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(Some Beachcruiser)   Impossible to believe a guy named Skeeter would end up with a ground-level room in a 9-story Myrtle Beach hotel...or that he'd get arrested on the charge of making drunken love to a local woman with the blinds open   (scallywagandvagabond.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-08 08:31:31 PM
Wanted for questioning *honk* *honk*

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 08:31:37 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/obscure?
//hot like an Aim-Nein launcher on a Picard Pirhana
///Activision, Y U No reboot this franchise?
 
2013-07-08 08:33:38 PM
Imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-07-08 08:34:13 PM
That is a killer combination of mannish-looking woman and feminine-looking man.
 
2013-07-08 08:34:16 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-08 08:34:45 PM
Couple has a few drinks then goes back to their paid-for hotel room for some sexy time.  Public intoxication, lewdness, and disorderly conduct charges?  How about asking them to close the blinds?
 
2013-07-08 08:38:32 PM
I think the real crime is the writer's poor grasp of the English language. That is a horrendous article
 
2013-07-08 08:38:32 PM

caddisfly: Couple has a few drinks then goes back to their paid-for hotel room for some sexy time.  Public intoxication, lewdness, and disorderly conduct charges?  How about asking them to close the blinds?


Came here to say something similar. How do you charge someone in the privacy of their hotel room with public anything?

/Should have been elevated no further than the concierge desk, who should have made a quick phone call requesting the guests close the blinds.
 
2013-07-08 08:40:44 PM
Man, I flunking hate my luck.  I never get to see people having sex in their hotel room.  I guess that's why I also don't play the lotto.
 
2013-07-08 08:40:47 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 08:41:43 PM
How long did the complainer look before complaining

/voyeurcon
 
2013-07-08 08:41:59 PM
True story: I knew a guy named Skeeter from Wyoming.
 
2013-07-08 08:42:01 PM
Author is a horrible writer.

I was in Myrtle for spring break junior year of high school, and there was a group of Canadians staying next door to some friends of mine in a dump on the strip, by the old Pavillion.  Well the group of about ten Canadians had each put in $50 for a $500 pot to whoever hooked up with the fattest girl.  So be night we are in the room boozing, and we notice the comforter going up and down rapidly, one guy was getting a hand jibber with 15 other people in the room, from the largest girl in my class.   Good times.  Even better when his buddy surpassed him in tonnage two nights later, and took home the pot.

/csb
//whilst
 
2013-07-08 08:46:04 PM
The guy looks like a "Skeeter"
 
2013-07-08 08:46:46 PM
I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that 30 or 40 percent of the police reports featured the words 'Skeeter', 'Levi' and/or 'Judd' in some combination. Throw in 'Cody', 'Aiden' and 'Crystal' and you're probably above 50%.
 
2013-07-08 08:49:18 PM
JonathanChance: /obscure?

Nope.

//Never get out of the car.
 
2013-07-08 08:49:40 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that 30 or 40 percent of the police reports featured the words 'Skeeter', 'Levi' and/or 'Judd' in some combination. Throw in 'Cody', 'Aiden' and 'Crystal' and you're probably above 50%.


Add the phrase "Alcohol may have been a factor" and you're pushing 75%.

But that's probably true of most stuff that shows up on fark
 
2013-07-08 08:50:21 PM
FTFA: "It is understood that hotel rooms normally charge anywhere from $40 to $100 per night, depending on amenities. The operative word being amenities"

LOLWUT?

oh, the hugemenities
 
2013-07-08 08:50:34 PM

Ed Willy: Wanted for questioning *honk* *honk*

[25.media.tumblr.com image 290x378]


Get out of my mind!

IRT topic: Are the people who looked in the window being charged with voyeurism?
 
2013-07-08 08:55:41 PM

CruJones: Author is a horrible writer.


Yep. You can't use whilst more than once in an article and not sound like it was on your word of the day calendar.
 
2013-07-08 08:58:02 PM
Yikes.  Anyone else think they look like brother and sister?
 
2013-07-08 09:02:33 PM

farkinglizardking: Wall_of_Doodoo: I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that 30 or 40 percent of the police reports featured the words 'Skeeter', 'Levi' and/or 'Judd' in some combination. Throw in 'Cody', 'Aiden' and 'Crystal' and you're probably above 50%.

Add the phrase "Alcohol may have been a factor" and you're pushing 75%.

But that's probably true of most stuff that shows up on fark


I doubt alcohol would be involved in 75% of the activities.  I figure it'd be more like 98%, with the 2% of the sober ones being on the way to the liquor store.
 
2013-07-08 09:02:39 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: CruJones: Author is a horrible writer.

Yep. You can't use whilst more than once in an article and not sound like it was on your word of the day calendar.


"...cause the curtains were open."
 
2013-07-08 09:04:09 PM
So, this demure lass is from Florence, SC? I spent some years of my life that I will never get back in that godforsaken hell hole of a town, and this is completely unsurprising. Florence is so bad, she probably hoped a guy named "Skeeter" was her ticket out of there.
 
2013-07-08 09:05:17 PM
...went on to have sex one recent Saturday night whilst they were staying a the Holiday Sands Motel on Myrtle Beach, after guests reported seeing them having sex inside their room.

Making matters worse for the couple was the fact that the couple's room was at street level whilst they had sex with the curtains open.


Made matters worse? I think the fact that they were on the ground floor with the curtains open are what made matters. Period. End of sentence. Had they been on the second floor, or had the curtains closed, the only other way for guests to have seen them having sex in their room would have been for them to have had their door open.

Stupid website is stupid.
 
2013-07-08 09:05:42 PM

Grimble Crumble: farkinglizardking: Wall_of_Doodoo: I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that 30 or 40 percent of the police reports featured the words 'Skeeter', 'Levi' and/or 'Judd' in some combination. Throw in 'Cody', 'Aiden' and 'Crystal' and you're probably above 50%.

Add the phrase "Alcohol may have been a factor" and you're pushing 75%.

But that's probably true of most stuff that shows up on fark

I doubt alcohol would be involved in 75% of the activities.  I figure it'd be more like 98%, with the 2% of the sober ones being on the way to the liquor store.


"Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - H.S.

Not really relevant, but I had to drop that in somewhere
 
2013-07-08 09:08:18 PM
I once heard a good bit of folksy wisdom:

If you don't want to see what's going on in people's houses, don't look in their windows.

The sin belongs to those who were peeping toms, not those living in their houses.  And yes, legally when you are in a hotel room it is as if you are in your own house.   (Overnight guest and all.)

But I guess that was a simpler, more rights-having America.
 
2013-07-08 09:14:07 PM

lordargent: JonathanChance: /obscure?

Nope.

//Never get out of the car.


I loved the game when it came out, and recently repurchased it after a thread about polygon count (one of the low-polygon reference images of Motzart looked exatcly like Groove).

/http://www.gog.com/gamecard/interstate76
//ruins the obscurity, but hopefully someone picks up a classic
 
2013-07-08 09:17:03 PM

halB: I once heard a good bit of folksy wisdom:

If you don't want to see what's going on in people's houses, don't look in their windows.

The sin belongs to those who were peeping toms, not those living in their houses.  And yes, legally when you are in a hotel room it is as if you are in your own house.   (Overnight guest and all.)

But I guess that was a simpler, more rights-having America.


There was never a time in the US when you could have sex in front of a window by a street or sidewalk in view of the public that could subject you to a charge of lewd conduct or indecency at the very least.
 
2013-07-08 09:18:25 PM
Took a long weekend trip to St Louis for a concert a few months back, and on two occasions the gf and I were treated to a young lady enjoying some intercourse directly across from our outside window (6th floor). While we could not see the fella giving her doggy because of the lighting, we saw her quite clearly smiling at us. I suggested perhaps we might make her acquaintance, but was firmly rebuffed. /Detected a twinkle in the gf's eye/ //someday, maybe I'll be the meat in a delicious brunette sammich//
 
2013-07-08 09:19:02 PM
Mug shot. Siblings. Done.
 
2013-07-08 09:25:42 PM

farkinglizardking: I think the real crime is the writer's poor grasp of the English language. That is a horrendous article


This. Or it's just written from the point of view of a serial killer/rapist.
 
2013-07-08 09:28:22 PM

MrHappyRotter: Man, I flunking hate my luck.  I never get to see people having sex in their hotel room.  I guess that's why I also don't play the lotto.


Interesting, do the cops have to show up with a witness at trial?  I'd fight it, chances are they won't produce the witness.

/I guess they'll just have a cop there to testify to what the witness said.
//felony?   really?
 
2013-07-08 09:30:19 PM
Funny thing, though -- some other reports give the address where it happened, and it's not the hotel in the photo. Lots of outlets are running with Holiday Sands (North), but 311 N. Ocean is listed as the Wayfarer Motel, an august establishment with a 1.5/5 rating on Google reviews. (Guess the live entertainment isn't normally up to these standards.)

Hard to know who to believe. Harder still to care.
 
2013-07-08 09:30:27 PM

Ooba Tooba: Took a long weekend trip to St Louis for a concert a few months back, and on two occasions the gf and I were treated to a young lady enjoying some intercourse directly across from our outside window (6th floor). While we could not see the fella giving her doggy because of the lighting, we saw her quite clearly smiling at us. I suggested perhaps we might make her acquaintance, but was firmly rebuffed. /Detected a twinkle in the gf's eye/ //someday, maybe I'll be the meat in a delicious brunette sammich//


CSB Time

I took a business trip to Toronto with my friend back in April. We hit up a Cajun place for dinner and proceeded to drink heavily after that and got back to the hotel around 11:45. I was woken up by the *loudest* sex I've ever heard in the next room aroun 4 AM (and after about 15 drinks). It went on for about 40 minutes and ended rather abruptly with the most disturbing sound in the history of man as the guy orgasmed. It gives me nightmares to this day. I found out in the morning that the same couple had been fighting in the hallway and woken him up. Apparently she was pushing 3 bills and he looked sub 200. It would explain why there was a veritable buffet of food outside her door in the morning.

/end csb

Work was rough that morning.
 
2013-07-08 09:32:34 PM

ski9600: I guess they'll just have a cop there to testify to what the witness said.


Hearsay.
 
2013-07-08 09:34:25 PM

halB: I once heard a good bit of folksy wisdom:

If you don't want to see what's going on in people's houses, don't look in their windows.

The sin belongs to those who were peeping toms, not those living in their houses.  And yes, legally when you are in a hotel room it is as if you are in your own house.   (Overnight guest and all.)

But I guess that was a simpler, more rights-having America.


bless your heart halB. i wish more people had your sense. there is nothing new about people behaving as if they are home when at hotels and motels; it's a temporary replacement. it's actually a compliment that people act like they feel right at home instead of tense and inhibited.
 
2013-07-08 09:36:33 PM

walkerhound: True story: I knew a guy named Skeeter from Wyoming.


Also true: Skeeter is my MIL's nickname.
 
2013-07-08 09:37:23 PM
shoulda charged the people calling it in for being peeping toms.
 
2013-07-08 09:43:27 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-07-08 09:43:49 PM

caddisfly: Couple has a few drinks then goes back to their paid-for hotel room for some sexy time.  Public intoxication, lewdness, and disorderly conduct charges?  How about asking them to close the blinds?


^This.
 
2013-07-08 09:44:50 PM

redmid17: Ooba Tooba: Took a long weekend trip to St Louis for a concert a few months back, and on two occasions the gf and I were treated to a young lady enjoying some intercourse directly across from our outside window (6th floor). While we could not see the fella giving her doggy because of the lighting, we saw her quite clearly smiling at us. I suggested perhaps we might make her acquaintance, but was firmly rebuffed. /Detected a twinkle in the gf's eye/ //someday, maybe I'll be the meat in a delicious brunette sammich//

CSB Time


I took a business trip to Toronto with my friend back in April. We hit up a Cajun place for dinner and proceeded to drink heavily after that and got back to the hotel around 11:45. I was woken up by the *loudest* sex I've ever heard in the next room aroun 4 AM (and after about 15 drinks). It went on for about 40 minutes and ended rather abruptly with the most disturbing sound in the history of man as the guy orgasmed. It gives me nightmares to this day. I found out in the morning that the same couple had been fighting in the hallway and woken him up. Apparently she was pushing 3 bills and he looked sub 200. It would explain why there was a veritable buffet of food outside her door in the morning.


/end csb


Work was rough that morning.


Now I'm trying to picture Canadian Cajun food

/Poutine étouffée?
 
2013-07-08 09:45:02 PM
redmid17I took a business trip to Toronto with my friend back in April.

If you like sleep, never stay on the smoking floor in T-town hotels...
 
2013-07-08 09:46:09 PM
Dammit! So close!

download.gamezone.com
 
2013-07-08 09:46:13 PM
Amentities.
 
2013-07-08 09:50:46 PM
CruJones Now I'm trying to picture Canadian Cajun food

When the Acadians were marched by the British from the Maritimes to Louisiana, they wept when they discovered crawfish because it resembles a mini version of the lobsters they'd formerly subsisted on,  they took it as a sign that God was still with them...


redmid17 Apparently she was pushing 3 bills and he looked sub 200. It would explain why there was a veritable buffet of food outside her door in the morning.

Why do you think they call it "Hogtown"?
/try the veal
 
2013-07-08 09:57:11 PM
I live in a high-rise with 2 hotels across the street and another across a parking lot. On any given night I could get a pair of binoculars and a bucket of popcorn, go out on the balcony and find a show. The novelty of that wears off very quickly however. Five minutes of porn on the computer is better quality.
 
2013-07-08 09:59:58 PM

caddisfly: Couple has a few drinks then goes back to their paid-for hotel room for some sexy time.  Public intoxication, lewdness, and disorderly conduct charges?  How about asking them to close the blinds?


South Carolina.
 
2013-07-08 10:11:58 PM
"The couple for their efforts went on to be charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and engaging in a lewd, obscene act."

This is what's wrong with our legal system. They charge people with everything they can think of, knowing full well most of it would never hold up in court, in an effort to get people to agree to a plea bargain.
 
2013-07-08 10:24:25 PM
I wouldn't put this past the Skeeter I know.
 
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