Zappa album.
normanseeffphotography.com
 
2013-07-09 09:17:25 AM
Judges, she's not really a celebrity anymore.  Shoot her in the face and no one is going to miss her.  Treat her like a regular person and throw the book at this has been.
 
2013-07-09 09:20:26 AM
gag.
Bynes is one step from doing beast porn.
 
2013-07-09 09:37:30 AM
I have not been keeping up with Ms. Bynes' exploits...can someone update me on what a "vagina slapping bong incident" is, and where the graphic inside the MGM titlecard is from and why?

Thanks...
 
2013-07-09 09:38:40 AM
I feel ashamed admitting it, but I'd slap the hell out of her vagina if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-07-09 09:40:24 AM

TappingTheVein: The Vagina-Slapping Bong Incident is a great name for a band.


As a matter of fact, it happens to be the name of my Hole tribute band.
 
2013-07-09 10:13:14 AM

Marcus Aurelius: [25.media.tumblr.com image 464x357]


Done in one.
 
2013-07-09 10:35:12 AM
Did Drake ever murder her vagina?

/what's a Drake?
 
2013-07-09 10:38:43 AM
"She don't need Street Cred - She got Dinny Cred"
-Wakka Wakka

And there you have it.
 
2013-07-09 10:39:08 AM

LonMead: TappingTheVein: The Vagina-Slapping Bong Incident is a great name for a band.

I thought it was the name of a Zappa album.
[normanseeffphotography.com image 800x534]


Funny...it's the name of my Zappa cover band.

Mind, it's Dweezil, but it stil counts.
 
2013-07-09 11:17:06 AM

zappaisfrank: I have not been keeping up with Ms. Bynes' exploits...can someone update me on what a "vagina slapping bong incident" is, and where the graphic inside the MGM titlecard is from and why?

Thanks...


The cops raided her place, and accused her of tossing a bong out the window. She retaliated by accusing one of the cops of slapping her vagina. And I think the image is from a selfie video she took.

/Sad that I know this
 
2013-07-09 11:20:25 AM

baltimoreblonde: Sad that I know this


That's Fark for you.
 
2013-07-09 11:21:11 AM
And she showed up in a blue wig

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-07-09 11:23:00 AM

texdent: And she showed up in a blue wig

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]


Grr...I hate when idiots show up to court NOT in stuff they picked up off the floor of their hotel bedroom.
 
2013-07-09 11:27:43 AM

Crewmannumber6: Did Drake ever murder her vagina?

/what's a Drake?




A baby dragon.
 
2013-07-09 11:57:05 AM
I can tell by her Air Jordans and tank top that she takes things seriously.  The wig doesn't count because that's just too obvious.
 
2013-07-09 12:38:08 PM
Best she has looked in months.
 
2013-07-09 12:58:41 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: gag.
Bynes is one step from doing beast porn.


Yeah, but where would they find a human willing to participate?
 
2013-07-09 01:10:22 PM

MrBallou: HotIgneous Intruder: gag.
Bynes is one step from doing beast porn.

Yeah, but where would they find a human willing to participate?


Just use Bieber, it's not human.
 
2013-07-09 01:55:44 PM

texdent: And she showed up in a blue wig

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]


LOOK!!!! It's a flat Nicki Minaj!!!!
 
2013-07-09 01:58:29 PM
vagina-slapping bong incident

I saw them at Bonnaroo. They sound like REM.
 
2013-07-09 01:59:53 PM

barneyfifesbullet: vagina-slapping bong incident

I saw them at Bonnaroo. They sound like REM.


Really? I thought they sounded more like early Pearl Jam, before they got famous.
 
2013-07-09 02:39:58 PM
It's too bad police body cams aren't standard. If they were, the police could get her for the "vagina slap" accusation.
 
2013-07-09 02:54:25 PM
This wouldn't have happened if the stupid biatch had stayed in Los Angeles. Imagine calling L.A. police because you smell marijuana. They might put YOU in jail for wasting their time.
 
2013-07-09 03:10:44 PM
Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?
 
2013-07-09 03:53:29 PM

Iggie: Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?


When people use the term "vagina", they don't always mean it in an anatomically correct sense. Here endeth the lesson.
 
2013-07-09 04:01:13 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Iggie: Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?

When people use the term "vagina", they don't always mean it in an anatomically correct sense. Here endeth the lesson.


As the owner of a vagina, I really wish they *would* use it in the correct sense.

/adjusts onion on garter belt
 
2013-07-09 05:10:54 PM

PizzaJedi81: barneyfifesbullet: vagina-slapping bong incident

I saw them at Bonnaroo. They sound like REM.

Really? I thought they sounded more like early Pearl Jam, before they got famous.


Sounded more like Bingo Handjob to me....
 
2013-07-09 05:14:14 PM
Except for the blue hair she doesnt look bad. Not as bad as she usually looks. She kinda looks like old Amanda.
 
2013-07-09 05:20:35 PM

Iggie: B.L.Z. Bub: Iggie: Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?

When people use the term "vagina", they don't always mean it in an anatomically correct sense. Here endeth the lesson.

As the owner of a vagina, I really wish they *would* use it in the correct sense.

/adjusts onion on garter belt




Fine, they slapped her Mulva.
 
2013-07-09 06:41:21 PM

Iggie: B.L.Z. Bub: Iggie: Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?

When people use the term "vagina", they don't always mean it in an anatomically correct sense. Here endeth the lesson.

As the owner of a vagina, I really wish they *would* use it in the correct sense.

/adjusts onion on garter belt


I tried buying one for $20. I got slapped. Oh, she took the $20 first mind, then slapped me.
 
2013-07-09 07:25:12 PM

Iggie: B.L.Z. Bub: Iggie: Could someone please tell me how you could slap a vagina? Did the officer use his dick, a billy club, or did he just reach up in there and use her cervix as a punching bag?

When people use the term "vagina", they don't always mean it in an anatomically correct sense. Here endeth the lesson.

As the owner of a vagina, I really wish they *would* use it in the correct sense.

/adjusts onion on garter belt


Shame Cave?
 
2013-07-09 09:31:40 PM

henryhill: Best she has looked in months.


I'll second this, with the caveat that the close-ups are still a little scary.
 
2013-07-09 10:47:09 PM
"Would the defendant approach the bench please?"

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-09 11:47:35 PM

LonMead: TappingTheVein: The Vagina-Slapping Bong Incident is a great name for a band.

I thought it was the name of a Zappa album.
[normanseeffphotography.com image 800x534]


Not an album, it's a track that got cut from "Läther."
 
2013-07-10 11:47:51 AM
I'd slap her vag with my tongue.......well maybe, it might  be disease covered

/her vag not my tongue
 
2013-07-10 04:30:41 PM

OhioUGrad: I'd slap her vag with my tongue.......well maybe, it might  be disease covered

/her vag not my tongue


it would be when you got done!
 
2013-07-10 07:44:15 PM

OhioUGrad: I'd slap her vag with my tongue.......well maybe, it might  be disease covered

/her vag not my tongue



It tastes like 'Drake'.
 
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