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2013-07-08 01:31:23 PM
Oh god...he looks exactly like my Uncle Lenny.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:16 PM
Dear Penthouse...
 
2013-07-08 01:52:27 PM

cman: Dear Penthouse...


It's gotta be a fetish or something.  Why else?

Every facet of it turns my stomach.
 
2013-07-08 01:55:56 PM

Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...

It's gotta be a fetish or something.  Why else?

Every facet of it turns my stomach.


That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. There are some sick, sick people out there
 
2013-07-08 01:58:04 PM
Maybe the guys was just hiding from the nazis.

Was the little girl wearing a red dress?
 
2013-07-08 01:58:36 PM
Way to represent Okies!
 
2013-07-08 01:59:59 PM
That's pretty shiatty, dude.
 
2013-07-08 02:00:15 PM
The depths some people will go to just to have a good fap...
 
2013-07-08 02:01:01 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-08 02:01:06 PM

cman: Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...

It's gotta be a fetish or something.  Why else?

Every facet of it turns my stomach.

That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. There are some sick, sick people out there


The crazy thing is that I've read this exact same thing on Fark (and elsewhere) before. It doesn't happen often but it's happened a bunch of times before.
 
2013-07-08 02:01:15 PM
Fat, unshaven, and covered in feces is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-07-08 02:02:14 PM
I'd feel a lot better if they would mention he was down there with a bottle of hand lotion as opposed to a large mixing bowl.
 
2013-07-08 02:02:27 PM

Jument: cman: Diogenes: cman: Dear Penthouse...

It's gotta be a fetish or something.  Why else?

Every facet of it turns my stomach.

That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. There are some sick, sick people out there

The crazy thing is that I've read this exact same thing on Fark (and elsewhere) before. It doesn't happen often but it's happened a bunch of times before.


Anyone else remember that special AVI from Something Awful? I would post its name here but I would probably take a vacation.
 
2013-07-08 02:02:31 PM
Enlow, she added, "was sitting down and that he never said anything or asked for help."

So I guess he was sitting on...[puts on sunglasses] a stool.

/YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2013-07-08 02:02:41 PM
wow! how desperate do you have to be to freaking soak in pee and feces just to look at women.
 
2013-07-08 02:03:40 PM
This is the 3rd case of this I've heard of. Granted, two of the 3 were the same guy (second time park rangers reported to police, and the police just said ..go as so and so what he knows about this). Then there is the yoga festival guy (porta-potty).
 
2013-07-08 02:05:00 PM
Enlow, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him--in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo--to the park and "dumped him in the toilet."

Got to love the wealth of detail in his cover story.
 
2013-07-08 02:08:16 PM

cman: Anyone else remember that special AVI from Something Awful? I would post its name here but I would probably take a vacation.


I still feel bad about how funny I found the story behind its creation.
 
2013-07-08 02:10:19 PM
I have friends who live "off the grid", they know what the internet is but have no part in it.
 
2013-07-08 02:12:04 PM

cman: Anyone else remember that special AVI from Something Awful? I would post its name here but I would probably take a vacation.


We're not going to swap any stories about that here.
 
2013-07-08 02:14:41 PM
sidesalad.net
 
2013-07-08 02:14:56 PM
www.scifinow.co.uk
 
2013-07-08 02:15:54 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 02:18:08 PM
Damn, Scotty really fell apart.

missmez: Enlow, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him--in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo--to the park and "dumped him in the toilet."

Got to love the wealth of detail in his cover story.


That was the most interesting part of it.

upload.wikimedia.org

11,500?  damn...
 
2013-07-08 02:19:01 PM
Inside a septic tank? This pervert doesn't appear as adept at contortionism as....


media0.717.cz

.....but looks are clearly deceiving.
 
2013-07-08 02:20:31 PM
No subby. This is what happens after the internet has made everything else sexual boring due to repeated exposure. You have to really step it up to get it off in the end.
 
2013-07-08 02:23:42 PM
Wasn't this an X-Files episode?
 
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2013-07-08 02:30:45 PM

darth_badger: No subby. This is what happens after the internet has made everything else sexual boring due to repeated exposure. You have to really step it up to get it off in the end.


Your expertise in this matter intrigues me...


/not the submitter
 
2013-07-08 02:33:24 PM

SuperNinjaToad: wow! how desperate do you have to be to freaking soak in pee and feces just to look at women.


Maybe that makes it better for him.
 
2013-07-08 02:36:04 PM
thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-08 02:51:12 PM

DigitalCoffee: [thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com image 451x398]


Call ...

www.thepuremassacre.com
 
2013-07-08 02:57:37 PM
I always knew there were Kardashians in Tulsa.
 
2013-07-08 02:59:44 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Without RTFA, if I had to guess this guy's occupation as:

a) Corporate CEO
b) Theoretical physicist
c) Pervert

I think I'd have to go with "c".
 
2013-07-08 03:11:42 PM

offmymeds: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x281]

Without RTFA, if I had to guess this guy's occupation as:

a) Corporate CEO
b) Theoretical physicist
c) Pervert

I think I'd have to go with "c".


I would have guessed his name was 'Ken Shabby'.
And that he had not yet had 5-years in on has job cleaning public lavatories.
(also that he has extraordinary personal magnetism.)
(granny breeds polecats)
 
2013-07-08 03:17:36 PM
hiding from the Predators...
lionelsnotes.files.wordpress.com

perhaps the judge could recommend a punishment that kind of fits the crime...

i33.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-08 03:20:04 PM

missmez: Enlow, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him--in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo--to the park and "dumped him in the toilet."

Got to love the wealth of detail in his cover story.


Someone with better PS mojo than I will have to come up with the custom Clue cards for "Angel", "Tire Iron", and "Septic Tank".
 
2013-07-08 03:20:38 PM
And now he has to register as a septic offender.
 
2013-07-08 03:28:40 PM
There was a nearly identical case in San Luis Obispo County, CA in the late 1990's at the Dos Osos campground.
I wonder if this guy relocated...
 
2013-07-08 03:33:57 PM
did the police even ask the mother and daughter if they noticed a large muscular woman (probably with the name Angel tattooed on her biceps), possibly still carrying a tire iron,  walking away from the restroom as they were approaching it , or if they noticed a '72 Monte Carlo in the parking area or just driving away?  probably not.

I wonder what color the Monte Carlo was? or why Angel decided to dump Mr Enlow in the women's latrine rather than the men's?
 
2013-07-08 03:56:18 PM

Sofa King Smart: did the police even ask the mother and daughter if they noticed a large muscular woman (probably with the name Angel tattooed on her biceps), possibly still carrying a tire iron,  walking away from the restroom as they were approaching it , or if they noticed a '72 Monte Carlo in the parking area or just driving away?  probably not.

I wonder what color the Monte Carlo was? or why Angel decided to dump Mr Enlow in the women's latrine rather than the men's?


Cause she couldn't go into the mens room! duh
 
2013-07-08 03:59:46 PM
I really wanna meet this Angel chick. I hear she has a boss Monte Carlo
 
2013-07-08 04:09:38 PM

fappomatic: I'd feel a lot better if they would mention he was down there with a bottle of hand lotion as opposed to a large mixing bowl.


Why should he need to bring anything with him down there?
 
2013-07-08 04:16:38 PM
Shabby must be related to the guy from Boulder, CO

Luke, I am you payroll officer ...

Luke Chrisco
 
2013-07-08 04:16:53 PM
I will use this as example #1 for the next time someone tells me women have just as strong libidos....
 
2013-07-08 04:23:57 PM
So that's what they mean by 'tar arn'.
 
2013-07-08 04:50:14 PM
Probably knows how to deal with the guy....
www.ebolamonkeyman.com
 
2013-07-08 04:51:16 PM
Wasn't this TWO X-Files episodes?

/Tooms and Flukie
//actually three... Tooms had a sequel
 
2013-07-08 05:08:10 PM

lordluzr: I will use this as example #1 for the next time someone tells me women have just as strong libidos....


noice!
 
2013-07-08 05:09:33 PM
www.oddfilms.com
 
2013-07-08 05:15:46 PM
Haha I'm reading a poop thread while pooping at work!!
 
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