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(The Morning Call)   If the strippers don't strip and all you do is talk to them about your dull life, do you owe them $7400?   (mcall.com) divider line 128
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2013-07-08 11:38:41 PM
Honestly, if state laws require pasties and bottoms to be worn, the girls should only be provided a flat rate by the club, since they shouldn't be earning money from men with hard-ons for getting naked.

Yes, that's unfair to the girls, but no nipple = no dollars.
 
2013-07-08 11:47:16 PM
A therapist would be cheaper

/for once
 
2013-07-09 12:37:29 AM
Would I be able to ask them about my fantasy draft?
 
2013-07-09 01:02:21 AM
if they aren't crying, then no
 
2013-07-09 01:06:15 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A therapist would be cheaper

/for once


Psycho the rapist would probably have been more fun.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:29 AM
What kind of crappy deal is that? Dude should have spent 17.35$ and gotten a hooker. Would have had more fun and it would have been cheaper. He only would have had to spend 20 dollars+ if he wanted a girl with teeth and all limbs still attached.
 
2013-07-09 01:06:50 AM
huh, the club is unable to provide signed receipts.

fark 'em, if he didn't sign, he doesn't have to pay.
 
2013-07-09 01:07:17 AM
Bath strip clubWell, I've heard of shower shows, but this is new to me.
 
2013-07-09 01:08:35 AM
"54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:

campusbikeshop.com

And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.
 
2013-07-09 01:10:49 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: "54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:

[campusbikeshop.com image 360x360]

And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.


Unless it's with 12 different women they can have it...
 
2013-07-09 01:11:07 AM
Quantum Apostrophe:

Hey dude, you're supposed to only shiatpost on Geek tab. Although I do appreciate the addition of anal play into your repertoire.
 
2013-07-09 01:14:12 AM
I like to pay women to talk to me and show me their hooters

bie?
eip
 
2013-07-09 01:15:49 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: "54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:



And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.


I pay extra for that.
 
2013-07-09 01:17:18 AM

MrSplifferton: huh, the club is unable to provide signed receipts.

fark 'em, if he didn't sign, he doesn't have to pay.


How in the world did this get past a Grand Jury?  Honestly, it's ridiculous that anyone is making this a criminal matter instead of a civil matter.  That said, no receipts?  Really?  Come on, DA.
 
2013-07-09 01:19:07 AM
I'm still waiting for a Brothel for the Slaking of Intellectual Lusts.

/i need to get out more
 
2013-07-09 01:20:43 AM

Heathen: if they aren't crying, then no


It's go go, not cry cry.
 
2013-07-09 01:25:10 AM
FTFA:

"None of them testified they have a psychology degree, right?" Giordano asked.

"Not that I'm aware of," Augustine conceded.


Some of them may. It's about the only decent paying work you can get with a BA in Psychology.
 
2013-07-09 01:27:30 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Quantum Apostrophe:

Hey dude, you're supposed to only shiatpost on Geek tab. Although I do appreciate the addition of anal play into your repertoire.


Good! Good. I can feel your anger. Your middle-aged manhood is sending delusion hormones to your brain. Yes, that 25 year old woman is looking at you.

Mostly because you have a bicycle pump up your arse.
 
2013-07-09 01:27:51 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: What kind of crappy deal is that? Dude should have spent 17.35$ and gotten a hooker. Would have had more fun and it would have been cheaper. He only would have had to spend 20 dollars+ if he wanted a girl with teeth and all limbs still attached.


You know with a comment like that I just have to ask..

Have you thought about writing a book on it?

'TMNRapist: For the discerning John'
 
2013-07-09 01:27:56 AM

MrSplifferton: Quantum Apostrophe: "54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:

[campusbikeshop.com image 360x360]

And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.


Unless it's with 12 different women they can have it...

The Coolidge Effect?
 
2013-07-09 01:27:58 AM
Oh, Holden Caulfield. You've let yourself go man.
 
2013-07-09 01:28:06 AM
No.

You owe them $7500 and at least a decent dinner. Two, if your life is really really dull.
 
2013-07-09 01:29:10 AM
That lap dance better come with a fully restored 1973 Pinto.
 
2013-07-09 01:29:11 AM
Detective Michael Munch said Tostevin later acknowledged that he had spent more than he told the bank, and wanted to work out a plan for paying the club some of the money.

static.tvtropes.org

Detective Munch?

//Also LOL no signed reciepts.
 
2013-07-09 01:30:17 AM
You're paying for their time.  If I did go to strip clubs, I doubt I'd spend my time pissing moaning at some chick who is, essentially, at work and will smile at your ass as long as you hand her bank notes.
 
2013-07-09 01:30:23 AM

MrSplifferton: huh, the club is unable to provide signed receipts.

fark 'em, if he didn't sign, he doesn't have to pay.


This. Too bad, so sad. Mastercard set the rules, Read 'em and weep, strip club.
 
2013-07-09 01:32:43 AM

Gyrfalcon: No.

You owe them $7500 and at least a decent dinner. Two, if your life is really really dull.


It would be a lot less dull if those strippers took their tops off.
 
2013-07-09 01:33:22 AM
I'm tired of stories at strip clubs that involve many thousands of dollars.

Get real jobs, whores. Because you are and your sexual affections aren't worth infinity per minute.

/Only been to a strip club once to buy drugs
//smelled like sadnesss
 
2013-07-09 01:36:17 AM
FTFA: The disputed charges were investigated by Tostevin's bank, First Niagara, which refused to pay them after Tattletales could not produce receipts showing he had signed for them, testified Rachel Palmer, a fraud investigator with the bank.

All the talk about what he may or may not have done with the strippers is irrelevant.  No receipts?  He walks, and the only way this should ever have come near a courtroom is with the strip club as the defendant, not the complainant.
 
2013-07-09 01:36:23 AM
They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig
 
2013-07-09 01:36:30 AM
Pathetic needs a tag.
 
2013-07-09 01:41:10 AM

fusillade762: They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig


Is there champagne in the sex room?
 
2013-07-09 01:45:29 AM

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig

Is there champagne in the sex room?


You a cop?
 
2013-07-09 01:45:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A therapist would be cheaper

/for once


Can you pull out liquor/beer in a therapists office......and will she pull our her titties to make you feel more at ease? So many "IF's"

/do the first get thrown in on a 5150 I'm guessing
 
2013-07-09 01:48:09 AM
Quantum Apostrophe:
Mostly because you have a bicycle pump up your arse.

You wish. I can't even feel those any more.
I'm a total size queen.
 
2013-07-09 01:52:23 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: What kind of crappy deal is that? Dude should have spent 17.35$ and gotten a hooker. Would have had more fun and it would have been cheaper. He only would have had to spend 20 dollars+ if he wanted a girl with teeth and all limbs still attached.


$17 dollar hookers aren't a good option when you're looking for a conversation.
 
2013-07-09 01:53:32 AM

Krieghund: $17 dollar


I should get a job at the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2013-07-09 01:57:27 AM

OhioUGrad: MaudlinMutantMollusk: A therapist would be cheaper

/for once

Can you pull out liquor/beer in a therapists office......and will she pull our her titties to make you feel more at ease? So many "IF's"

/do the first get thrown in on a 5150 I'm guessing


If you find one that will, forward her information along.
 
2013-07-09 02:00:49 AM
Sounds like an involuntary celibate.
 
2013-07-09 02:01:42 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: "54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:

[campusbikeshop.com image 360x360]

And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.


Lucky for me, I just 3D printed one of those.
 
2013-07-09 02:03:38 AM
The disputed charges were investigated by Tostevin's bank, First Niagara, which refused to pay them after Tattletales could not produce receipts showing he had signed for them, testified Rachel Palmer, a fraud investigator with the bank.

By failing to show Tostevin had endorsed the charges, Tattletales broke the rules required by MasterCard, Palmer said.


What she said.

If any company is likely to have to fight fraud claims, it's going to be a strip club.  They've gotta have all their ducks in a row, including getting the customer's signature on all receipts and keeping those signed receipts.

Having said that, $7400 over 3 days is completely doable.  At $20/song and 2.5 minutes/song, that's $480/hour to talk to a girl.  Not including tip.  Let's say a 20% tip.  That's $576 so let's round that up to $600/hour.  That's 12.3 hours over 3 days or just over 4 hours a day.  And that's not even including the champagne court surcharge.  Probably doubles the hourly rate.  Not that I would know anything about strip club pricing.  I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.

So I think it's pretty reasonable to say he could have run up $7400 over three days.  The question is whether they did anything illegal in trying to collect their money.  By the sound of it, they were doing hourly swipes of his card but weren't so diligent about getting him to sign the slips.  That's a big no-no for charges of that amount.  And they have to come into court with clean hands.  OTOH, it sounds like he'd acknowledged the debt and was trying to work out a payment plan.

I guess this could go either way.  I'm not particularly sympathetic to either side here.  On the one side, the club was probably trying to keep him from realizing how much money he was spending until they maxed out his card and couldn't get any more.  On the flip side, using strippers as therapists is just pathetic.  Their goal is to separate you from your money.  Period.  A real therapists costs a heck of a lot less and their goal is to help you resolve your problems.
 
2013-07-09 02:05:26 AM

SearchN: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig

Is there champagne in the sex room?

You a cop?


For the right price, I'll be anything you want me to be.
 
2013-07-09 02:05:37 AM

fusillade762: They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig


Heh. I got head from a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at Platinum Plus in Memphis, not even in the champagne room.
 
2013-07-09 02:14:32 AM

redmid17: OhioUGrad: MaudlinMutantMollusk: A therapist would be cheaper

/for once

Can you pull out liquor/beer in a therapists office......and will she pull our her titties to make you feel more at ease? So many "IF's"

/do the first get thrown in on a 5150 I'm guessing

If you find one that will, forward her information along.


That will give you a 5150 or let you drink.....or both?
 
2013-07-09 02:15:04 AM

Gyrfalcon: SearchN: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: They said they remained dressed during his "champagne court" sessions

There is NO sex in the champagne room.

/oblig

Is there champagne in the sex room?

You a cop?

For the right price, I'll be anything you want me to be.


Fantastic. You really should toss a dummy eip or make it public.
 
2013-07-09 02:27:04 AM

Fano: Heh. I got head from a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at Platinum Plus in Memphis, not even in the champagne room.


Yeah, I know that guy.  He does that for free if you just ask.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-09 02:30:06 AM
Stripper accepts MasterCard or visa...where do I swipe my card...
 
2013-07-09 02:31:07 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: "54-year-old Robert L. Tostevin Jr. "

See? That's middle-aged sex. Talking, moping, dreaming, (trying to) re-live the past. He's not getting an erection without one of these up his arse:

[campusbikeshop.com image 360x360]

And now cue up the usual delusional middle-aged Farkers with their plutonium-hard 50 year old penises and their twelve times a day sex life.

I lol'd
I
 
2013-07-09 02:34:56 AM
Guess its time for me to start on who would pay that much money to a stripper with her clothes on:

Mr Pewterschmidt:
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-09 02:35:46 AM
This convict:
imageshack.us
 
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