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(YouTube)   If you had gotten the job you wanted when you were five years old, what would you be now? Subby would be a ninja-astronaut-cowboy   (youtube.com) divider line 207
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2013-07-09 05:57:25 AM  
I'd be a doctor or a veterinarian.
 
2013-07-09 06:03:17 AM  
A mad scientist. Which isn't far off.
 
2013-07-09 06:11:31 AM  
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A mercenary, and probably shot by my own troops by now.

/computers are safer
 
2013-07-09 06:39:51 AM  
a jockey.
 
2013-07-09 06:40:29 AM  
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Well I drink a lot, speak Japanese, and have no money or girlfriend to speak of.

Yeah, I guess I'm close.
 
2013-07-09 06:42:53 AM  
I wanted to be an interpreter for the U.N.

I was a weird kid.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-09 06:44:02 AM  
Exotic animal vet.

or

A Planeteer.  Hopefully one with a cool ring, like Earth.
 
2013-07-09 06:44:38 AM  

MBK: Exotic animal vet.

or

A Planeteer.  Hopefully one with a cool ring, like Earth.


Link
 
2013-07-09 06:45:11 AM  
I'd be a mob enforcer.

/ was a big fan of Luca Brasi at the time
 
2013-07-09 06:48:04 AM  

gunsmack: I'd be a mob enforcer.

/ was a big fan of Luca Brasi at the time


Did...your family let you watch the rest of the movie and see what happened to Luca?

Or did "sleeping with the fishes" sound like a fun trip to the Aquarium?
 
2013-07-09 06:50:11 AM  
I'd be a veterinarian gunslinger who spent my free time rescuing pretty girls in distress
 
2013-07-09 06:55:51 AM  
Firefighter or scientist. I did the first for seven years, the latter for 16. What do I win?
 
2013-07-09 07:00:51 AM  
A dog.
 
2013-07-09 07:05:03 AM  
I'd be a weatherman/slayer of tornadoes.

Yeah...
 
2013-07-09 07:07:41 AM  

LlamaGirl: slayer of tornadoes.


It moved.
 
2013-07-09 07:08:26 AM  

LlamaGirl: I'd be a weatherman/slayer of tornadoes.

Yeah...


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2013-07-09 07:16:53 AM  
Astronaut baseball player.
 
2013-07-09 07:18:44 AM  
All I wanted when I was a kid was to make enough money in 1 day to buy a tv.

Done.

We were poor.

/low expectations bring high surprises
 
2013-07-09 07:20:12 AM  
President... Then again, I turn 35 in 2016... Any takers?
 
2013-07-09 07:21:47 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: gunsmack: I'd be a mob enforcer.

/ was a big fan of Luca Brasi at the time

Did...your family let you watch the rest of the movie and see what happened to Luca?

Or did "sleeping with the fishes" sound like a fun trip to the Aquarium?


Saw the whole thing. Only motivated me to be a better enforcer =D
 
2013-07-09 07:24:23 AM  

RedPhoenix122: President... Then again, I turn 35 in 2016... Any takers?


More guns.
More drugs.
De-regulate bears as transportation.
Emotional damages caped at $3.50
Reality TV is illegal.
Jarts and kinder eggs are not.
 
2013-07-09 07:26:22 AM  
I'd be a private investigator or detective.  I know what's what.
 
2013-07-09 07:27:50 AM  
I'd be a bird
 
2013-07-09 07:29:15 AM  
At 5 I doubt I wanted a job. After the accident, I don't have a clear memory of what I thought back then, but I doubt I had any strong ambitions to tie myself down to a career.
 
2013-07-09 07:29:16 AM  
Nuclear physicisicisist.

/I knew how to say it, I just didn't know when to stop saying it.
 
2013-07-09 07:29:22 AM  
Batman.
 
2013-07-09 07:29:42 AM  
Unemployed
 
2013-07-09 07:29:43 AM  
Invisible and can fly.
 
2013-07-09 07:29:47 AM  
At five I think I would've settled for mommy and daddy to stop screaming at each other.
 
2013-07-09 07:30:50 AM  
First baseman for the Indians.
 
2013-07-09 07:31:01 AM  
Apparently I'd be the only mildly evil female offspring of the unholy union of Indiana Jones and Scrooge McDuck.

Oh, and a ballerina!
 
2013-07-09 07:32:59 AM  
I'd be a firefighter.  I was a volunteer for a while, but then we moved to an area with municipal fire coverage and no need for volunteers.  Oh well, engineering is cool too I guess...

/The trucks were way better at the fire department.
//And my hose was bigger.
 
2013-07-09 07:33:04 AM  
I wanted to be Nightcrawler, and I wanted to have my own room. Both had equal value in my eyes.

/bamf
 
2013-07-09 07:34:27 AM  
At 5, I wanted to be Johnny Quest
 
2013-07-09 07:34:37 AM  
I still haven't given up hope that I will be the Captain of the Federation Starship.

/Keeping the dream alive.
 
2013-07-09 07:34:42 AM  
Tornado slayer is such a real job guys. I swear
 
2013-07-09 07:34:59 AM  
Jedi or an archeologist.  Guess which decade I was 5 in.
 
2013-07-09 07:35:12 AM  
Alas, I was never able to find gainful employment as either a dinosaur or a robot.
 
2013-07-09 07:35:48 AM  
I'm going to guess that most 5 year old don't actually have concept of what a job even is.

When I ask my nephew what he wants to be when he grows up, he says wants to be a Tiger.

The first think I ever remember wanting to be was an architect, but that wasn't till middle school.
 
2013-07-09 07:36:16 AM  
Movie stuntman
 
2013-07-09 07:36:55 AM  
I wanted to play baseball like in league of their own.
 
2013-07-09 07:37:34 AM  
A girl. Not trans, just idolized my sister a bit too much.
 
2013-07-09 07:37:52 AM  
one of the thundercats.
 
2013-07-09 07:38:09 AM  
I'd be a cab driver.

I thought there was money, freedom and social interaction in it.

This was two years before Taxi Driver came out.
 
GBB
2013-07-09 07:38:12 AM  
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I'd be a dumptruck.

Seriously, I said I wanted to be a dumptruck when I grew up.
 
2013-07-09 07:39:29 AM  
I wanted to be my Dad, so I would be driving submarines. I realized in my teens that females are not allowed to serve on submarines.
 
2013-07-09 07:39:40 AM  

ksobby: First baseman for the Indians.


Still interested? Cause we still need one.
 
2013-07-09 07:39:54 AM  
I wanted to be a monster at a circus.
 
2013-07-09 07:40:01 AM  
I wanted to be a telephone lineman.

I'm an electric sign repairman. Hey, at least ended up with the bucket truck.
 
2013-07-09 07:40:34 AM  
Paleontologist... because motherfarkin' treestars, biatches.
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