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(Celebslam)   Miley Cyrus' 13-year-old sister Noah quickly hands plastic cup to friend when spotted by paparazzi. Yeah, I'm sure there's nothing alcoholic in that at all   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 127
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2013-07-08 10:13:26 AM
Looks like Courtney Love and Jeff Spiccoli had a kid.
 
2013-07-08 10:26:29 AM
No, no, no. Alcohol goes in the RED plastic cups. Not the blue ones.
 
2013-07-08 10:30:51 AM
If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.
 
2013-07-08 10:35:06 AM
WHO FARKING CARES?
 
2013-07-08 10:39:25 AM

JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.


Seriously, how could anything this kid does really be anybody else's business, much less newsworthy?
 
2013-07-08 10:56:41 AM

TwistedIvory: WHO FARKING CARES?

 
2013-07-08 11:23:22 AM
Here, hold my cup while I text someone.

JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.


...and this too
 
2013-07-08 11:37:01 AM
Looks like they're smuggling diapers under those gigantic mom shorts.
 
2013-07-08 11:52:37 AM

MrBallou: JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

Seriously, how could anything this kid does really be anybody else's business, much less newsworthy?


looks like the entire thing was an excuse to post jail bate bikini pics.
 
2013-07-08 12:01:36 PM

NickelP: MrBallou: JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

Seriously, how could anything this kid does really be anybody else's business, much less newsworthy?

looks like the entire thing was an excuse to post jail bate bikini pics.


And?
 
2013-07-08 12:10:07 PM
That hat looks a little warm for summer.
 
2013-07-08 12:10:19 PM
Taking pictures of 13 year olds in bikinis isn't considered to be some kind of sex crime?  Is it right on the borderline?  Or is it just when they're famous (or related to someone famous) that we're allowed to creep around taking unsolicited photos of them?
 
2013-07-08 12:16:19 PM

blatz514: NickelP: MrBallou: JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

Seriously, how could anything this kid does really be anybody else's business, much less newsworthy?

looks like the entire thing was an excuse to post jail bate bikini pics.

And?


And its a little creepy for photographers to follow a Thirteen year old around hoping to get bikini pics so they can make up some random headline to post a gallery of them.....

I mean really what kind of asshole wakes up hoping today will be the day the teenager he follows around for a living puts something skimpy on?
 
2013-07-08 12:19:58 PM
Every day another drunk Cyrus pops out of the woodwork.  I can barely keep up with them.

I think my favorite drunk Cyrus was the CAN YOU DIG IT?!!!??! guy but he got shot pretty quickly.
 
2013-07-08 12:28:07 PM
Noah is a girls name?
 
2013-07-08 12:36:44 PM
Meh, a 13 year old should be off limits to paparazzi.

/of course, there are no ethics among paparazzi
 
2013-07-08 12:36:48 PM

NickelP: blatz514: NickelP: MrBallou: JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

Seriously, how could anything this kid does really be anybody else's business, much less newsworthy?

looks like the entire thing was an excuse to post jail bate bikini pics.

And?

And its a little creepy for photographers to follow a Thirteen year old around hoping to get bikini pics so they can make up some random headline to post a gallery of them.....

I mean really what kind of asshole wakes up hoping today will be the day the teenager he follows around for a living puts something skimpy on?


I was joking BTW.    I was really expecting this:

www.nationalenquirer.com
 
2013-07-08 01:45:03 PM
If a grown man followed any other 13 year-old girl around with a camera taking pictures, they'd be arrested on the spot.
 
2013-07-08 01:51:14 PM

reveal101: If a grown man followed any other 13 year-old girl around with a camera taking pictures, they'd be arrested on the spot.


Or have his camera shoved up his ass by an angry dad
 
2013-07-08 01:52:11 PM

reveal101: If a grown man followed any other 13 year-old girl around with a camera taking pictures, they'd be arrested on the spot.


The trick is to use natural cover and camo

....yes I'll have a seat over there....oooo cookies
 
2013-07-08 01:52:50 PM
[too_old.jpg]
 
2013-07-08 01:53:54 PM

Dust: Taking pictures of 13 year olds in bikinis isn't considered to be some kind of sex crime?  Is it right on the borderline?  Or is it just when they're famous (or related to someone famous) that we're allowed to creep around taking unsolicited photos of them?


Yeah this is a public service. We demand such things I guess.

Honestly I only clicked because I thought subby screwed up, because why did they name a girl Noah?
 
2013-07-08 01:56:26 PM
Her name is Noah?

NOAH!

Right!

how long can you tread water?

Ha ha ha ha ha.
 
2013-07-08 01:56:34 PM
For shame.  Kids these days grow up so fast.  I didn't start drinking until I was 14.
 
2013-07-08 02:09:41 PM
Looks like she handed over the cup so she could pull out her phone and text someone about the creepy guy with a camera who is stalking her.
 
2013-07-08 02:12:35 PM
Look, if you're going to put that earworm in my head, at least here's something to accompany it:

fashionphobia.org
 
2013-07-08 02:12:49 PM
Noah as a girl's name.  Goddamn trailer trash.
 
2013-07-08 02:13:25 PM
cdn1.tabletmag.com

Sort of wants.

 
2013-07-08 02:15:40 PM
www.oddfilms.com

That one. Send me that one.

 
2013-07-08 02:17:06 PM

JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.


Agreed, and this is coming from someone who is sort of enjoying the train wreck that is Miley (at least I feel better about her situation than someone who ought to be committed like Amanda Bynes or arguably Lindsay Lohan).
 
2013-07-08 02:31:04 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

Agreed, and this is coming from someone who is sort of enjoying the train wreck that is Miley (at least I feel better about her situation than someone who ought to be committed like Amanda Bynes or arguably Lindsay Lohan).


I knew paparazzi were lower than pond scum but this takes it to a whole other level.
 
2013-07-08 02:32:46 PM
Yes, because everyone that's posted in this thread WOULD NEVER try to sneak in a taste of booze before the legal age. Hypocrites, the lot of you!
 
2013-07-08 02:34:44 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Looks like they're smuggling diapers under those gigantic mom shorts.


I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2013-07-08 02:40:22 PM
Am I supposed to care that Miley Cyrus has relatives?
 
2013-07-08 02:43:42 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Am I supposed to care that Miley Cyrus has relatives?


Lesbian incest potential.  They are trailer trash after all
 
2013-07-08 02:44:15 PM
Miley was way hotter at that a...wait. I see what you're trying to do here. Nice try, Hanson.
 
2013-07-08 02:45:02 PM

cookiefleck: Yes, because everyone that's posted in this thread WOULD NEVER try to sneak in a taste of booze before the legal age. Hypocrites, the lot of you!


I must have missed where the people in this thread were criticizing anyone other than the sick fark taking her picture.
 
2013-07-08 02:46:21 PM
Side note: subby and moderator who approved this should be ashamed of rewarding the site that paid a guy to take pictures of a 13 year old girl in a bikini and then hype the "Noah Cyrus Bikini Shots!!!"
 
2013-07-08 02:46:48 PM

JerseyTim: If you're paparazzi following around 13-year-old girls, go fark yourself.

 
2013-07-08 02:50:44 PM

meanmutton: cookiefleck: Yes, because everyone that's posted in this thread WOULD NEVER try to sneak in a taste of booze before the legal age. Hypocrites, the lot of you!

I must have missed where the people in this thread were criticizing anyone other than the sick fark taking her picture.


when I said "everyone that's posted in this thread" I meant brap (sorry brap). And yes anyone stalking a young girl whose only crime is being related to a famous person is terrible.
 
2013-07-08 02:53:39 PM
Just to jack a Cyrus thread and make Farkers cry in their beers, I remind you that this Cyrus actually dates this girl:

bicoastalbitchin.files.wordpress.com

/And all of Fark wept that day
 
2013-07-08 02:54:33 PM
Derp

content8.flixster.com
 
2013-07-08 02:54:59 PM

EvilEgg: That hat looks a little warm for summer.


Imagine what it smelled like when she peeled it off her head.
 
2013-07-08 03:01:42 PM
Chill out, people. She's walking around in public, so she's fair game for photographers. If he climbed a fence and lurked in the bushes at her house, then I'd have a problem with him.
 
2013-07-08 03:04:56 PM

wbtv.images.worldnow.comcookiefleck: Yes, because everyone that's posted in this thread WOULD NEVER try to sneak in a taste of booze before the legal age. Hypocrites, the lot of you!

 
2013-07-08 03:19:53 PM
Yeah those Cyrus kids are a boatload of win.

Some mighty fine parentin' there, Billy Ray.
 
2013-07-08 03:24:35 PM
Is this the same sister that started the lingerie for kids line?
 
2013-07-08 03:28:34 PM
She looks a lot better from the back though.

Exhibit A   http://i.qkme.me/5ys9.jpg
 
2013-07-08 03:30:31 PM

Chiquidin: Is this the same sister that started the lingerie for kids line?


Nothing is more embarrassing for an eight-year-old than for her bra and panties to not match.

www.contentrules.com
 
2013-07-08 03:35:59 PM

bingethinker: Chill out, people. She's walking around in public, so she's fair game for photographers. If he climbed a fence and lurked in the bushes at her house, then I'd have a problem with him.


Private individuals who have no public persona should be allowed to wander around in public without photographers stalking them.
 
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