cman: Dear Penthouse...
Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...It's gotta be a fetish or something. Why else?Every facet of it turns my stomach.
cman: Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...It's gotta be a fetish or something. Why else?Every facet of it turns my stomach.That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. There are some sick, sick people out there
Jument: cman: Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...It's gotta be a fetish or something. Why else?Every facet of it turns my stomach.That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. There are some sick, sick people out thereThe crazy thing is that I've read this exact same thing on Fark (and elsewhere) before. It doesn't happen often but it's happened a bunch of times before.
cman: Anyone else remember that special AVI from Something Awful? I would post its name here but I would probably take a vacation.
missmez: Enlow, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him--in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo--to the park and "dumped him in the toilet."Got to love the wealth of detail in his cover story.
darth_badger: No subby. This is what happens after the internet has made everything else sexual boring due to repeated exposure. You have to really step it up to get it off in the end.
SuperNinjaToad: wow! how desperate do you have to be to freaking soak in pee and feces just to look at women.
DigitalCoffee: [thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com image 451x398]
offmymeds: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x281]Without RTFA, if I had to guess this guy's occupation as:a) Corporate CEOb) Theoretical physicistc) PervertI think I'd have to go with "c".
Sofa King Smart: did the police even ask the mother and daughter if they noticed a large muscular woman (probably with the name Angel tattooed on her biceps), possibly still carrying a tire iron, walking away from the restroom as they were approaching it , or if they noticed a '72 Monte Carlo in the parking area or just driving away? probably not.I wonder what color the Monte Carlo was? or why Angel decided to dump Mr Enlow in the women's latrine rather than the men's?
fappomatic: I'd feel a lot better if they would mention he was down there with a bottle of hand lotion as opposed to a large mixing bowl.
lordluzr: I will use this as example #1 for the next time someone tells me women have just as strong libidos....
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