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(Cracked)   "Uh...I don't think a knife should come in my food"   (cracked.com) divider line 26
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10317 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2013 at 4:56 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-08 04:24:48 PM
Holy f*ck that extensive four-part article somehow fit on one page.
 
2013-07-08 05:00:28 PM
Um, Subby...we're you born in a barn?

You say "thank you."

$3600, knives, pot, and guns are expensive, ya dick.
 
2013-07-08 05:01:26 PM
....................No, it's too easy. Low hanging fruit and all that.
 
2013-07-08 05:03:00 PM
Neither should the staff.
 
2013-07-08 05:03:51 PM
Fark Cracked.
 
2013-07-08 05:04:13 PM
I'll do it!
Would you rather it was the waiter?
 
2013-07-08 05:05:22 PM

bopis: I'll do it!
Would you rather it was the waiter?


Don't you have a hobby? Oh...
 
2013-07-08 05:05:36 PM
Holy Sh*t, is this a Cracked article that only takes up 1 page???
 
2013-07-08 05:09:32 PM
a 6-inch piece of bread that is shipped pre-frozen to Subway franchises and then cut in half by employees

Subway has 3-inch subs now? And call me naive, but I thought Subway baked their bread on-site.
 
2013-07-08 05:10:28 PM
Only I should come in my food.
 
GBB
2013-07-08 05:12:09 PM
You'd be surprised what comes in your food.

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2013-07-08 05:12:59 PM
The last story reminded me of this  http://bash.org/?608100

Sometimes you just have a bad day...
 
2013-07-08 05:13:02 PM

megarian: Um, Subby...we're you born in a barn?

You say "thank you."

$3600, knives, pot, and guns are expensive, ya dick.


In all fairness to subby, aside from the weed, the knife, loaded gun & cash could lead to epic kerfluffle... kerfluffle... meh, never mind.
 
2013-07-08 05:17:31 PM

violentsalvation: Holy f*ck that extensive four-part article somehow fit on one page.


And we're done here.
 
2013-07-08 05:19:43 PM
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they've ruined cracked!!!!11!!1!

oh, it sucked before too

/already got over it
 
2013-07-08 05:24:47 PM

fusillade762: And call me naive, but I thought Subway baked their bread on-site.


They did 2 years ago when my friend owned one.  The dough is shipped frozen, put in the special subway oven that thaws it, proofs it, and bakes it all with the push of 1 button.
 
2013-07-08 05:27:23 PM

4NTLRZ: megarian: Um, Subby...we're you born in a barn?

You say "thank you."

$3600, knives, pot, and guns are expensive, ya dick.

In all fairness to subby, aside from the weed, the knife, loaded gun & cash could lead to epic kerfluffle... kerfluffle... meh, never mind.


Oh fark...we're back to the kerfuffl...kerfluff...the kerfluffle debacle?
 
2013-07-08 05:45:37 PM

violentsalvation: Holy f*ck that extensive four-part article somehow fit on one page.


You didn't see  page 2 with 5-8 on it?
 
2013-07-08 07:11:05 PM

fusillade762: a 6-inch piece of bread that is shipped pre-frozen to Subway franchises and then cut in half by employees

Subway has 3-inch subs now? And call me naive, but I thought Subway baked their bread on-site.


They cut a big slice in it (cut it in half, in other words) to add the fillings.

And yeah, I don't think they bake on-site anymore.  They got taken over by the mindless bean-counters that ruin every good thing, haven't been there in a long, long time.
 
2013-07-08 07:59:18 PM
Still, any of those items would be a lot better for you than actually eating the food.
 
2013-07-08 08:08:29 PM

Abner Doon: And yeah, I don't think they bake on-site anymore.  They got taken over by the mindless bean-counters that ruin every good thing, haven't been there in a long, long time.


Umm, yes they do. Every Subway I've been to still bakes their bread on-site. In the giant bread oven. The big one, directly behind the every counter in every subway ever.
 
2013-07-08 08:18:52 PM

YodaBlues: Abner Doon: And yeah, I don't think they bake on-site anymore.  They got taken over by the mindless bean-counters that ruin every good thing, haven't been there in a long, long time.

Umm, yes they do. Every Subway I've been to still bakes their bread on-site. In the giant bread oven. The big one, directly behind the every counter in every subway ever.


Really?  Well, something happened to the bread quality, if it's not shipped in I don't know what it could be.  It used to be great, and now it's really meh.  Subway used to be one of my favorite lunch spots, now I don't even bother anymore.
 
2013-07-08 09:18:11 PM

Abner Doon: YodaBlues: Abner Doon: And yeah, I don't think they bake on-site anymore.  They got taken over by the mindless bean-counters that ruin every good thing, haven't been there in a long, long time.

Umm, yes they do. Every Subway I've been to still bakes their bread on-site. In the giant bread oven. The big one, directly behind the every counter in every subway ever.

Really?  Well, something happened to the bread quality, if it's not shipped in I don't know what it could be.  It used to be great, and now it's really meh.  Subway used to be one of my favorite lunch spots, now I don't even bother anymore.


The entire franchise has gone to shiat, you're definitely right about that. I mean, Subway was never great, but you could get a decent sub for a few bucks. Now between the slimy meats, and tasteless cheese, there really isn't anything redeeming about them.

Well, except the cookies. Goddamn, those things are like crack.
 
2013-07-08 10:30:55 PM
"Good thing I didn't tell them about the dirty fork."
 
2013-07-09 02:14:06 AM
Numbers 1 and 2 are hardly criminal.  Number 3, maybe.  Four, yes.
 
2013-07-09 11:19:32 AM
Only I should come in your food.

FTFY
 
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