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(Fox 5 San Diego)   Tweeting 'Catch me if you can' is always the best way to avoid law enforcement   (fox5sandiego.com) divider line 51
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2013-07-08 08:38:28 PM  
Would you like to hear a joke?
 
2013-07-08 08:39:21 PM  
She's not the brightest crayon in the box is she?
 
2013-07-08 08:39:39 PM  
the Computer and Technology Crime High-Tech Response Team a couple of geeks the cops offered some pot to in exchange for tracking the chick down

There, FTFY.
 
2013-07-08 08:40:51 PM  
deadcurious.com

"Is that right?"
 
2013-07-08 08:43:29 PM  
Please don't be black, Please don't be black,  Please don't be black...

...


YES!

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-08 08:45:23 PM  
Clearly she was behind only six proxies.
 
2013-07-08 08:45:37 PM  
She wasn't hiding behind seven proxies?
 
2013-07-08 08:46:00 PM  
So. I guess they can.
 
2013-07-08 08:46:00 PM  
Wanda Podgurski

I remember when she prevented the aliens from winning Wimbledon.
 
2013-07-08 08:46:04 PM  
Especially when you don't turn off GPS and your tweet gets geotagged
 
2013-07-08 08:47:56 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-07-08 08:48:20 PM  
Damn white woman, leave that sh*t to those people......
 
2013-07-08 08:50:41 PM  
weltallica Please don't be black

ha-I'd have wished for World Peace, but I'm glad yours came true anyway...

dammit subby i had a far better headline about her trail gone Frosty, & Christmas in July...i hope you'e happy
 
2013-07-08 08:53:15 PM  
I call "bullshiat" on this one.

She looks too old to know what a 'tweet' is.
 
2013-07-08 08:56:23 PM  
"Catch me if you can!"

"Okay."
 
2013-07-08 09:10:35 PM  
Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.
 
2013-07-08 09:12:50 PM  

BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.


Politicians?
 
2013-07-08 09:14:07 PM  
Achievement Unlocked !
 
2013-07-08 09:16:13 PM  
Assume it was not Baja Oklahoma, because Texas uses the same currency as San Diego and watches the same TV except for the Lakers games.
 
2013-07-08 09:19:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call "bullshiat" on this one.

She looks too old to know what a 'tweet' is.


This
 
2013-07-08 09:20:00 PM  
Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......
 
2013-07-08 09:23:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

Politicians?


Insurance companies?
 
2013-07-08 09:25:28 PM  

KimNorth: Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......


You mean Drew?
 
2013-07-08 09:26:18 PM  
Sweetie?  Not only did you screw the pooch, but you made a point of letting it sh*t on the courthouse lawn first.  How's that clinical narcissism working out?
 
2013-07-08 09:27:07 PM  

weltallica: Please don't be black, Please don't be black,  Please don't be black...

...

YES!


Dude, are you serious?! That is one of the most stereotypical poorly educated middle-aged white broad crimes I've ever heard of.

The fact that her mugshot wasn't a Glamorshot of her with feathered hair while wearing a rhinestone studded denim ensemble that somehow referenced her deep love of her Pontiac Grand Am or LeBaron convertible is what's amazing about this story.
 
2013-07-08 09:28:01 PM  

Glendale: KimNorth: Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......

You mean Drew?


They rotate out all the buzzfeed stuff every time you refresh the main page.  And it's mostly elephant poo.  Click on them!  Pay bills!
 
2013-07-08 09:28:28 PM  

p the boiler: Gordon Bennett: BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

Politicians?

Insurance companies?


The Supreme Court?

Mega-corporations?
 
2013-07-08 09:29:57 PM  

IamAwake: p the boiler: Gordon Bennett: BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

Politicians?

Insurance companies?

The Supreme Court?

Mega-corporations?


Congressmen?  CEOs?  Lobbyists?  Union club luncheon attendees?
 
2013-07-08 09:30:23 PM  

Glendale: KimNorth: Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......

You mean Drew?


You think? I was thinking some mod....You have his number call him for me tell him I'm sick of looking at it. I can't be the only one.
Thank you in advance :)
 
2013-07-08 09:33:20 PM  

bunner: Glendale: KimNorth: Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......

You mean Drew?

They rotate out all the buzzfeed stuff every time you refresh the main page.  And it's mostly elephant poo.  Click on them!  Pay bills!


Okay if it means it will go away...I do click them most the time, just was not interested in this one and yet it keeps following me. Good to know.
 
2013-07-08 09:41:34 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: The fact that her mugshot wasn't a Glamorshot of her with feathered hair while wearing a rhinestone studded denim ensemble that somehow referenced her deep love of her Pontiac Grand Am or LeBaron convertible is what's amazing about this story.

Now that's good. Take notice unfunny Farkers.
 
2013-07-08 09:41:40 PM  

KimNorth: bunner: Glendale: KimNorth: Can someone please catch the person who has kept the:

AMUSING13 Things You Didn't Know About Roller Derby(Featured Partner)

Posted for the last two weeks it makes me want to cry.......

You mean Drew?

They rotate out all the buzzfeed stuff every time you refresh the main page.  And it's mostly elephant poo.  Click on them!  Pay bills!

Okay if it means it will go away...I do click them most the time, just was not interested in this one and yet it keeps following me. Good to know.


Nooooooooo don't click them!
 
2013-07-08 09:43:03 PM  
Repeat? I remember reading a fark thread about a month ago about someone tweeting the same comments.
 
2013-07-08 09:44:00 PM  

Apos: [deadcurious.com image 468x475]

"Is that right?"


I concur.
 
2013-07-08 09:46:10 PM  

BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.


But you're okay with 20+ years in prison for ripping off insurance corporations for .6 mill (that's point-six) and a year for rape, three to seven for murder (I know a person personally who did 4 for killing someone while under the influence, so yes, that is accurate)?

I don't agree with, justify, or believe there is any excuse for her behavior, but when actual violent crime doesn't get sentences like that in this country, there is no excuse or reason why insurance fraud should.
 
2013-07-08 09:47:29 PM  
Biatch police never gonna ...
 
2013-07-08 09:51:47 PM  

Aigoo: BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

But you're okay with 20+ years in prison for ripping off insurance corporations for .6 mill (that's point-six) and a year for rape, three to seven for murder (I know a person personally who did 4 for killing someone while under the influence, so yes, that is accurate)?

I don't agree with, justify, or believe there is any excuse for her behavior, but when actual violent crime doesn't get sentences like that in this country, there is no excuse or reason why insurance fraud should.


Thug morons are just chow for the maw.  And their victims?  Collateral damage. Start letting people get away with corporate crime without the proper credentials and you got a problem.
 
2013-07-08 09:58:48 PM  

Apos: [deadcurious.com image 468x475]

"Is that right?"


My favorite joke from that movie?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Go fark yourself.
 
2013-07-08 10:24:42 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: weltallica: Please don't be black, Please don't be black,  Please don't be black...

...

YES!

Dude, are you serious?! That is one of the most stereotypical poorly educated middle-aged white broad crimes I've ever heard of.

The fact that her mugshot wasn't a Glamorshot of her with feathered hair while wearing a rhinestone studded denim ensemble that somehow referenced her deep love of her Pontiac Grand Am or LeBaron convertible is what's amazing about this story.


I used to work with a poorly educated middle-aged white woman that loved her LeBaron convertible,back in the late 80's early 90's. She had feathered hair, too. I didn't know that was a thing!
She was nice, I liked her.
 
2013-07-08 10:31:21 PM  

chookbillion: I used to work with a poorly educated middle-aged white woman that loved her LeBaron convertible,back in the late 80's early 90's. She had feathered hair, too. I didn't know that was a thing!
She was nice, I liked her.


I think that's called "fashion" and that changes with the times and prominent brand names.  I guess the not-from-a-hipster-point-of-view version today would be some chick with a New Version VW Beetle, striped emo bangs and an iPhone 4 playing Selena Gomez while she's in line at an ATM.
 
2013-07-08 10:49:35 PM  

Aigoo: BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.

But you're okay with 20+ years in prison for ripping off insurance corporations for .6 mill (that's point-six) and a year for rape, three to seven for murder (I know a person personally who did 4 for killing someone while under the influence, so yes, that is accurate)?

I don't agree with, justify, or believe there is any excuse for her behavior, but when actual violent crime doesn't get sentences like that in this country, there is no excuse or reason why insurance fraud should.


Are you sure that I'm okay with those things?
 
2013-07-08 10:51:18 PM  
Not exactly Zodiac.
 
2013-07-08 11:07:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call "bullshiat" on this one.

She looks too old to know what a 'tweet' is.


Dude, my aged grandmother knows what a "tweet" is.

It's not like it isn't all over the news.
 
2013-07-08 11:31:49 PM  

Aigoo: But you're okay with 20+ years in prison for ripping off insurance corporations for .6 mill (that's point-six) and a year for rape, three to seven for murder (I know a person personally who did 4 for killing someone while under the influence, so yes, that is accurate)?


Pretty sure most folks that I've talked to would like to see sentence lengths increased for rape, murder, and crimes against children.   Most folks would like to see minor non-violent offenders sentenced to less time (gambling, prostitution, drug possession...)

I do like to see white collar criminals that steal $500,000 or $10 million or more to be put in jail for serious time too.  When a guy steals a million from his company and given 30 days and asked to pay the money back for his crime, then that's just a joke.  If he doesn't get caught, he keeps the money, if does get caught, he just pays the money back and keeps on living in his mansion.
 
2013-07-08 11:43:08 PM  
Cree.py. Use your Google-fu.
It is as it says it is.
Bottom line: Twitter is not your friend.
 
2013-07-08 11:43:43 PM  

sandbar67: Especially when you don't turn off GPS and your tweet gets geotagged


FWIW: it's never a good idea to taunt law enforcement. They have a tendency to make it personal.

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.
 
2013-07-09 12:35:16 AM  

Aigoo: But you're okay with 20+ years in prison for ripping off insurance corporations for .6 mi


She was convicted of 29 counts.  If she had scammed one company and sat at home getting checks instead of going on a 5 year crime spree, it would have have been a little less than 20 years.  And yeah, I'm okay with that.
 
2013-07-09 12:38:48 AM  
Podgurski - who was out of custody on $500,000 bail during her two- month trial - failed to show up when the verdict was read in her case in January. She was sentenced in absentia last month to 20 years and four months in state prison.

Podgurski faces an additional two years and eight months in prison if convicted of the latest charges.


Jerry Brown is under court order to lighten ship by 10,000 prison inmates, who he claims will be "non-violent". She'll be out in no time.
 
2013-07-09 01:09:28 AM  
www.nationofblue.com

"Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!"
 
2013-07-09 08:55:55 AM  

BigNumber12: Good. Hopefully she'll die in there before costing us too much money. I have nothing but contempt for people who not only contribute nothing to the advancement of civilization, but actively and proudly loot it and contribute to its failure.



You mean, Congress?
 
2013-07-09 12:44:41 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
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