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(Fox 5 San Diego)   Tweeting 'Catch me if you can' is always the best way to avoid law enforcement   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, law enforcements, fugitives  
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4360 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2013 at 8:36 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-08 08:43:29 PM  
3 votes:
Please don't be black, Please don't be black,  Please don't be black...


2013-07-08 09:58:48 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: [ image 468x475]

"Is that right?"

My favorite joke from that movie?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Go fark yourself.
2013-07-08 09:12:50 PM  
2 votes:

BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

2013-07-08 08:38:28 PM  
2 votes:
Would you like to hear a joke?
2013-07-08 09:27:07 PM  
1 vote:

weltallica: Please don't be black, Please don't be black,  Please don't be black...



Dude, are you serious?! That is one of the most stereotypical poorly educated middle-aged white broad crimes I've ever heard of.

The fact that her mugshot wasn't a Glamorshot of her with feathered hair while wearing a rhinestone studded denim ensemble that somehow referenced her deep love of her Pontiac Grand Am or LeBaron convertible is what's amazing about this story.
2013-07-08 08:56:23 PM  
1 vote:
"Catch me if you can!"

2013-07-08 08:46:04 PM  
1 vote:
Especially when you don't turn off GPS and your tweet gets geotagged
2013-07-08 08:40:51 PM  
1 vote:

"Is that right?"

2013-07-08 08:39:39 PM  
1 vote:
the Computer and Technology Crime High-Tech Response Team a couple of geeks the cops offered some pot to in exchange for tracking the chick down

There, FTFY.
2013-07-08 08:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
She's not the brightest crayon in the box is she?
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