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2013-07-08 08:34:29 PM
decided to come back the next night
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Deputies say the trio first tried to break in around midnight Saturday.
They returned around 1 a.m. Sunday


Well good thing the person who wrote this article isn't an investigator.
 
2013-07-08 08:50:43 PM
Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY
 
2013-07-08 09:47:37 PM
Hey, you can't do that.
 
2013-07-08 09:49:16 PM

Beerguy


Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize
burgle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.
 
2013-07-08 09:50:03 PM
I assume that Florida tag trumped Dumbass tag?
 
2013-07-08 09:52:57 PM
Too bad it wasn't Texas, it would have gotten all shooty right quick!
 
2013-07-08 09:54:08 PM

fusillade762: Hey, you can't do that.


Wrong.
 
2013-07-08 09:56:43 PM
pawn shop=gun store?
 
2013-07-08 09:58:17 PM
It is a mixed blessing that criminals, by and large, are thicker than pigsh*t in a walled in sty.
 
2013-07-08 10:00:43 PM
Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.
 
2013-07-08 10:03:46 PM
Rob a gun store, don't get shot?  All things considered:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 10:05:31 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Beerguy

Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize burgle
bugle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.


Bugles are delicious
 
2013-07-08 10:07:39 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Englebert Slaptyback: Beerguy

Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize burgle bugle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.

Bugles are delicious


Bagles are better.
 
2013-07-08 10:08:32 PM
TFA was not what I expected. I feel misled.

Deathfrogg: Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.


This is more what I was picturing.
 
2013-07-08 10:10:51 PM

theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?


t-lay.com
 
2013-07-08 10:12:36 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Englebert Slaptyback: Beerguy

Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize burgle bugle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.

Bugles are delicious


Deathfrogg:The Incredible Sexual Egg: Englebert Slaptyback: Beerguy

Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize burgle bugle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.

Bugles are delicious


Bagles Beagles are better cuter.
 
2013-07-08 10:13:56 PM

theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?


Well if you deal in "modern" firearms you have to have a FFL whether you are a pawn shop that deals in guns or a gun store only.
 
2013-07-08 10:14:32 PM

Deathfrogg: Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.


Heh, I don't remember the last time I was in a gun shop where every staff member wasn't openly carrying a firearm. Somebody trying that kind of crap in a place where the workers expect and prepare for it are going to have a rather quick education.
 
2013-07-08 10:17:48 PM
so mad i could swallow spit!
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-08 10:19:36 PM

Deathfrogg: Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.


There is a deli that cashes checks near da hood in my area where all the staff has an open carried handgun on them and they have machine guns hanging up behind the counter, if anyone ever robs the place I'm pretty sure the police willwrite it up as suicide.
 
2013-07-08 10:21:22 PM

theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?


See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.
 
2013-07-08 10:24:59 PM

strapp3r: so mad i could swallow spit!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x437]


"Ms Hork I assume"
 
2013-07-08 10:27:25 PM

Oldiron_79: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

Well if you deal in "modern" firearms you have to have a FFL whether you are a pawn shop that deals in guns or a gun store only.


So, it's normal to call a store that sells multiple things a "single thing store" because of one particular thing they sell? TFA doesn't even say they were trying to steal guns. What if they were trying to steal jewelry or comic books. Why wouldn't they say "Jewelry store" or "Comic book store"?

the Gator Guns & Pawn

Oh. Yea, totally makes sense to focus on the 'guns' part and not the 'pawn' part.
 
2013-07-08 10:28:29 PM

jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.


There's a "pawnshop" near me that is exclusively a gun store.  I think they're called a "pawnshop" so they can pawn used guns, or buy gold off of people.

Regulations, how do they farking work?

No seriously, regulations in a state consist of between 3,000 to 20,000 regulations. Throw in the Federal regulations and nobody knows how they work.
 
2013-07-08 10:29:51 PM

jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.


Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.
 
2013-07-08 10:29:52 PM
img12.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-08 10:30:05 PM

Deathfrogg: Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.




Lead poisoning.
 
2013-07-08 10:31:07 PM

theknuckler_33: Oldiron_79: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

Well if you deal in "modern" firearms you have to have a FFL whether you are a pawn shop that deals in guns or a gun store only.

So, it's normal to call a store that sells multiple things a "single thing store" because of one particular thing they sell? TFA doesn't even say they were trying to steal guns. What if they were trying to steal jewelry or comic books. Why wouldn't they say "Jewelry store" or "Comic book store"?

the Gator Guns & Pawn

Oh. Yea, totally makes sense to focus on the 'guns' part and not the 'pawn' part.


Well since they have to have a FFL for dealing modern guns anyways many pawn shops sell new guns (and not just used pawned ones) and basically resemble a gun store more than a pawn shop that doesnt deal as heavily in guns.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:51 PM

theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.




The supermarket nearest my house has a pretty decent gun selection.

Overpriced, but so are the batteries...
 
2013-07-08 10:36:43 PM

Deathfrogg: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Englebert Slaptyback: Beerguy

Hey Subby,

"I know". "Let's rob burglarize burgle bugle a gun store. What could go wrong?"

FTFY


Much better.

Bugles are delicious

Bagles are better.


The Bangles are better. Mmmm... Susanna Hoffs.
 
2013-07-08 10:37:39 PM

strapp3r: so mad i could swallow spit!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x437]


I did a reverse image search (haven't been watching the news) and the skype professor incident is hilarious. The professor realizes what's up in 1/4th the time it takes the lawyer to say anything...
 
2013-07-08 10:40:30 PM

Oldiron_79: theknuckler_33: Oldiron_79: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

Well if you deal in "modern" firearms you have to have a FFL whether you are a pawn shop that deals in guns or a gun store only.

So, it's normal to call a store that sells multiple things a "single thing store" because of one particular thing they sell? TFA doesn't even say they were trying to steal guns. What if they were trying to steal jewelry or comic books. Why wouldn't they say "Jewelry store" or "Comic book store"?

the Gator Guns & Pawn

Oh. Yea, totally makes sense to focus on the 'guns' part and not the 'pawn' part.

Well since they have to have a FFL for dealing modern guns anyways many pawn shops sell new guns (and not just used pawned ones) and basically resemble a gun store more than a pawn shop that doesnt deal as heavily in guns.


OK.  gun store. Got it. Not sure why they have the "& Pawn" part in their name. Hell, I know restaurants that include a beer take-out business love to be referred to as a 'beer store' because they have to have a license to sell beer. It's a stupid distinction in the headline that doesn't make a bit of sense.
 
2013-07-08 10:42:40 PM

Skyd1v: theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.

The supermarket nearest my house has a pretty decent gun selection.

Overpriced, but so are the batteries...


I'm sure you call it the batterygun store, right?
 
2013-07-08 10:43:03 PM

Mister Peejay: I assume that Florida tag trumped Dumbass tag?


ALWAYS. THE FLORIDA TAG REIGNS SUPREME!
 
2013-07-08 10:44:00 PM
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
 
2013-07-08 10:44:33 PM

Mister Peejay: I assume that Florida tag trumped Dumbass tag?


doesn't it always?
 
2013-07-08 10:46:31 PM

jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.


Enough with the techno-babble. Just give me the simplified version.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:20 PM

akula: I don't remember the last time I was in a gun shop where every staff member wasn't openly carrying a firearm. Somebody trying that kind of crap in a place where the workers expect and prepare for it

  daydream and masturbate about heroically stopping a robbery

FTFY
 
2013-07-08 10:47:22 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 10:50:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-07-08 10:53:04 PM
Derek Jeter should be ashamed of his illegitimate son Marcello.
 
2013-07-08 10:53:09 PM

theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.


Well, you seem like an expert on "painfully stupid" so I'll take your word for it.
 
2013-07-08 10:57:22 PM

LordOfThePings:


Zeds dead baby Zeds dead.
 
2013-07-08 11:16:33 PM
"Wait, wait, it's coming back to me now... the idea was to rob a sledgehammer store with a gun!

Sorry guys, I was really high earlier".
 
2013-07-08 11:19:41 PM
Some years back a drugged out moron tried to rob the local gun shop and indoor range.  With a knife.

It did not go as planned.
 
2013-07-08 11:38:26 PM

jtown: theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.

Well, you seem like an expert on "painfully stupid" so I'll take your word for it.


I posted an entirely unoffensive and unspecific comment. You replied in a condescending manner to something entirely unrelated to what I posted about and then took a sandy vagina offense to my pointing out how stupid your response was?

Simple fact: TFA headline says "gun store". TFA article says "pawn shop".
Reality: farked up journalism
You: GUN STORE IS TRUE!!!!
 
2013-07-08 11:44:04 PM

theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.

Well, you seem like an expert on "painfully stupid" so I'll take your word for it.

I posted an entirely unoffensive and unspecific comment. You replied in a condescending manner to something entirely unrelated to what I posted about and then took a sandy vagina offense to my pointing out how stupid your response was?

Simple fact: TFA headline says "gun store". TFA article says "pawn shop".
Reality: farked up journalism
You: GUN STORE IS TRUE!!!!


Talk about a sandy vagina.  I'm like rubber, you're like glue.
 
2013-07-08 11:44:09 PM
For all those arguing, gator gun and pawn has half of their walls covered in guns. They have their own range across the street. They're a gunshop that does pawns too. Almost all their biz is guns.
 
2013-07-08 11:45:41 PM

Skyd1v: Deathfrogg: Some imbecilic skinheads tried to hold up one of the larger gun shops in Seattle about 15 years ago. It was one of the main shops that cops frequented, and happened to have a couple of off duty guys in the place when these guys came in and tried ordering everyone down on the floor and smashing the glass on the front counter. I think they both ended up with about 30 bullet holes in them, each. I suppose the local Medical Examiner would probably have written it up as suicide. Or perhaps, death by misadventure.

Lead poisoning.


Sudden Lead Poisoning.
 
2013-07-08 11:46:34 PM

jtown: theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: jtown: theknuckler_33: pawn shop=gun store?

See, it's like this.  Pawn shops are stores.  And pawn shops in some states deal in guns.  So it's a pretty small leap to call pawn shops in those states stores that sell guns.  Sometimes even the shorter term "gun store" is used.  If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

Super markets are stores. Super markets in all states deal in batteries. So it's a pretty small leap to call a supermarket a battery store in those ...

well, you can see how that logic becomes painfully stupid.

Well, you seem like an expert on "painfully stupid" so I'll take your word for it.

I posted an entirely unoffensive and unspecific comment. You replied in a condescending manner to something entirely unrelated to what I posted about and then took a sandy vagina offense to my pointing out how stupid your response was?

Simple fact: TFA headline says "gun store". TFA article says "pawn shop".
Reality: farked up journalism
You: GUN STORE IS TRUE!!!!

Talk about a sandy vagina.  I'm like rubber, you're like glue


You will grow up someday.
 
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