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2013-07-09 09:10:32 AM
This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!
 
2013-07-09 09:33:11 AM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


Welp, I guess I have no reason to be here.
 
2013-07-09 09:33:30 AM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


...said Halle Berry's former partner Gabriel Aubry
 
2013-07-09 09:33:44 AM
Those are not the droids you're looking for.
 
2013-07-09 09:34:47 AM
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-07-09 09:35:19 AM
That's not an article behind a paywall. Oh actually it is
 
2013-07-09 09:37:47 AM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


You win this thread.  Thread over.
 
2013-07-09 09:37:52 AM
"X-Men star"

Really?
 
2013-07-09 09:39:09 AM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


Lights out, people. Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
 
2013-07-09 09:39:15 AM
what used halle berry panties may look like

www.halleberry.us
 
2013-07-09 09:39:32 AM

Bslim: "X-Men star"

Really?


One can mention "BAPS" in reference to Halle Berry's work only so many times.
 
2013-07-09 09:43:59 AM

kvinesknows: what used halle berry panties may look like

[www.halleberry.us image 650x670]


YES PLEASE!!!
 
2013-07-09 09:50:51 AM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


Thread over.  Last one out hit the lights.
 
2013-07-09 09:55:37 AM

kvinesknows: what used halle berry panties may look like

[www.halleberry.us image 650x670]


i412.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 10:03:03 AM
It also wasn't her dildo.

/the dildo
 
2013-07-09 10:06:17 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: That's not an article behind a paywall. Oh actually it is


If you have a script blocker (i.e. Noscript), try blocking 'sunmedia.ca'.  It SHOULD work.  Maybe.
 
2013-07-09 10:06:48 AM

EyeballKid: Those are not the droids you're looking for.


Those aren't the droids we're looking for.
 
2013-07-09 10:19:04 AM

xanadian: Dead for Tax Reasons: That's not an article behind a paywall. Oh actually it is

If you have a script blocker (i.e. Noscript), try blocking 'sunmedia.ca'.  It SHOULD work.  Maybe.


was on my phone.  the computer has it working
 
2013-07-09 10:22:34 AM
I'd contend that if she came out with her own line of tit made guacamole she'd be a zillionare
 
2013-07-09 10:26:39 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: tit made guacamole


That's the name of my Shakira cover band.
 
2013-07-09 10:46:05 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I'd contend that if she came out with her own line of tit made guacamole she'd be a zillionare


a used-panty delivery service could be a big revenue stream, too.

/ revenue is sticky
 
2013-07-09 10:52:08 AM
Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???

/ALL CAPS BECUZ I'M SHOUTING
 
2013-07-09 11:00:56 AM

cosmiquemuffin: Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???

/ALL CAPS BECUZ I'M SHOUTING


they usually list the last "successful" film they starred in

since then she has been in
perfect stranger
the things we lost in the fire
frankie and alice
new years eve
dark tide
cloud atlas
movie 43
the call


any of those even remotely successful?
 
2013-07-09 11:07:51 AM

kvinesknows: cosmiquemuffin: Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???


they usually list the last "successful" film they starred in


Yeah, they also sometimes say "Academy Award winning actress" esp if they did.  And she did.
 
2013-07-09 11:09:24 AM

cosmiquemuffin: kvinesknows: cosmiquemuffin: Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???


they usually list the last "successful" film they starred in

Yeah, they also sometimes say "Academy Award winning actress" esp if they did.  And she did.


only if she has done nothing memorable since then (usually)
 
2013-07-09 11:44:38 AM
The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...
 
2013-07-09 11:46:08 AM
<sniff>
Smells like her panties, though.
 
2013-07-09 11:48:35 AM

WippitGuud: The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...


Seriously. The biatch can't act, so might as well show off the goods that make her famous.
 
2013-07-09 11:48:47 AM
That's not a nightclub. Or CBGB's. She ain't got time for that, now.


she changed her hairstyle, so many times now
she don't know what she looks like

popped into my head
 
JRB
2013-07-09 11:49:49 AM

cosmiquemuffin: kvinesknows: cosmiquemuffin: Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???


they usually list the last "successful" film they starred in

Yeah, they also sometimes say "Academy Award winning actress" esp if they did.  And she did.


Hey, they could have easily gone with "played the titular character in 'Catwoman'"

/true in so many ways
 
2013-07-09 11:54:32 AM

Buttknuckle: WippitGuud: The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...

Seriously. The biatch can't act, so might as well show off the goods that make her famous.


Regardless of the quality of that movie, I can't ever watch it again. I watched it with my now-wife...and her parents. Uh...yeah.
 
2013-07-09 11:58:30 AM

PizzaJedi81: Buttknuckle: WippitGuud: The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...

Seriously. The biatch can't act, so might as well show off the goods that make her famous.

Regardless of the quality of that movie, I can't ever watch it again. I watched it with my now-wife...and her parents. Uh...yeah.


I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2013-07-09 11:59:18 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: PizzaJedi81: Buttknuckle: WippitGuud: The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...

Seriously. The biatch can't act, so might as well show off the goods that make her famous.

Regardless of the quality of that movie, I can't ever watch it again. I watched it with my now-wife...and her parents. Uh...yeah.

I have the weirdest boner right now


Is it bent at a 90% angle?
 
2013-07-09 12:01:15 PM
I thought it said "that is not my bush".  Was expecting a different kind of story.
 
2013-07-09 12:16:20 PM
She should have waites until after the sale to announce that someone was suckered big time.
 
2013-07-09 12:35:59 PM
Halle Berry is a very extreme case of someone getting everything in life because they're just so damned pretty. I loathe her, but even I can admit she's ridiculously attractive on the outside. She can't act worth a damn. She's a snotty primadonna. She's a narcissist whose actions make me roll my eyes or wish to actively avoid her works. She's just plain unpleasant to me. But she is very pretty... And that has gotten her an acting career, a lot of money, a lot of fame, a lot of times being let off the hook for selfish crap she has done, and a lot of awards for things she couldn't possibly have accomplished if she weren't so nicely built and willing to show it off.

Take away her looks and she's a subpar actress with an attitude problem who probably wouldn't have made it 1/4 as far as she did.

BUT... I think any idiot who would buy Halle Berry's hair brush just because it belonged to a celebrity deserves to be suckered out of their money. It's just a brush. Who cares who touched it?
 
2013-07-09 12:57:43 PM

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry is a very extreme case of someone getting everything in life because they're just so damned pretty. I loathe her, but even I can admit she's ridiculously attractive on the outside. She can't act worth a damn. She's a snotty primadonna. She's a narcissist whose actions make me roll my eyes or wish to actively avoid her works. She's just plain unpleasant to me. But she is very pretty... And that has gotten her an acting career, a lot of money, a lot of fame, a lot of times being let off the hook for selfish crap she has done, and a lot of awards for things she couldn't possibly have accomplished if she weren't so nicely built and willing to show it off.

Take away her looks and she's a subpar actress with an attitude problem who probably wouldn't have made it 1/4 as far as she did.

BUT... I think any idiot who would buy Halle Berry's hair brush just because it belonged to a celebrity deserves to be suckered out of their money. It's just a brush. Who cares who touched it?


Dave Justice-like typing detected.
 
2013-07-09 01:59:27 PM

ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry is a very extreme case of someone getting everything in life because they're just so damned pretty. I loathe her, but even I can admit she's ridiculously attractive on the outside. She can't act worth a damn. She's a snotty primadonna. She's a narcissist whose actions make me roll my eyes or wish to actively avoid her works. She's just plain unpleasant to me. But she is very pretty... And that has gotten her an acting career, a lot of money, a lot of fame, a lot of times being let off the hook for selfish crap she has done, and a lot of awards for things she couldn't possibly have accomplished if she weren't so nicely built and willing to show it off.

Take away her looks and she's a subpar actress with an attitude problem who probably wouldn't have made it 1/4 as far as she did.

BUT... I think any idiot who would buy Halle Berry's hair brush just because it belonged to a celebrity deserves to be suckered out of their money. It's just a brush. Who cares who touched it?


I think it's retarded too, but celebrity collectibles are big $...if the items WERE legit, they'd probably appreciate faster than most stock investments.

Which is sad.
 
2013-07-09 02:03:44 PM

xanadian: This is not my beautiful house!  This is not my beautiful wife!


Same as it ever was.


Thank you.
 
2013-07-09 02:25:31 PM
Sniff, sniff...

What!?! like you wouldn't.
 
2013-07-09 02:47:52 PM

wambu: <sniff>
Smells like her panties, though.


Wait....nope.  Those are his, too.
 
2013-07-09 03:11:13 PM

WippitGuud: The went-topless-in-Monster-Ball actress...


I was gonna go the "got paid an extra 250k to go topless in Swordfish actress" but yers is pithier.

/Money well spent, btw.
 
2013-07-09 05:42:52 PM
What fark happened to GIS? The only choices I get are Moderate Safe Search and Safe Search.

effn prudes
 
2013-07-09 06:04:53 PM

kvinesknows: cosmiquemuffin: Okay, I don't mind all you farkers reminding us what a luscious woman Halle is (she REALLY is) but major TORONTO SUN FAIL... her claim to fame as "X-Men star" when she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?  Seriously???

/ALL CAPS BECUZ I'M SHOUTING

they usually list the last "successful" film they starred in

since then she has been in
perfect stranger
the things we lost in the fire
frankie and alice
new years eve
dark tide
cloud atlas
movie 43
the call


any of those even remotely successful?


Who cares?

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-09 06:49:27 PM

cosmiquemuffin: she WAS THE FIRST BLACK TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS?


or as Steve Martin described it, breaking down barriers for incredibly hot women everywhere.
 
2013-07-09 07:12:05 PM

Lem Motlow: bush


Me too.
And maybe these guys too?
cache.gawker.com
 
2013-07-09 08:58:45 PM

PunGent: ZeroCorpse: Halle Berry is a very extreme case of someone getting everything in life because they're just so damned pretty. I loathe her, but even I can admit she's ridiculously attractive on the outside. She can't act worth a damn. She's a snotty primadonna. She's a narcissist whose actions make me roll my eyes or wish to actively avoid her works. She's just plain unpleasant to me. But she is very pretty... And that has gotten her an acting career, a lot of money, a lot of fame, a lot of times being let off the hook for selfish crap she has done, and a lot of awards for things she couldn't possibly have accomplished if she weren't so nicely built and willing to show it off.

Take away her looks and she's a subpar actress with an attitude problem who probably wouldn't have made it 1/4 as far as she did.

BUT... I think any idiot who would buy Halle Berry's hair brush just because it belonged to a celebrity deserves to be suckered out of their money. It's just a brush. Who cares who touched it?

I think it's retarded too, but celebrity collectibles are big $...if the items WERE legit, they'd probably appreciate faster than most stock investments.

Which is sad.


Know how I know you'll be sad and poor the rest of your life?
 
2013-07-09 10:24:18 PM
Who cares. They are SOMEONES used panties -- now lets start the damn bidding.
 
2013-07-09 10:41:30 PM

mikefinch: Who cares. They are SOMEONES used panties -- now lets start the damn bidding.


+1
 
2013-07-10 12:22:02 AM

mikefinch: Who cares. They are SOMEONES used panties -- now lets start the damn bidding.


Calm down, Quagmire.
 
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