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(TSN)   So you got traded to a team half way across the country, do you: A) roll with it, "I'm looking forward to this new opportunity...", B) suck it up, say nothing, or C) fire off a late night, homophobic tweet disparaging the team's whole state   (tsn.ca) divider line 70
    More: Dumbass, Tyler Seguin, Rich Peverley, Boston Bruins  
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4996 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Jul 2013 at 4:56 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-08 03:24:12 PM  
There wasn't anything homophobic about that - it seems like he just came out, is all.
 
2013-07-08 04:12:55 PM  
A message from his Twitter account, @tylerseguin92, appeared on Saturday night that read, "Only steers and queers in Texas, and I'm not a cow."

Nice try, Seguin, but that's bull!
 
2013-07-08 04:30:28 PM  
But you see, he was "hacked" by some of The Anonymous and therefore his agent told him to "take a break" from Twitter for a while.

So, it's all good.
 
2013-07-08 04:31:50 PM  
Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.
 
2013-07-08 04:48:11 PM  
A message from his Twitter account, @tylerseguin92, appeared on Saturday night that read, "Only steers and queers in Texas, and I'm not a cow."

So he's a queer?

/That's quite a way to skate out of the closet
 
2013-07-08 04:59:02 PM  
Hacked? Yeah right, like any of the disgruntled fans in Boston would know how to hack a twitter account.
 
2013-07-08 04:59:06 PM  

usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.


Yeah, unless if by "hacked" he means "did some drunk tweeting."
 
2013-07-08 04:59:36 PM  
This trade is looking better with each passing day.
 
2013-07-08 05:04:35 PM  

fatalvenom: This trade is looking better with each passing day.


amen.  and the only person to come to his defense and claim the B's didn't have a sober-shadow on him during the playoffs was his mom?  he's going to be a great player, but he needs a whole lot of growing up to do before that will ever happen.
 
2013-07-08 05:05:31 PM  
You have to love these so called "macho" athletes. Men who spend their time naked in a shower and smacking other mens asses Sounds totally hetero and very macho to me.
 
2013-07-08 05:08:44 PM  

tampaflacouple: Men who spend their time naked in a shower


um. do you not shower naked?
 
2013-07-08 05:11:33 PM  
Unless that was his way of coming out, that tweet made no logical sense.
 
2013-07-08 05:17:41 PM  
My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him
 
2013-07-08 05:22:26 PM  
Seguin is a top notch asshole.
 
2013-07-08 05:24:56 PM  
I think he needs to add an uppercase letter and numeral to his password
 
2013-07-08 05:24:56 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him


This.
 
2013-07-08 05:26:24 PM  

hockeyfarker: tampaflacouple: Men who spend their time naked in a shower

um. do you not shower naked?


Guess we found Dr. Fünke's Fark login.
 
2013-07-08 05:32:39 PM  

FriarReb98: usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.

Yeah, unless if by "hacked" he means "did some drunk tweeting."


Not so much "hacked" as "left his phone unlocked around a drunken smartass".  I did shiat like that constantly to people I knew.  But none of them were famous honkey players.  Unfortunately everyone is onto my shennanigans so they keep shiat locked up while I'm around.
 
2013-07-08 05:34:05 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him

This.


Oops I didnt get this far yet.  So uh... this.
 
2013-07-08 05:34:11 PM  

fatalvenom: This trade is looking better with each passing day.


You evaluate players by tweets in July?
 
2013-07-08 05:34:50 PM  

elguerodiablo: But none of them were famous honkey players.


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-07-08 05:35:22 PM  
My guess is he tried to tweet an insult, but since he's a dipshiat hockey player (but I repeat myself) he farked it up
 
2013-07-08 05:37:32 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him


Or his boyfriend was playing a mean trick on him.
 
2013-07-08 05:38:38 PM  
I think this is actually a case where the tweet in question was not a drunken/angry/despondent moment later blamed on hacking/friends/dog. His excuse seems valid. Unless Seguin was taking a very unusual way of telling us all He Can Play.
 
2013-07-08 05:41:33 PM  

usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.

FriarReb98: usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.

Yeah, unless if by "hacked" he means "did some drunk tweeting."


I still think that it should be a Federal Law... anyone who claims their Twitter account was hacked gets an instant $5,000 fine.  It's for your own good really, considering how stupid you look when you try it, be you king or commoner.
 
2013-07-08 05:42:19 PM  
The guy who apparently partied every night in Toronto in the first round sent a nonsensical and probably drunk-written Tweet?

Stop the presses.
 
2013-07-08 05:53:50 PM  

FriarReb98: usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.

Yeah, unless if by "hacked" he means "did some drunk tweeting."


I got so "hacked" this July 4th weekend; I was hacking like a phish
 
2013-07-08 06:21:13 PM  

FriarReb98: usernameguy: Don't worry, Tyler, it gets better.

/And nobody buys "I got hacked" anymore.

Yeah, unless if by "hacked" he means "did some drunk tweeting."


The only time someone can legitimately claim that their twitter was hacked is if it's being used for spamming, because it has happened. Otherwise, we all know better and people like Seguin should stop acting like we're all too stupid to recognize BS when we see it.
 
2013-07-08 06:30:22 PM  
I thought it was clear what he meant.  He put hacked in quotes because he's saying someone picked up his phone and tweeted that.
 
2013-07-08 06:36:54 PM  
Brilliant way to start off, Tyler. Texans looooove being mocked by Canadians from a Boston team. And when you continue to non-perform that love will only grow.
 
2013-07-08 06:41:35 PM  
Dear Ty,

Points for the Full Metal Jacket reference...
And don't believe what you've heard, I've been to Dallas, for the record, there is all kinds of trouble to get into there...

But dude GROW UP.  You're getting paid like a boss, and good for you for that, but you need to play like a boss ON the ice and you can't do that partying like a boss OFF the ice every night.  If you can't figure that out, you will taking a bus between Texas Stars games..

sno man
 
2013-07-08 06:41:56 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him


Who has a phone that doesn't auto lock anymore?
 
2013-07-08 07:06:49 PM  

davidphogan: The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him

Who has a phone that doesn't auto lock anymore?


The "lock" tends to be of the "Swipe this thing that way" variety.  I don't see many phones that, out of the box, step you through setting up a pin or even a pattern lock.
 
2013-07-08 07:28:52 PM  

balki1867: Unless that was his way of coming out, that tweet made no logical sense.


That is why I sort of believe the hack. It was saying he was gay.
 
2013-07-08 07:36:32 PM  

fatalvenom: This trade is looking better with each passing day.


And you were worried...
From friday:
You:I'm thinking the Bruins might have something up their sleeve with the ditching of Seguin.
At least I'm hoping so.

Me:
Well they did get Eriksson ...until Seguin grows up a bit I'd call that a win for the B's
 
2013-07-08 07:40:06 PM  

fatalvenom: This trade is looking better with each passing day.


I'm liking Edmonton's pick in that draft more and more too.  Hall might be a certified chunkhead, but at least he seems to have some idea of being responsible for himself.
 
2013-07-08 07:45:57 PM  
So which one is Mike Modano?
 
2013-07-08 08:05:38 PM  
"my twitter was hacked"  Is like the old "the dog ate my homework",  in that we all know its BS yet people trot it out when there is nothing tangible to blame  ( like themselves) for their failure.
 
2013-07-08 08:13:34 PM  
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat! Get the fark off of my obstacle! Get the fark down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
 
2013-07-08 08:22:09 PM  

buckeyebrain: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat! Get the fark off of my obstacle! Get the fark down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!


way better FMJ quote!
 
2013-07-08 08:23:48 PM  

fatalvenom: This trade is looking better with each passing day.


I'm still cackling.
 
2013-07-08 08:29:45 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him


that Tweet has Marchand written all over it.  I honestly believe as big an a-hole as Seguin seems, he was protecting Marchand or another ex teammate from the fallout and bad PR
 
2013-07-08 08:36:14 PM  
Oh and Joe Corvo is back with Ottawa.  Over/under on the number of games until another "I suck" interview?
 
2013-07-08 08:54:10 PM  
Dear sports stars and/or celebrity racists/homophobes/douchebags: Your twitters were not nor have ever been hacked. Man up. Come up with a better excuse than that. Or just admit your a racist/homophobe/douchebag.
 
2013-07-08 08:58:48 PM  
I can't believe some of you think he wrote that. Stop and think about it for a moment. Why would he be calling himself gay? It's pretty obvious he got pranked.
 
2013-07-08 09:13:03 PM  
That was from Officer and a Gentleman first but it referred to Oklahoma I believe.
 
2013-07-08 09:15:05 PM  

swahnhennessy: I can't believe some of you think he wrote that. Stop and think about it for a moment. Why would he be calling himself gay? It's pretty obvious he got pranked.


or he's saying he's a top (unlikely). or he was drunk, or Marshmallow picked up his phone and 'hacked' that out between puck bunnies and Jagger shots (don't tell his wife)  However it happened is the result of at least one bad choice from a guy getting paid like he doesn't make bad choices.
 
2013-07-08 09:16:51 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: That was from Officer and a Gentleman first but it referred to Oklahoma I believe.


Oklahoma city.  It was Louis Gossett, Jr before Ermey did it.
 
2013-07-08 09:29:03 PM  
Can't imagine what would prompt the Bruins to get rid of him.
 
2013-07-08 09:40:45 PM  

unmonkey: davidphogan: The Incredible Sexual Egg: My guess is he left his phone lying around and one of his friends decided to screw with him

Who has a phone that doesn't auto lock anymore?

The "lock" tends to be of the "Swipe this thing that way" variety.  I don't see many phones that, out of the box, step you through setting up a pin or even a pattern lock.


My phone did exactly that.  (Sprint network LG phone using Android ICS.)  It seems like, if you have millions on the line, it might be worth having an agent who knows a guy who can set that kind of shiat up for you as well.
 
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