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(NYPost)   Marie Osmond finds out the hard way that Hallmark makes a "Your ratings suck, so your show is cancelled" card   (nypost.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-08 01:42:46 PM  
How shiatty do your ratings have to be for Hallmark Channel to say they're too low?
 
2013-07-08 01:56:18 PM  
Marie Osmond is a national treasure!
 
2013-07-08 01:58:21 PM  
She had a show?
 
2013-07-08 02:01:04 PM  
She's still purdy.
 
2013-07-08 02:12:31 PM  
May tomorrow be a perfect day ...
May you find love & laughter along the way ...

/memba?
 
2013-07-08 02:20:56 PM  

browneye: She had a show?


ParadisePornoTheater: May tomorrow be a perfect day ...
May you find love & laughter along the way ...

/memba?


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2013-07-08 02:24:35 PM  

Buttknuckle: Marie Osmond is a national treasure!


Back in the day I wanted to bury something in her treasure.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 02:54:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Buttknuckle: Marie Osmond is a national treasure!

Back in the day I wanted to bury something in her treasure.

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userserve-ak.last.fm
I don't care how old she is now, or how much surgery she's had.

I would bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2013-07-08 03:04:46 PM  

beerrun: Wellon Dowd: Buttknuckle: Marie Osmond is a national treasure!

Back in the day I wanted to bury something in her treasure.

[i.imgur.com image 600x400]

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x595]
I don't care how old she is now, or how much surgery she's had.

I would bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.


Get in line.

I've had a crush on her since I was a little kid in the 70's.

She's still gorgeous.
 
2013-07-08 03:17:40 PM  

Buttknuckle: Marie Osmond is a national treasure!


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 03:41:18 PM  
Marie, You helped me get through puberty... along with a host of beautiful women..  I'd still hit it.
 
2013-07-08 03:47:55 PM  
WTF?

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2013-07-08 03:54:11 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: WTF?

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ftw?
 
2013-07-08 04:03:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: How shiatty do your ratings have to be for Hallmark Channel to say they're too low?


The Hallmark Channel announced today that the Hallmark Channel will not be renewed.
 
2013-07-08 04:06:30 PM  
If MIchael Landon had his own channel, "inspiring" schmaltz and sitcoms with low key curse words blipped out, it would be the Hallmark channel. They blip out words in Frasier for christ's sake.
 
2013-07-08 04:17:11 PM  
WTH is "pure lifestyle"?  Of do they mean "only lifestyle" programming?  I'm confused.  Am I supposed to be saved to watch Halllmark?
 
2013-07-08 04:18:38 PM  

Kid Lester: stuhayes2010: How shiatty do your ratings have to be for Hallmark Channel to say they're too low?

The Hallmark Channel announced today that the Hallmark Channel will not be renewed.


LOL for a second I thought you seriously meant that Hallmark was going the way of Pax (and turning into something far more watchable like Ion).
 
2013-07-08 04:32:50 PM  
Can anyone prove to me that there ISN'T an invisible map on the back of Marie Osmond?
 
2013-07-08 04:35:59 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: WTF?


I'm not ashamed to say, back in the day, Marie helped my testicles to descend.
 
2013-07-08 05:04:59 PM  

addy2: They blip out words in Frasier for christ's sake.


So that's why they do it.
 
2013-07-08 05:44:41 PM  

offacue: addy2: They blip out words in Frasier for christ's sake.

So that's why they do it.


yeah, I had no idea he stayed up that late either.
 
2013-07-08 06:17:03 PM  
I'll send her some paper roses.
 
2013-07-08 06:18:29 PM  
My sister in law used to go to her church and see her there.
I'd lick the souls of her feet, just knowing she walked on the same carpet as Marie.
Fark ya, I'd hit it. And give her 6 more kids.
 
2013-07-08 07:07:00 PM  

Kid Lester: stuhayes2010: How shiatty do your ratings have to be for Hallmark Channel to say they're too low?

The Hallmark Channel announced today that the Hallmark Channel will not be renewed.


That sounds more like it.
 
2013-07-08 07:13:45 PM  

addy2: If MIchael Landon had his own channel, "inspiring" schmaltz and sitcoms with low key curse words blipped out, it would be the Hallmark channel. They blip out words in Frasier for christ's sake.


Hey now, we don't want to get Rod and Tod all riled up before their 7 PM bedtime!
 
2013-07-08 07:22:40 PM  
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Might I suggest some light reading? It was written after her house burned down, but before her son killed himself.
 
2013-07-08 08:54:20 PM  
My sister was the script supervisor for this show, so I'm getting a kick.

I've also been unable to say it out loud for the last year, but yeah, the show was terrible.  Allegedly it was a first time showrunner who was in over their head.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:14 PM  
This is interesting...mostly positive comments?

My mother used to access backstage events via press tickets.

Her experience with Marie was not a positive one; words such as "slobby" "poor kids' were dirty and unkempt" "dragged around by arms" "seemed like an absent mother".

Dunno.  Never considered her one way or the other.
 
2013-07-08 11:48:42 PM  
She could use a good brisk farking.
 
2013-07-09 07:39:30 AM  
Didn't she lose her mind and disappear for a week or two or am I thinking of someone else?

/still think she's hot.
 
2013-07-09 08:42:55 AM  
Who knew Marie Osmond had a place in so many farkers' hearts.
 
2013-07-09 09:44:39 AM  

destardi: This is interesting...mostly positive comments?

My mother used to access backstage events via press tickets.

Her experience with Marie was not a positive one; words such as "slobby" "poor kids' were dirty and unkempt" "dragged around by arms" "seemed like an absent mother".

Dunno.  Never considered her one way or the other.


Marie was dirty and unkempt?

Why wasn't she bathed and brought to my room?
 
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