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(WPXI.com)   High schoolers have been known to throw massive house parties, but this kid -- forever a legend -- took it to an entirely new level   (wpxi.com) divider line 116
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2013-07-08 02:09:42 PM  
If the party didn't end up with a flying piano, a nuclear missile splitting the house, and Robert Downey, Jr. with a bra on his head, it wasn't good enough.
 
2013-07-08 02:20:16 PM  
That rascally Preston!
 
2013-07-08 02:21:45 PM  
Police said no one became violent, thus no arrests were made.
Several neighbors complained about minor property damage.

...sounds legendary to me...
 
2013-07-08 02:38:55 PM  
No one w/ a flamethrower?  Lame.
 
2013-07-08 02:46:10 PM  
18-24... Really? 24?

Did Trip McNeely come back for the graduation party?
 
2013-07-08 02:50:13 PM  
700 kids together and not a single one was busted for having weed?  Smart piggies they have there.  Steal the weed instead of busting the kid.  Then you can steal their weed again next week.  They're starting to catch on.

OK who's the wiseass that let smarter people become pigs?
 
2013-07-08 02:50:28 PM  
Those must be some pretty shiatty police departments... needed 18 to disperse a crowd of 700??
 
2013-07-08 02:51:00 PM  
stilgherrian.com
 
2013-07-08 02:51:05 PM  

Tellingthem: Police said no one became violent, thus no arrests were made.


It's Fox Chapel, PA. The police aren't allowed to arrest anyone lest news of any incidents drive down property values. (And then "Those People" might move in.)
 
2013-07-08 02:51:12 PM  

BKITU: If the party didn't end up with a flying piano, a nuclear missile splitting the house, and Robert Downey, Jr. with a bra on his head, it wasn't good enough.


I was going for a damaged Waterford crystal gewgaw, but yours works too.

/hey dudes!
 
2013-07-08 02:51:46 PM  

Tellingthem: Police said no one became violent, thus no arrests were made.
Several neighbors complained about minor property damage.

...sounds legendary to me...


I was just thinking the same thing...legendary status is achieved when the following morning you find farm animals in your bedroom.
 
2013-07-08 02:52:37 PM  
"And that is why I killed my teenager Your Honor."
 
2013-07-08 02:52:44 PM  
This kid?  What kid?  There's no such information in the story.  Just an estimated number of people with an estimated age range.  And I'm not looking it up.  I don't work for Fark.  Fark works for ME.  I don't pay them to put me to work.  In fact, I don't pay them at all!
$5 says it was "this kid" who called the cops when a few hundred more people showed up than expected.
 
2013-07-08 02:53:50 PM  

FrancoFile: BKITU: If the party didn't end up with a flying piano, a nuclear missile splitting the house, and Robert Downey, Jr. with a bra on his head, it wasn't good enough.

I was going for a damaged Waterford crystal gewgaw, but yours works too.

/hey dudes!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 02:55:10 PM  
Project X:  The Home Game.
 
2013-07-08 02:55:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [stilgherrian.com image 350x263]


Take off your glasses.
 
2013-07-08 02:56:04 PM  
stilgherrian.com

"I get more action in a weekend than you old farts get in a year"
 
2013-07-08 02:57:00 PM  

Charletron: Those must be some pretty shiatty police departments... needed 18 to disperse a crowd of 700??


You can only put so much weed in a single pigmobile.
 
2013-07-08 02:57:36 PM  
bostoncyclistsunion.org
 
2013-07-08 02:57:51 PM  
Has anyone compared this party to the australian guy yet?

media2.onsugar.com
 
2013-07-08 02:58:14 PM  

Charletron: Those must be some pretty shiatty police departments... needed 18 to disperse a crowd of 700??


A peaceful crowd of 700, at that.
 
2013-07-08 02:59:19 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [stilgherrian.com image 350x263]


Thats who I was thinking of too.
 
2013-07-08 02:59:51 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo


Did Trip McNeely come back for the graduation party?


He couldn't make it: he had to go to the doctor to get a bunch of warts removed from his feet.
 
2013-07-08 03:00:57 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Charletron: Those must be some pretty shiatty police departments... needed 18 to disperse a crowd of 700??

A peaceful crowd of 700, at that.


Word got out that there was a shiat ton of quality tail there- and all of legal age.
 
2013-07-08 03:01:25 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Pray 4 Mojo

Did Trip McNeely come back for the graduation party?


He couldn't make it: he had to go to the doctor to get a bunch of warts removed from his feet.


Why not just find a rat?

s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-07-08 03:02:01 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [stilgherrian.com image 350x263]


Came to thread looking for him. Leaving satisified.
 
2013-07-08 03:05:37 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Tellingthem: Police said no one became violent, thus no arrests were made.
Several neighbors complained about minor property damage.

...sounds legendary to me...

I was just thinking the same thing...legendary status is achieved when the following morning you find farm animals in your bedroom.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:05:52 PM  
I remember the wild coke parties that I used to throw.  I would drop by the gas station on the corner, buy a 12 pack of regular and a 12 pack of cherry.  Invite a bunch of friends over and go wild.  Sometimes I would record of Rush Limbaugh during the week and put the tape into the stereo and turn it up, discuss the topics of the show while doing the coke.  After, after we'd crack it up to 11 with the "Star Wars" Role Playing Game, with the Return of the Jedi expansion and Death Star Expansion.  Once my character got lost in the forests of Endor and started raping and killing Ewoks.

One time my party had an all time record number of guests: 4.  Never any women.
 
2013-07-08 03:07:42 PM  

Mister Buttons: IdBeCrazyIf: Tellingthem: Police said no one became violent, thus no arrests were made.
Several neighbors complained about minor property damage.

...sounds legendary to me...

I was just thinking the same thing...legendary status is achieved when the following morning you find farm animals in your bedroom.

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


Or yourself in a barn / pasture
 
2013-07-08 03:07:45 PM  
A whole new level?  What, just because a lot of people were there?  Pfft...  To me that seems rather pedestrian at best.

Man, I've been to parties were people threw the parent's bed out the upstairs window and set it on fire.
My band played a couple of times in a frat house in Penn State.  People were litterally falling out the windows!  One time, while I was sleeping on the couch on the 5th floor (I don't even remember how I ended up there.)  Some dude came walking up and took a whizz - without taking his pants off.  Then proceeded to try to lay on the couch next to me.  All I could do was call hiim a farking jerkoff and go outside to sleep on a picnic table.
 
2013-07-08 03:09:23 PM  
Party of the century
No cops allowed
Just me and 700 of my closest friends
Come on, join the crowd!

~Old Crow Medicine Show
 
2013-07-08 03:11:48 PM  
This Might Be The Worst Teenager On Instagram
 
2013-07-08 03:14:01 PM  
Something tells me it wasn't snowing in Chet's bedroom.
 
2013-07-08 03:16:30 PM  
Amateurs.
Once I went to a party, the parents were gone for a week.  When they got home, there were no windows, no furniture that wasn't turned into fireplace fuel (NONE), 2 interior walls that were removed to make room for more dancing (or no reason at all....I really don't remember).  Took at least 20-30 cops two-three hours to get things under control.  Many arrests made for many offenses.  They actually found 3-4 people in the attic 3 days later.  I guess when they removed the partiers (20+-) from the roof, they missed them.  Back in the 70's, the drugs were varied and plentiful.

When Mom and Dad came home, they immediately sent their son to a military school for a year and then then to Europe for a better education.  I heard the damages went over $75,000.  Middle class family and the house couldn't have costs more than $75,000 in those days.
 
2013-07-08 03:22:31 PM  
zero arrests?

Sounds like a level headed and sensible police department. Good for them
 
2013-07-08 03:24:04 PM  
Other good party memories...

• An old friend of mine sprayed champaign all over this girl (to who I am now married, incidentally), in an effort to get the "wet TShirt effect".  She hit him with a chair.
• At some random party in the middle of nowhere PA, my buddy is insisting, "go ahead and get bombed.  I'll drive home."  I found him two hours later passed out in his truck.  So I had to drive.  A mistake I will never make again.
• Some dude got really bombed and started causing trouble.  So I threw him out of the the house and layed into him in a most comical fassion.  I had everyone in the farking house laughing at him.  He's a big dude, and quite well known for kicking the crap out of people for no reason.  But, when everyone around you is backing you up, you can say pretty much anything you want.  Years later I ran into him.  And get this - He thanked me.  Because no one had EVER put him in his place before that.  I'm still a little surprised by that.  I thought he was gonna rip my head off.
 
2013-07-08 03:24:54 PM  
No cop cars pushed over! Lame.
 
2013-07-08 03:25:21 PM  

ManicMechanic: Amateurs.
Once I went to a party, the parents were gone for a week.  When they got home, there were no windows, no furniture that wasn't turned into fireplace fuel (NONE), 2 interior walls that were removed to make room for more dancing (or no reason at all....I really don't remember).  Took at least 20-30 cops two-three hours to get things under control.  Many arrests made for many offenses.  They actually found 3-4 people in the attic 3 days later.  I guess when they removed the partiers (20+-) from the roof, they missed them.  Back in the 70's, the drugs were varied and plentiful.

When Mom and Dad came home, they immediately sent their son to a military school for a year and then then to Europe for a better education.  I heard the damages went over $75,000.  Middle class family and the house couldn't have costs more than $75,000 in those days.


Haha...  That's what I'm talkin' about!!
 
2013-07-08 03:26:19 PM  
Amateurs.
When I was in High School, I threw a party where 3.8 million people showed up. To break up the party, they had to call cops from 5 different continents. The damage was sufficient to require a new note to be floated by the federal government. I personally drank a case of vodka that night. Nearly 30 years later, and they are still finding people.
 
2013-07-08 03:26:45 PM  
datnewcudi.com
 
2013-07-08 03:30:02 PM  
Project Meh.
 
2013-07-08 03:30:50 PM  
'Time of your life, eh kid?'
 
2013-07-08 03:34:49 PM  
Dear Homeland Security guys;
We needed the help of 17 other police departments to put down an insurection here recently. So we really need some of that paramilitary cop gear you're giving out. Oh, about $10M worth ought to be good for now.
signed,
the local cops
 
2013-07-08 03:37:57 PM  

redmid17: Has anyone compared this party to the australian guy yet?

[media2.onsugar.com image 248x248]


Has anyone compared the Australian Guy to Malibu Sleestack?  Because for a second there, that's what I thought I was looking at.
 
2013-07-08 03:39:13 PM  
Parties 18 yo's through are awesome when your 18.

Parties 18 yo's though when you're the parent of an 18 yo, not so much.

/Yeah, from experience.  It sucks.
 
2013-07-08 03:40:02 PM  
I'll go with epic status... legendary is a whole new level, and that was not achieved.
 
2013-07-08 03:40:20 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Pray 4 Mojo

Did Trip McNeely come back for the graduation party?


He couldn't make it: he had to go to the doctor to get a bunch of warts removed from his feet.


Nice.

I like when people get stuff I said.
 
2013-07-08 03:41:34 PM  
You know, oddly enough, out of all the parties I've been to, I only got lucky with a girl like 7 or 150 times.  Something like that.
 
2013-07-08 03:41:53 PM  
Had a party at the end of my freshman year in high school. I enjoy people still mentioning it 20 years later. Everclear ftw.
 
2013-07-08 03:41:58 PM  
I have a hard time believing that not one person in 700 got drunk and thought they "know their rights" and will "have their badge" or "my dad is a councilman and you'll be hearing from the chief"
 
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