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(WOWT Omaha)   People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. But the lesser known corollary to that is "People who throw stones shouldn't simultaneously handle their genitals". That second one never really caught on   (wowt.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-08 08:40:17 PM
Well that's one way to get your rocks off
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 09:42:43 PM
Well, that would exclude most of life's pleasures wouldn't it?
 
2013-07-08 10:56:59 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P.  AT LEAST I'M IN BEFORE BILLY JOEL

 
2013-07-08 10:57:18 PM
I've found that throws off both my aim and my range

/with both hands
 
2013-07-08 11:25:40 PM
When the jackbooted thugs come for the naked men throwing stones, who will speak up for me?
 
2013-07-08 11:28:38 PM
Public circle jerk?
 
2013-07-08 11:28:43 PM
If it's wrong to publicly jerk off naked in front of the house of the chick you're stalking, then I don't want to be right.
 
2013-07-08 11:29:48 PM
They believe he did not want to be handcuffed naked.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.
 
2013-07-08 11:32:26 PM
Rocks out with his C*ck out?
 
2013-07-08 11:37:01 PM
Officers observed a nude man throwing rocks at a window with one hand and doing the deed with the other.

I think if we speak with the united voice of the internet, we can get this in the Olympic by 2020.
 
2013-07-08 11:38:49 PM
I think it's 'people who have glass genitals shouldn't get stoned'.
 
2013-07-08 11:40:21 PM
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Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!
 
2013-07-08 11:44:15 PM
throwing rocks at a window with one hand and doing the deed with the other

Using just one hand to create a complex legal document like that seems careless.
 
2013-07-08 11:48:41 PM
The lesser known rule:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-09 12:19:54 AM
i'm sexually gratifying myself right now and enjoying blah blah blah
 
2013-07-09 12:27:17 AM
I am just not that coordinated to be jerking and throwing at the same time.
 
2013-07-09 01:38:18 AM
At least they got out of the house. Fapping at home is just pathetic.
 
2013-07-09 01:59:21 AM
People who live in glass houses shouldn't handle their genitals either.
 
2013-07-09 02:58:02 AM
OHHHHH?????

Those aren't the stones you're looking for???
 
2013-07-09 03:00:02 AM

fusillade762: throwing rocks at a window with one hand and doing the deed with the other

Using just one hand to create a complex legal document like that seems careless.



Well, *some* people finger the small print carelessly.
 
2013-07-09 03:43:11 AM

skinink: I am just not that coordinated to be jerking and throwing at the same time.


Just try switching hands and see what happens....

/It's not pretty...
 
2013-07-09 06:43:22 AM
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. But the lesser known corollary to that is "People who throw stones shouldn't simultaneously handle their genitals".

What about getting involved in a land war in Asia or going against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

/got nuthin
 
2013-07-09 07:39:54 AM

Frederf: The lesser known rule:
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Came for Dimitri, leaving happy
 
2013-07-09 07:40:44 AM
It was a busy morning Monday for Lincoln Police catching men trying to get the attention of people while gratifying themselves sexually.

Why were the Lincoln Police gratifying themselves sexually while trying to catch bad guys?
 
2013-07-09 08:31:23 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If it's wrong to publicly jerk off naked in front of the house of the chick you're stalking, then I don't want to be right.


^THIS^

The last time I checked, this is still AMERICA!!!
 
2013-07-09 09:31:50 AM
"Doing the deed"? When did that replace "doing the Dew"?
 
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