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(WTSP)   "Authorities arrested a man early Sunday morning who, they say, vandalized a Cincinnati high school while wearing Spider-Man underwear"   (wtsp.com) divider line 41
    More: Amusing, Spider-Man, Cincinnati, high schools in Cincinnati, Authorities arrested  
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2013-07-08 01:26:39 PM  
Was he strong? Listen Bud...
 
2013-07-08 01:38:09 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-08 02:04:15 PM  
Did he shot web?
 
2013-07-08 02:38:18 PM  
In other news, Superman's underwear still missing.
 
2013-07-08 03:00:00 PM  
Subby, do you need a nap after working so hard to make up such a clever headline? You too, mods. Good work.
 
2013-07-08 03:02:29 PM  
Well, spiders are always messing up property, which is vandalizing, and Spider-Man does whatever a spider can.
 
2013-07-08 03:05:50 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Subby, do you need a nap after working so hard to make up such a clever headline? You too, mods. Good work.


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2013-07-08 03:06:22 PM  
Also, why are we reading about vandalism in Cincinnati from a Tampa news outlet?
 
2013-07-08 03:09:46 PM  
If all you are wearing is Spiderman underoos you should be looking for the wrestling coach not the football coach.
 
2013-07-08 03:09:50 PM  
"No motive for the crime or reason for his wardrobe was given, but WKRC reports Williams was "looking for the football coach.""

Poor guy was sexually molested by the football coach.
 
2013-07-08 03:11:25 PM  
costumefail.com
 
2013-07-08 03:15:11 PM  
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Wanted, very badly, for questioning.
 
2013-07-08 03:16:24 PM  
Spiderman underwear only? Guess that explains why he was looking for the football coach. The wrestling coach would have been more appropriate though.
 
2013-07-08 03:17:48 PM  
He looks like he might be on the big size.  I wonder how he fit into Spidey Underoos without his leg popping off.
 
2013-07-08 03:18:58 PM  
What a man in Spiderman underpants might look like...

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2013-07-08 03:19:26 PM  
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2013-07-08 03:20:26 PM  
I had a pair of Wonder Woman underoos when I was 11 or so...and a pair of WW slipper socks.
 
2013-07-08 03:32:18 PM  
See, that's why I wear Batman underwear when I vandalize things. I've never been caught.
 
2013-07-08 03:32:25 PM  
Oblig...

costumefail.com
 
2013-07-08 03:35:05 PM  
Stan Lee sure gets around.
 
2013-07-08 03:41:00 PM  
Travis Alexander approves
 
2013-07-08 03:41:46 PM  

velvet_fog: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]


sharphead: Oblig...

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OMG, I can't stop laughing.  Brilliant, guys
 
2013-07-08 03:48:47 PM  
I think they should file underwear type with every arrest report. Then you could make some non-correlative assumptions about the various types of underwear and fun would be had.
 
2013-07-08 03:51:38 PM  
Well, at least now I know where all my undergarments have been disappearing to...
 
2013-07-08 03:52:23 PM  
Sheldon?
 
2013-07-08 03:57:05 PM  
Looks like the dude from Full Metal Jacket
www.local12.com
 
2013-07-08 03:59:52 PM  
About 15 years ago there was a rumor that if moms wanted there kid to see more playing time on the Moeller football team, there was something they could do about it, ifyaknowwhatimean.
 
2013-07-08 04:02:39 PM  
Is it just me or are all these "reboots" just getting worse and worse with each evolution?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 04:06:50 PM  
Do you want to see video of this vandal involved in shenanigans while wearing only Spider man underwear?


www.wtsp.com

NO

download.gannett.edgesuite.net

YES!


Have I misunderstood the story?
 
2013-07-08 04:07:44 PM  
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... he always looks so startled
 
2013-07-08 04:13:27 PM  
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2013-07-08 04:25:48 PM  

DubtodaIll: I think they should file underwear type with every arrest report. Then you could make some non-correlative assumptions about the various types of underwear and fun would be had.


Instead of that "ubiquitous middle name" thing (a la "News of the Weird").
 
2013-07-08 04:37:17 PM  
Well,we know he's not crazy..
His mother had him tested.
 
2013-07-08 04:53:17 PM  
Quick! Someone check Jodi Arias' cell!!
 
2013-07-08 04:58:14 PM  
"... and the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..."
 
2013-07-08 04:59:29 PM  
I only hope, for his sake, that alcohol was involved.
 
2013-07-08 05:05:59 PM  
 
2013-07-08 05:24:48 PM  
That's Crusher Hogan! Man, he let himself go after that defeat.
 
2013-07-08 06:02:56 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Also, why are we reading about vandalism in Cincinnati from a Tampa news outlet?


Gosh, it's almost as if there were some kind of international series of tubes, whereby Tampa news outlets could fill a slow news day with silly stories from other states.
 
2013-07-08 06:10:26 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

He's a menace to the city!
 
2013-07-08 07:57:19 PM  
And it would have worked too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
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