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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Ventriloquism museum successfully answers the call for more creepiness in this world   (kentucky.com) divider line 63
    More: Weird, Vent Haven Museum, Kentucky, Northern Kentucky, jeff dunham, cultural center, museums, Fort Mitchell  
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2013-07-08 02:41:54 PM
As Tom Servo would say, "Good old fashioned nightmare fuel".
 
2013-07-08 02:56:39 PM
Not clicking on that link.  Nope, nope, nope, nope.
 
2013-07-08 02:59:44 PM

FrancoFile: Not clicking on that link.  Nope, nope, nope, nope.


ITS A TRAP
 
2013-07-08 03:05:14 PM
Jeff Dunham, the most popular ventriloquist now at work, is also represented. An entire corner of the museum is dedicated to his work, including his characters - the manic Peanut, cranky Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy
There is a museum with a Jeff Dunham section. That's like having a Larry the Cable Guy wing in the Smithsonian.
 
2013-07-08 03:06:35 PM
I do my part too.
 
2013-07-08 03:07:07 PM
www.davesink.com

"approves".
 
2013-07-08 03:07:36 PM

Wade_Wilson: Jeff Dunham, the most popular ventriloquist now at work, is also represented. An entire corner of the museum is dedicated to his work, including his characters - the manic Peanut, cranky Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy
There is a museum with a Jeff Dunham section. That's like having a Larry the Cable Guy wing in the Smithsonian.


Get er done
 
2013-07-08 03:13:36 PM
I am not googling this, but have there been any significant contributions to rule 34 utilizing ventriloquism?  There has to be, right?  Still not checking.
 
2013-07-08 03:14:09 PM

Wade_Wilson: Jeff Dunham, the most popular ventriloquist now at work, is also represented. An entire corner of the museum is dedicated to his work, including his characters - the manic Peanut, cranky Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy
There is a museum with a Jeff Dunham section. That's like having a Larry the Cable Guy wing in the Smithsonian.


I would expect Larry the Cable Guy to be featured in the sleeveless plaid museum and the camo ball cap museum.  This isn't much different.  It's not the Smithsonian, it's an incredibly niche museum dedicated to dummies.
 
2013-07-08 03:18:11 PM

12349876: Wade_Wilson: Jeff Dunham, the most popular ventriloquist now at work, is also represented. An entire corner of the museum is dedicated to his work, including his characters - the manic Peanut, cranky Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy
There is a museum with a Jeff Dunham section. That's like having a Larry the Cable Guy wing in the Smithsonian.

I would expect Larry the Cable Guy to be featured in the sleeveless plaid museum and the camo ball cap museum.  This isn't much different.  It's not the Smithsonian, it's an incredibly niche museum dedicated to dummies.


Yeah, it's like Ty Cobb being in the Baseball Hall of Fame: yeah, he was a racist and a douche, but he was one of the biggest names in baseball history, so you gotta have him in there.

In fact, the more I think about it, I see that it's  exactly like that.
 
2013-07-08 03:18:42 PM
Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, and now he's me! Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun...when you're dead.
 
2013-07-08 03:24:26 PM
That looks like my kind of place.

Founder of the wildly popular "Museum Of Driftwood That Looks Like Other Stuff That Isn't Driftwood Like Famous People and Ducks Stuff."
 
2013-07-08 03:24:29 PM
i208.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-08 03:27:42 PM
Behold!  Nightmare fuel for elementary aged kids:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:38:05 PM
ventriloquistcentralblog.com

/sleep well
 
2013-07-08 03:38:35 PM
for blowing of human minds, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2081260/

Was available at Netflix. Seriously, gotta watch to the end. Seriously...
 
2013-07-08 03:39:35 PM

Devolving_Spud: [i208.photobucket.com image 399x560]

Approves.


They ran commercials for that movie during SNL when I was young. Scared the living bejezuz out of me.
 
2013-07-08 03:40:26 PM
Will not be going to that museum:
 
2013-07-08 03:41:24 PM
RazznfrazznNoPreviewBeforePost.....

Here's the pic:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-08 03:49:52 PM
And.....so....it....begins......


uponamidnightdreary.com
 
2013-07-08 03:50:11 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I am not googling this, but have there been any significant contributions to rule 34 utilizing ventriloquism?  There has to be, right?  Still not checking.


I did Google, and found nothing, but then I realised... It's all about someone going elbow deep in someones arse. They don't need to make the rule 34 stuff, it's the standard state of ventriloquism.
 
2013-07-08 03:50:36 PM
i33.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-08 03:51:50 PM
Go....To.....SLEEP......


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 03:53:11 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 
2013-07-08 03:53:31 PM
On the same shelf is a head made with human teeth.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy

That's not super creepy at all
 
2013-07-08 03:54:27 PM
 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-07-08 03:57:30 PM
Hhaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy ggguuuuiiizzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 03:58:41 PM
 3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 04:01:25 PM
heh......heh......heh........heh......heh......heh........ heh......he h......heh........ heh......heh......heh........ heh......heh......heh ........
db2.stb.s-msn.com
 
2013-07-08 04:03:17 PM
Come.......on......boyeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-08 04:07:32 PM
i161.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 04:10:44 PM
 
2013-07-08 04:13:01 PM
Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.
 
2013-07-08 04:17:53 PM
So, do they sell guide maps to the Uncanny Valley here?
 
2013-07-08 04:18:58 PM
i.imgur.com

Really? I'm the first to reference Devil Doll? No one here is getting any ham.
 
2013-07-08 04:21:45 PM
I do not see a reason for these dummies to be feared. It's just a flippin' doll.
 
2013-07-08 04:33:06 PM

Mega Steve: On the same shelf is a head made with human teeth.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/07/2706972/kentuckys-vent-haven-museu m -holds.html#storylink=cpy
That's not super creepy at all


So that's what the tooth fairy does with 'em.
 
2013-07-08 04:33:28 PM

ChipNASA: heh......heh......heh........heh......heh......heh........ heh......he h......heh........ heh......heh......heh........ heh......heh......heh ........


Chip, those so need to be GIFs!!


/sleep tight all.
 
2013-07-08 04:34:41 PM

alice_600: I do not see a reason for these dummies to be feared. It's just a flippin' doll.


A flippin' doll that will come to life and kill you in your bed.
 
2013-07-08 04:36:54 PM

SonOfSpam: alice_600: I do not see a reason for these dummies to be feared. It's just a flippin' doll.

A flippin' doll that will come to life and kill you in your bed.


...and violate you with those creepy wooden fingers.
 
2013-07-08 04:41:00 PM
FArk Party?

""ConVENTion" international ventriloquists' convention: July 17-20, Cincinnati Airport Marriott Hotel. Details at Venthaven.com"

effing nightmare convention...
 
2013-07-08 04:41:13 PM

Mouser: So, do they sell guide maps to the Uncanny Valley here

^^^THIS^^^^

 
2013-07-08 04:46:09 PM

shabu: Devolving_Spud: [i208.photobucket.com image 399x560]

Approves.

They ran commercials for that movie during SNL when I was young. Scared the living bejezuz out of me.


Tell me about it.  Ten years old, staying up late, by myself, watching SNL (or some random creature feature), when all of the sudden that frickin' demonic dummy popped up on the screen.  Couldn't fall asleep for DAYS.

Brrrr.
 
2013-07-08 04:46:17 PM

SonOfSpam: alice_600: I do not see a reason for these dummies to be feared. It's just a flippin' doll.

A flippin' doll that will come to life and kill you in your bed.


Not if I'm sleeping with a positron collider in my bed.
 
2013-07-08 04:48:53 PM

alice_600: SonOfSpam: alice_600: I do not see a reason for these dummies to be feared. It's just a flippin' doll.

A flippin' doll that will come to life and kill you in your bed.

Not if I'm sleeping with a positron collider in my bed.


What if that doesn't work?

THEN who you gonna call?
 
2013-07-08 04:49:10 PM

megarian: Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.


So we're to blame for your mistake?

How very female of you.
 
2013-07-08 04:51:44 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.

So we're to blame for your mistake?

How very female of you.


I was joking, but thanks for that awesome comment.
 
2013-07-08 04:58:13 PM

megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.

So we're to blame for your mistake?

How very female of you.

I was joking, but thanks for that awesome comment.


You're welcome. If I've not alienated myself from you and made you an enemy, I've clearly not tried hard enough.

/it's my purpose in life to ultimately make everyone I ever have contact with hate me
//on the other hand you're rather pretty...
///nope, I can't make exceptions, that would be failure
 
2013-07-08 05:03:13 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.

So we're to blame for your mistake?

How very female of you.

I was joking, but thanks for that awesome comment.

You're welcome. If I've not alienated myself from you and made you an enemy, I've clearly not tried hard enough.

/it's my purpose in life to ultimately make everyone I ever have contact with hate me
//on the other hand you're rather pretty...
///nope, I can't make exceptions, that would be failure


o_O

Sounds good. I look forward to doing battle with you in the near future.

*awkward internet handshake*

/I said "doing battle"
//heh heh heh
 
2013-07-08 05:08:15 PM

megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Aaaaaand yet I still clicked to read this thread.

I hate you guys so much. Now I have to drink. Buncha dicks is what y'all are.

So we're to blame for your mistake?

How very female of you.

I was joking, but thanks for that awesome comment.

You're welcome. If I've not alienated myself from you and made you an enemy, I've clearly not tried hard enough.

/it's my purpose in life to ultimately make everyone I ever have contact with hate me
//on the other hand you're rather pretty...
///nope, I can't make exceptions, that would be failure

o_O

Sounds good. I look forward to doing battle with you in the near future.

*awkward internet handshake*

/I said "doing battle"
//heh heh heh


Well...crap...you're such a good sport I'm starting to like you a little.

I...I hadn't planned for that...

(shuffles feet)
 
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