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2013-07-08 12:34:44 PM  
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 07/02/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc
To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion
 
2013-07-08 12:39:20 PM  
I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS!
 
2013-07-08 12:45:15 PM  

Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Paul Hayman.

Last week, while you were enthralled by the Wyatts, engrossed in Mark Henry promos, and drooling over AJ, the ground shifted beneath you, changing the landscape of the FWC - perhaps forever.  Yes, a change so big, so encompassing, that it only occurs once in a generation.  And when it does, the balance of power shifts, and at least for a time, a new paradigm emerges.

Ladies and gentlemen, last week, we saw WWE history repeat itself, this time in the hallowed halls of the FWC.  In 2001, Steve Austin and HHH seized the opportunity to rule the entire WWF, and together, they consolidated every major WWF belt, ushering in the era of the Two Man Power Trip.  Now, over a decade later, a new pair of rulers has risen.  Together, they have consolidated two of the FWC's most prestigious belts, and tonight, they stand at the pinnacle of achievement.   Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you: ShiningWizard and Jetskimoo....

The Two Mare Power Trip
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The wheels of change began turning two weeks ago, when ShiningWizard snagged one half of the Tag Team belts, yet again.  Then, last week, Jetskimoo made her move, swooping in from the shadows to grab the other half of the Tag Team belts, uniting them under the Divas banner for the first time.  Then, only one major belt stood between the two mares, and FWC history.  and when the time came, and the gredunza melee ensued, they made their move.  and when the dust settled, and the simulposts were counted, a victor did emerge.  Ladies and gentleman, your NNNNEEEWWWWWW Gredunza Champion:

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All of the FWC's major belts, united under one neigh-unstoppable duo.  And don't forget, Jetskimoo's shadowy partner, Grand Moff Joseph, holds not only the Hardcore Championship, but the LMS belt as well.  Add it all up, and what you have isn't just a power trip.  Ladies and gentleman, you have a DYNASTY.  Not even Celestia herself could stop them now, much less that rube John Cena.
I for one, welcome our new belt-laden overlords, and you should too.  Muahahaha!

*drops mic*

/huge props to SW for the awesome belt!
 
2013-07-08 01:21:31 PM  
Send us someone.  Just don't send anyone you want back.
 
2013-07-08 01:23:25 PM  
Enough talk about Gredunzas and Last Men Standing! You humanoids need to STAND UP and SALUTE the REAL World's Champion... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World, Captain Steroid!

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And tonight, WHEN I win the Gredunza, you can call me the UNDISPUTED fWc Champion! XD
 
2013-07-08 01:40:14 PM  
WTF? The show doesn't start for another 7 1/2 hours! O_o'
 
2013-07-08 01:41:45 PM  
Early. Niiiice, especially since I am no longer TF (at least for now). Anyone remember my Create a Fark Headline for Past Wrestlemanias challenge? I will be making a special announcement about it later tonight. Check back in around 7:30.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:27 PM  

clintster: Early. Niiiice, especially since I am no longer TF (at least for now). Anyone remember my Create a Fark Headline for Past Wrestlemanias challenge? I will be making a special announcement about it later tonight. Check back in around 7:30.


Totally looking forward to it. :-)

\ And my Gredunza.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:45 PM  
Well I see the thread got off to *ahem* a  rousing start thanks to The Moff, lulz

Loved getting to make that for Jetskimoo. Just need KellyKellyKelly to win one soon!
 
2013-07-08 01:44:52 PM  

clintster: Early. Niiiice, especially since I am no longer TF (at least for now). Anyone remember my Create a Fark Headline for Past Wrestlemanias challenge? I will be making a special announcement about it later tonight. Check back in around 7:30.


Sweet!  I asked the mods to back it off until later in the day though, so we don't get buried down the page, lol.  :)
 
2013-07-08 01:47:23 PM  

ShiningWizard: Well I see the thread got off to *ahem* a  rousing start thanks to The Moff, lulz

Loved getting to make that for Jetskimoo



Hey, with that many belts between the two of you, I thought you both deserved a grand introduction!  :D

Jet may or may not pop into the thread today, as she's out of town on a business trip.  But, she did ask me to say thank you so much for the belt.  She loves it!
 
2013-07-08 01:59:58 PM  
Annnnd now we're OFF the Sports Tab. o_o'

The f**k?
 
2013-07-08 02:04:08 PM  

Captain Steroid: Annnnd now we're OFF the Sports Tab. o_o'

The f**k?


I pinged the mods and asked them to push us back until later in the evening.
 
2013-07-08 02:21:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Annnnd now we're OFF the Sports Tab. o_o'

The f**k?

I pinged the mods and asked them to push us back until later in the evening.


Sometimes I think it would be fun to let it go early and get the count jacked up to 400 by the start of the show just to freak out the stragglers, lulz

But yea, prob best to hold off till closer to Then Now Forever time
 
2013-07-08 02:22:54 PM  

ShiningWizard: Sometimes I think it would be fun to let it go early and get the count jacked up to 400 by the start of the show just to freak out the stragglers, lulz


Hmm...an intriguing idea.  That may be able to be arranged, lol.  XD
 
2013-07-08 02:24:51 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Sometimes I think it would be fun to let it go early and get the count jacked up to 400 by the start of the show just to freak out the stragglers, lulz

Hmm...an intriguing idea.  That may be able to be arranged, lol.  XD


Nah I was just being lulz-y. Better to have it open around 7ish so the peeps can find it easier
 
2013-07-08 02:47:12 PM  
I am done with this pony crap. There hasn't been a heel stable capable of stopping this menace so you have forced my hand. My goal, from this day forward, is to take back the fWc from all of you pony pansies and eliminate the equine threat once and for all. You have been warned pony clan, you're either with me or your against me.


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2013-07-08 02:53:18 PM  

Supercampion: I am done with this pony crap. There hasn't been a heel stable capable of stopping this menace so you have forced my hand. My goal, from this day forward, is to take back the fWc from all of you pony pansies and eliminate the equine threat once and for all. You have been warned pony clan, you're either with me or your against me.


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1.  I'm assuming you're doing with with just a bit of sarcasm, right?
2.  We do have a heel stable already, but they're on hiatus for the moment.  They call themselves Blackjack & Hookers.  you may have to get by them first, lol.  ;)
 
2013-07-08 03:01:33 PM  
Balckjack and Hookers?!?! You're kidding me right? What do they do? Go around punching 6 year olds in the face? The time has come for a real villianous group to come in here and start fixing what is wrong with the fWc...Primarily this pony nonsense. And if you're lined up with them GMJ you are against me...
 
2013-07-08 03:04:10 PM  
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2013-07-08 03:18:56 PM  

Supercampion: Balckjack and Hookers?!?! You're kidding me right? What do they do? Go around punching 6 year olds in the face? The time has come for a real villianous group to come in here and start fixing what is wrong with the fWc...Primarily this pony nonsense. And if you're lined up with them GMJ you are against me...


ok, I'll admit that throughout my life, I've been really bad at reading whether people are being funny/sarcastic or not.  This is one of those times (self sigh).

You are just kayfaybing a bit here, right?  If I did something to hit a nerve, I do apologize.
 
2013-07-08 03:29:30 PM  
GMJ come on, play along, there needs to be villain in this group. I still love you! Im the hero that fWc deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 
2013-07-08 03:31:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:33:41 PM  

Supercampion: GMJ come on, play along, there needs to be villain in this group. I still love you! Im the hero that fWc deserves, but not the one it needs right now.


right, ok.  Sorry.  Ask anyone that knows me, and they'll say the same thing - I overanalyze stuff way too much, and once again, it bit me.  :(  That, and I really try to avoid seriously offending people, as it's just not cool 99.99% of the time.

ok, that's my self-psychology session for the day.  Now returning to your scheduled Kayfaybe thread....

Hero?  Why in the heck would we embrace a hero that doesn't preach love and tolerance?  ;)
 
2013-07-08 04:34:49 PM  
WWE have been doing a lot better recently. Its not perfect but it is much better.

Its like a fat man who was once skinny.

The fat man takes all the insults and all the jokes until he cant take it no more and he decides to diet and exercise.
 
2013-07-08 04:42:45 PM  

Supercampion: I am done with this pony crap. There hasn't been a heel stable capable of stopping this menace so you have forced my hand. My goal, from this day forward, is to take back the fWc from all of you pony pansies and eliminate the equine threat once and for all. You have been warned pony clan, you're either with me or your against me.

[i.imgur.com image 850x525]


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 04:47:06 PM  
I'm already hearing tonight will be Vince's take that to TNAs Gut Check. Joy.
 
2013-07-08 04:48:58 PM  

eddievercetti: I'm already hearing tonight will be Vince's take that to TNAs Gut Check. Joy.


0_o?
 
2013-07-08 04:52:59 PM  
Hi everyone! Just checking in to say hi, as I'll unfortunately have to miss the fun tonight as I'm out of town on a business trip.

That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

No pressure now, GMJ and SW... lulz ;-)
 
2013-07-08 04:54:53 PM  
Oh, and Shining Wizard, thanks for the belt! It's awesome! :-)
 
2013-07-08 04:57:38 PM  

Supercampion: I am done with this pony crap. There hasn't been a heel stable capable of stopping this menace so you have forced my hand. My goal, from this day forward, is to take back the fWc from all of you pony pansies and eliminate the equine threat once and for all. You have been warned pony clan, you're either with me or your against me.


[i.imgur.com image 850x525]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 05:05:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: Supercampion: I am done with this pony crap. There hasn't been a heel stable capable of stopping this menace so you have forced my hand. My goal, from this day forward, is to take back the fWc from all of you pony pansies and eliminate the equine threat once and for all. You have been warned pony clan, you're either with me or your against me.

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SOON...

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2013-07-08 05:06:11 PM  

eddievercetti: I'm already hearing tonight will be Vince's take that to TNAs Gut Check. Joy.


HA HA, it's time for your Gut Check, Vickie Guerrero...we've made sure to block out a lot of time for this, because God knows you have a lot of gut!  HA HA!

beastar.jpg
 
2013-07-08 05:06:17 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: GMJ come on, play along, there needs to be villain in this group. I still love you! Im the hero that fWc deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

right, ok.  Sorry.  Ask anyone that knows me, and they'll say the same thing - I overanalyze stuff way too much, and once again, it bit me.  :(  That, and I really try to avoid seriously offending people, as it's just not cool 99.99% of the time.

ok, that's my self-psychology session for the day.  Now returning to your scheduled Kayfaybe thread....

Hero?  Why in the heck would we embrace a hero that doesn't preach love and tolerance?  ;)


OVERALALYZE THIS!

wwe-in-out.neq3.com
 
2013-07-08 05:15:08 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: GMJ come on, play along, there needs to be villain in this group. I still love you! Im the hero that fWc deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

right, ok.  Sorry.  Ask anyone that knows me, and they'll say the same thing - I overanalyze stuff way too much, and once again, it bit me.  :(  That, and I really try to avoid seriously offending people, as it's just not cool 99.99% of the time.

ok, that's my self-psychology session for the day.  Now returning to your scheduled Kayfaybe thread....

Hero?  Why in the heck would we embrace a hero that doesn't preach love and tolerance?  ;)

OVERALALYZE THIS!

[wwe-in-out.neq3.com image 850x960]


Well, if I were to over think that one, I'd see a laudable attempt at an internet meme, based on the center character's bad command of English.

The more common observation though, is to note only that the pictures contains 4 Ds.  ;)
 
2013-07-08 05:16:18 PM  

Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!


Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)
 
2013-07-08 05:31:58 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)


THAT'S WHAT LOSER PONIES DO. THEY GIVE UP. THEY ARE AFRAID OF GLORY. WIN A BELT AND SORRY GUYS, "CAN'T BE THERE DUE TO SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVING FAMILY" LAME EXCUSE...
 
2013-07-08 05:39:23 PM  

Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)

THAT'S WHAT LOSER PONIES DO. THEY GIVE UP. THEY ARE AFRAID OF GLORY. WIN A BELT AND SORRY GUYS, "CAN'T BE THERE DUE TO SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVING FAMILY" LAME EXCUSE...


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 05:41:01 PM  

Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)

THAT'S WHAT LOSER PONIES DO. THEY GIVE UP. THEY ARE AFRAID OF GLORY. WIN A BELT AND SORRY GUYS, "CAN'T BE THERE DUE TO SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVING FAMILY" LAME EXCUSE...


Well, for a brief second, I considered logging in to her account and using both accounts at the same time tonight, but we decided to play it clean instead.  See, if we were loser ponies, we'd try and Eddie Guerrero our way to keeping the belts.  ;p
 
2013-07-08 05:50:50 PM  
So is the fWc split into the the fWc Ponypack and the fWc No Pony Order?

Can I just be Jericho and stay solo?
 
2013-07-08 05:56:46 PM  

ShiningWizard: Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)

THAT'S WHAT LOSER PONIES DO. THEY GIVE UP. THEY ARE AFRAID OF GLORY. WIN A BELT AND SORRY GUYS, "CAN'T BE THERE DUE TO SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVING FAMILY" LAME EXCUSE...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 360x308]


AND YOU!!! You created this. All this talk last week of "Oh, it's my one year anniversary! Shower me with praise hahahaha!"

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 05:57:15 PM  

eddievercetti: So is the fWc split into the the fWc Ponypack and the fWc No Pony Order?

Can I just be Jericho and stay solo?


No, there's no splitting going on here.  Campion is just on a kayfaybe spree here, and we're playing along, lol.

Seriously though, a lot of us have already been through one split in the group, and we really don't want to see that happen again, if we can help it.  So, if people really do start "choosing sides", per se, then we really need to take it down a notch.

/Sorry, just being a bit serious for a sec
//move along
 
2013-07-08 05:58:00 PM  
BTW, that was not directed at you, Campion.  Just commenting in general.
 
2013-07-08 05:59:09 PM  

eddievercetti: So is the fWc split into the the fWc Ponypack and the fWc No Pony Order?

Can I just be Jericho and stay solo?


I just like to think that secretly every posted pony is just an alt of First National Bastard and that he is playing a brilliant long con on fark. I like to think that Captain Steroid is his british persona and jet is his feminine side (and he's been pulling a catfish on GMJ for years and years).

/it helps me sleep easier at night
//save us Jim from Saint Paul
 
2013-07-08 06:00:50 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, that was not directed at you, Campion.  Just commenting in general.



i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 06:03:28 PM  

eddievercetti: So is the fWc split into the the fWc Ponypack and the fWc No Pony Order?

Can I just be Jericho and stay solo?


I dunno about all this "pack" stuff but Jetskimoo is the 1st new member of fWc Nexus since we tricked Tenor Reaper into the N-van with promises of poutine and toques. But since we suck at kidnapping she quickly talked clinster out of the keys and drove us all to Vancouver. Darn we really need to work on that!

Anyway I thought you were with the japanese vodak swillers or whatever?
 
2013-07-08 06:05:55 PM  

Supercampion: ShiningWizard: Supercampion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: That means that I'll have to end my reign tonight as the unifier of the belts. Have no fear, though, as GMJ and Shining Wizard will be there to snatch them!

Gee, just going to retire as champ, eh?  Thanks for leaving it to us to take care of things, yeesh.  ;)

THAT'S WHAT LOSER PONIES DO. THEY GIVE UP. THEY ARE AFRAID OF GLORY. WIN A BELT AND SORRY GUYS, "CAN'T BE THERE DUE TO SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVING FAMILY" LAME EXCUSE...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 360x308]

AND YOU!!! You created this. All this talk last week of "Oh, it's my one year anniversary! Shower me with praise hahahaha!"

[i.imgur.com image 334x400]


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 06:06:36 PM  

TheManofPA: eddievercetti: So is the fWc split into the the fWc Ponypack and the fWc No Pony Order?

Can I just be Jericho and stay solo?

I just like to think that secretly every posted pony is just an alt of First National Bastard and that he is playing a brilliant long con on fark. I like to think that Captain Steroid is his british persona and jet is his feminine side (and he's been pulling a catfish on GMJ for years and years).

/it helps me sleep easier at night
//save us Jim from Saint Paul


1.  If FNB has been pulling a catfish on me, then he makes one sexy catfish.  ;)
2.  But, I thought JfSP was the one to save us, not the other way around?
3.  Where did this whole 'catfish' term come from, anyway?
 
2013-07-08 06:09:54 PM  
I'm up in the rafters, fark all y'all.
 
2013-07-08 06:16:15 PM  

robsul82: I'm up in the rafters, fark all y'all.


So, you're Batman then?  :)
 
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