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(CBS Sports)   "He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time"   (cbssports.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-08 12:14:02 PM
Heh
 
2013-07-08 12:16:06 PM
Paging Robert Ripley...
 
2013-07-08 12:25:18 PM
FACTORY OF SADNESS
 
2013-07-08 12:47:00 PM
That's about as win as a Browns fan can get.
 
2013-07-08 12:47:38 PM
That's funny.
 
2013-07-08 12:50:35 PM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-07-08 12:52:37 PM
assets.sbnation.com

Companion image to the previous picture...  Browns fans will know what it's all about...
 
2013-07-08 12:56:18 PM
Coincidentally, battered women all want to date a Cleveland Brown, because the Browns can't beat anyone.
 
2013-07-08 01:18:21 PM

kaylward: [assets.sbnation.com image 320x240]

Companion image to the previous picture...  Browns fans will know what it's all about...


Heh.  He actually ended up with a Super Bowl ring as I recall.  Just not with the Browns.
 
2013-07-08 01:38:26 PM

Relatively Obscure: kaylward: [assets.sbnation.com image 320x240]

Companion image to the previous picture...  Browns fans will know what it's all about...

Heh.  He actually ended up with a Super Bowl ring as I recall.  Just not with the Browns.


Earnest Byner did get a SB ring with the Redskins in SB XXVI.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:04 PM

Frozboz: Earnest Byner did get a SB ring with the Redskins in SB XXVI.


He won another one as the Ravens' Director of Player Development in 2000.
 
2013-07-08 01:46:38 PM
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2013-07-08 02:00:13 PM
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/oblig
 
2013-07-08 02:28:01 PM
They should totally do this.
 
2013-07-08 02:34:18 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: They should totally do this.


If any of them were WRs, they'd drop the coffin.
 
2013-07-08 02:58:13 PM
so i guess he's down with the brown?

/RIP dude
//thats an awesome request
 
2013-07-08 03:32:52 PM
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Q: How do you castrate a Cleveland Browns fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth.
 
2013-07-08 03:33:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Coincidentally, battered women all want to date a Cleveland Brown, because the Browns can't beat anyone.


My roommate in college (a Steelers fan) would often say that he wanted a girlfriend who was a Cleveland Browns fan. Because she must have low expectations.
 
2013-07-08 04:44:38 PM
Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.
 
2013-07-08 04:54:06 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.


Absolutely. This is almost as cool as that Steeler fan a few years ago who wanted to be propped up in his recliner with the game on at his wake so it looked like he fell asleep watching it.
 
2013-07-08 05:17:40 PM

FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.

Absolutely. This is almost as cool as that Steeler fan a few years ago who wanted to be propped up in his recliner with the game on at his wake so it looked like he fell asleep watching it.


www.xmfan.com
 
2013-07-08 06:35:26 PM

The Flexecutioner: FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.

Absolutely. This is almost as cool as that Steeler fan a few years ago who wanted to be propped up in his recliner with the game on at his wake so it looked like he fell asleep watching it.

[www.xmfan.com image 500x360]


That can't be real...
 
2013-07-08 07:01:30 PM

Speaker2Animals: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: They should totally do this.

If any of them were WRs, they'd drop the coffin.


Holy crap, does Diet Coke sting when it gets in your sinuses.  Well done, good sir.
 
2013-07-08 09:00:08 PM

Dougie AXP: The Flexecutioner: FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.

Absolutely. This is almost as cool as that Steeler fan a few years ago who wanted to be propped up in his recliner with the game on at his wake so it looked like he fell asleep watching it.

[www.xmfan.com image 500x360]

That can't be real...


Quite real.
 
2013-07-08 10:15:35 PM

2wolves: Dougie AXP: The Flexecutioner: FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Browns PR should be all over this.  Do it and make lemonade out of this guys lemons.

Absolutely. This is almost as cool as that Steeler fan a few years ago who wanted to be propped up in his recliner with the game on at his wake so it looked like he fell asleep watching it.

[www.xmfan.com image 500x360]

That can't be real...

Quite real.


I saw another recently of a dead guy propped up on his motorcycle at his wake. Totally freakish.
 
2013-07-09 12:09:08 AM
Maybe they'll do him a favor and bury him in Baltimore, where his corpse will go on to win two Super Bowls.
 
2013-07-09 12:18:10 AM
So if they do it, they're not letting him down by letting him down, and if they don't do it, they're letting him down by not letting him down.

/I may have just divided by zero
 
2013-07-09 12:51:17 AM

SpartacusHobbs: So if they do it, they're not letting him down by letting him down, and if they don't do it, they're letting him down by not letting him down.

/I may have just divided by zero


Son of a fark, I came here to say this.
 
2013-07-09 01:33:55 AM
Oh be careful what you say about the Browns, or else you'll have somebody tell you how great they used to be, nevermind the fact that they suck now.
 
2013-07-09 01:58:05 AM

bluorangefyre: Oh be careful what you say about the Browns, or else you'll have somebody tell you how great they used to be, nevermind the fact that they suck now.


I find that you also always get someone telling you good they're going to be. They'll say something like, "We have a 30 year old QB.... and he's only going to get better. Suck it haters"
 
2013-07-09 01:59:05 AM

SpartacusHobbs: So if they do it, they're not letting him down by letting him down, and if they don't do it, they're letting him down by not letting him down.

/I may have just divided by zero


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-09 03:00:38 AM
Saw this comment on another site and thought I'd share it here.

 They can put him in the ground, but history would indicate that a player from the opposing team will pick him up, run him back for a winning TD, and throw him up into the stands to be taken home and placed on a fireplace mantle somewhere as a souvenir. (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22683592/man-want s-b rowns-pallbearers-so-team-can-let-him-down-one-last-time )

/maybe it's late, but this really cracked me up.
//also, it's an awesome request and the team should totally do it.
///always appreciated people who could poke fun in death.
 
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