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2013-07-08 01:34:59 PM
What, the callous, violent death of Goosio didn't make the list?

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/He was a friend to Maltese children everywhere-i-o, DAMMIT!
/HE LOVED YOU, EVERY ONE! AH-HA-HA AH-HA-HA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-07-08 01:51:06 PM
AGUA.

AAGUAAAAAA.
 
2013-07-08 01:55:30 PM
Seeing them at CONvergence just this last weekend and seeing the line through two floors of people who want a signature, It was surreal.
 
2013-07-08 02:45:28 PM
Should I worry that I find none of that disturbing?
 
2013-07-08 02:49:07 PM
 
2013-07-08 02:51:53 PM
I assume Mr. B Natural and Rommel's girlfriend in 'Sidehacking' are in there...

*RsTFA*

TFA title: The 15 Most Disturbing MST3K Host Segments

Never mind.
 
2013-07-08 03:08:55 PM
Still the best show ever.

I keep meaning to go back to the beginning and watch every episode. But there are nearly 200, and each is feature length, so I've got my work cut out for me.

Wish Rifftrax would update more often. Nothing new since March.
 
2013-07-08 03:24:33 PM

Wade_Wilson: Still the best show ever.

I keep meaning to go back to the beginning and watch every episode. But there are nearly 200, and each is feature length, so I've got my work cut out for me.

Wish Rifftrax would update more often. Nothing new since March.


Didn't they yank a bunch of episodes in March?  I noticed that my list is missing a bunch...
 
2013-07-08 03:35:01 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Large sausage?
 
2013-07-08 03:41:13 PM

0100010: Wade_Wilson: Still the best show ever.

I keep meaning to go back to the beginning and watch every episode. But there are nearly 200, and each is feature length, so I've got my work cut out for me.

Wish Rifftrax would update more often. Nothing new since March.

Didn't they yank a bunch of episodes in March?  I noticed that my list is missing a bunch...


After hearing their panel, it seems like they're redirecting efforts towards the VODs, the old movies, and the shorts, rather than the kind of push that they did with new movies toward the beginning of Rifftrax.
 
2013-07-08 03:53:54 PM
Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?
 
2013-07-08 03:54:58 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: TFA title: The 15 Most Disturbing MST3K Host Segments

Never mind.


Don't sweat it, the article's authors included a few non-host segments in the list anyway.
 
2013-07-08 04:03:27 PM
They missed anobvious disturbing moment from The Day the Earth Froze.
 
2013-07-08 04:12:26 PM
This moment is the creepiest for me:
 
2013-07-08 04:15:41 PM

dennysgod: They missed anobvious disturbing moment from The Day the Earth Froze.


SAMPO! SAMPO!

Kids go crazy for the great taste of Sampo!
 
2013-07-08 04:16:12 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Mike's portrayal of Captain Janeway made me question not just my sexuality, but my very sanity.


I have the weirdest boner. Mostly because it won't stop screaming.
 
2013-07-08 04:21:48 PM
Honorable mentions: the Redenbacher family tumult; the boss ship's arrival (Crow's gestures while he's staring into space was a creepy buildup); and the "Something is very wrong on Saturn 3" opening.
 
2013-07-08 04:24:16 PM

shortymac: This moment is the creepiest for me:


Let's try again:

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2013-07-08 04:25:47 PM
And yet absolutely no mention of KTMA-era Gypsy.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Jesus Christ.
 
2013-07-08 04:39:40 PM
No Joey the Lemur?
No Trumpy is Magic host segment?
No Lorsban with Atrazine in a Tank Mix?
No Tom Servo making out? (or from the same episode, Rip Taylor Trio)

I'm not gonna say the list fails, because it's actually a pretty good list, but the list is very incomplete.
 
2013-07-08 04:40:04 PM
The respective moments:

Link

Link

Link (right after the theme)
 
2013-07-08 05:16:51 PM
 
2013-07-08 05:43:17 PM
Tom Servo saying "I am going to make you my new saturday night thing" from Roadhouse still creeps me out to this day.
 
2013-07-08 06:31:49 PM
Cinematic Titanic has episodes up on Amazon Prime for those who are interested.
 
2013-07-08 06:53:11 PM
petting the llama is one of the funniest bits they ever did. I still cry from laughing at it.
 
2013-07-08 07:01:16 PM
I loved their short films, Riffing Union Pacific Safety Films was some funny shiat.
 
2013-07-08 07:45:39 PM
I liked the one where the 'bots couldn't grasp the reality of the catfish puppet.
 
2013-07-08 08:02:41 PM

Optimal_Illusion: I liked the one where the 'bots couldn't grasp the reality of the catfish puppet.


Yeah, that was pretty freaky.  Well, y'know, the bots' reactions, not the... oh nevermind.
 
2013-07-08 08:38:01 PM
Want some?

//I want some answers.
 
2013-07-08 11:29:34 PM

mjbok: Want some?

//I want some answers.


Couldn't let you in if I wanted. Gym's closed.

/Daddy-O for this week's MST3K thread
 
2013-07-09 12:14:50 AM

clintster: mjbok: Want some?

//I want some answers.

Couldn't let you in if I wanted. Gym's closed.

/Daddy-O for this week's MST3K thread


Apparently it's actually "I want an answer".  My bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg_aLEHUsY
 
2013-07-09 01:17:35 AM
Today was a significant moment in my parenthood. My daughter watched her first episode of MST3K today, "Devil Fish". She loved it and got far more references than I thought that a 12 year-old could possibly get.

I'm feeling a little verklempt right now.
 
2013-07-09 02:33:24 AM
"Slab Bulkhead", "Fridge Largemeat", "Punt Speedchunk", "Butch Deadlift", "Bold Bigflank", "Splint Chesthair", "Flint Ironstag", "Bolt Vanderhuge", "Thick McRunfast", "Blast Hardcheese", "Buff Drinklots", "Trunk Slamchest", "Fist Rockbone", "Stump Beefgnaw", "Smash Lampjaw", "Punch Rockgroin", "Buck Plankchest", "Stump Chunkman", "Dirk Hardpeck", "Rip Steakface", "Slate Slabrock", "Crud Bonemeal", "Dick Hardslam", "Brick Hardmeat", "Rip Slagcheek", "Punch Sideiron, "Gristle McThornBody", "Slake Fistcrunch", "Buff Hardback", "Bob Johnson, oh wait..", "Blast Thickneck", "Crunch Buttsteak", "Slab Squatthrust", "Lump Beefbroth, "Touch Rustrod", "Reef Blastbody", "Big McLargeHuge", "Smoke Manmuscle, "Beat Punchbeef", "Pack Blowfist", "Roll Fizzlebeef"
 
2013-07-09 07:04:36 AM
I can't wait for next month.  Rifftrax Live, in theaters, for Starship Troopers.

Would You Like To Know More?
 
2013-07-09 09:01:12 AM

Goatspunk: "Slab Bulkhead", "Fridge Largemeat", "Punt Speedchunk", "Butch Deadlift", "Bold Bigflank", "Splint Chesthair", "Flint Ironstag", "Bolt Vanderhuge", "Thick McRunfast", "Blast Hardcheese", "Buff Drinklots", "Trunk Slamchest", "Fist Rockbone", "Stump Beefgnaw", "Smash Lampjaw", "Punch Rockgroin", "Buck Plankchest", "Stump Chunkman", "Dirk Hardpeck", "Rip Steakface", "Slate Slabrock", "Crud Bonemeal", "Dick Hardslam", "Brick Hardmeat", "Rip Slagcheek", "Punch Sideiron, "Gristle McThornBody", "Slake Fistcrunch", "Buff Hardback", "Bob Johnson, oh wait..", "Blast Thickneck", "Crunch Buttsteak", "Slab Squatthrust", "Lump Beefbroth, "Touch Rustrod", "Reef Blastbody", "Big McLargeHuge", "Smoke Manmuscle, "Beat Punchbeef", "Pack Blowfist", "Roll Fizzlebeef"


holy christ Space Mutiny... 'did you see my butt?'

we only had this for a couple of seasons on scifi in the 90s and badly miss it. i've no idea why it didn't catch on in the UK

'Ride with Death' made me and my mate Matt laugh so much I swear I did a small pee...
 
2013-07-09 03:43:37 PM

Zenith: Goatspunk: "Slab Bulkhead", "Fridge Largemeat", "Punt Speedchunk", "Butch Deadlift", "Bold Bigflank", "Splint Chesthair", "Flint Ironstag", "Bolt Vanderhuge", "Thick McRunfast", "Blast Hardcheese", "Buff Drinklots", "Trunk Slamchest", "Fist Rockbone", "Stump Beefgnaw", "Smash Lampjaw", "Punch Rockgroin", "Buck Plankchest", "Stump Chunkman", "Dirk Hardpeck", "Rip Steakface", "Slate Slabrock", "Crud Bonemeal", "Dick Hardslam", "Brick Hardmeat", "Rip Slagcheek", "Punch Sideiron, "Gristle McThornBody", "Slake Fistcrunch", "Buff Hardback", "Bob Johnson, oh wait..", "Blast Thickneck", "Crunch Buttsteak", "Slab Squatthrust", "Lump Beefbroth, "Touch Rustrod", "Reef Blastbody", "Big McLargeHuge", "Smoke Manmuscle, "Beat Punchbeef", "Pack Blowfist", "Roll Fizzlebeef"

holy christ Space Mutiny... 'did you see my butt?'

we only had this for a couple of seasons on scifi in the 90s and badly miss it. i've no idea why it didn't catch on in the UK

'Ride with Death' made me and my mate Matt laugh so much I swear I did a small pee...


Maybe you can start a UK version started.  You can't do worse than the Russian "Project Popcorn."  If I could understand Russian, I could make a better opinion on it.
 
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